Justin argues that he didn’t grow up in a “rich” neighborhood but Chris counters his claim with proof: full-sized candy bars at Halloween and a dog that took himself for walks. Burgers are discussed. Chris tries to order food from Google Home. The legacy of “Fast Edna” is retold. Also: Chris is horrified when he hears that Justin recently drank from a hose.

Justin recounts the most theatrical child fight of his life. Trampolines are illegally transported. Chris longs for a richer upbringing. Also: balltag, the streetlight rule, and backflip prestige.

On this very special TPA, we learn about Chris’ sultry escapades as a teenager. The Chris vs. David saga continues. Also: skaterink cliques, Deadman’s Hill, & Frogger.

The boys reflect on an old, embarrassing cassette tape of questionable origin. The Peterson genes are challenged. Chris questions his role in the dynamic of their friend group. The infamous destruction of a neighborhood snow fort is recounted.

Chris and Justin explore the menus of some local diners & eateries. Chris gives Justin the skinny on “The Barnyard” & how he needs to experience it. Chicken from a town called Ladd. McDonald’s fajita kleptomaniacs. This one is about food. Dig in.

Chris and Justin explore the menus of some local diners & eateries. Chris gives Justin the skinny on “The Barnyard” & how he needs to experience it. Chicken from a town called Ladd. McDonald’s fajita kleptomaniacs. This one is about food. Dig in.

Justin’s wife sees something horrific on their nightly walk, leading the boys to theorize about the existence of a neighborhood Slender Man & the role of their local cult. Also: more wrestling vestibule horror stories.

Justin’s wife sees something horrific on their nightly walk, leading the boys to theorize about the existence of a neighborhood Slender Man & the role of their local cult. Also: more wrestling vestibule horror stories.

Hop into the Wayback with the boys and experience some gnarly, bare-knuckle stories about kids fighting kids. From claw hammer beat-downs to Chippewa water bottle brawls, nobody comes out on top when it comes to child fightin’. Trust us.

Hop into the Wayback with the boys and experience some gnarly, bare-knuckle stories about kids fighting kids. From claw hammer beat-downs to Chippewa water bottle brawls, nobody comes out on top when it comes to child fightin’. Trust us.