Trash'fer Brains

"Only through the elimination of violence can we achieve world peace." and by that they mean kill everything in sight until your the last thing standing and ipso facto...peace? Phil and Steve do their best to untangle this web of pointless plots but soon realize this movie is like cramming an entire season of the wire into an hour and a half movie. It's messy, it's emotional, It's Miami Connection.

Come forth our esteemed, goat headed, companions; for your beloved hobo film critics have yet another movie to tell you about. But be warned, there's a thirsty parasite roaming these parts...and I don't mean the aliens in this movie, I mean Ms. Burke. Naughty teacher plays no games. She wants what she wants and she'll get what she's after.

Join your favorite trashy compadres as they dive deeper into a monstrous series with Critters 2: The Main Course. These murder tumbleweeds are back in numbers and honestly less bloodthirsty than last time. Who knew they'd like burgers and milkshakes better than human flesh.

This episode is a blast from our past. We never thought this one was gonna see the light of day but decided to just throw it out there. If this movie is near and dear to your heart, we advise you to avoid this episode at all costs because we definitely didn't hold back on this one. But if your down to clown, grab your favorite cheap liquor, pack your bindle and come on this journey with us.

Join your beloved trashy compadres as they tap into their latent psychic abilities and go to battle with a group of murderous puppets. Their Master might be a powerful, waxy faced, undead moocher but the boys won't go down without a fight!

Oh my, oh my! A murderous (possibly incestuous) faux-psychic family in the 1800s, ghostly bells haunting a girls get-a-way, and a possible suburban murder but probably just a loud tv! What an episode! So join your spooky compadres, my goat-headed horror fiends, as they want to hear from you and your scary stories as well.

Ever want to see Romeo and Juliet on skateboards? It's kinda like Romeo and Juliet on ice but with ten times the amount of montages. It's the Vally kids verse the Venise Beach Daggers (who don't even weild daggers but whatever) in todays episode, Thrashin'!

Oh boy, Samurai Cop is one mess of a movie. To be fair though, this is one mess of a podcast. So, I mean it kinda just works. Regardless, go and grab your best and most favorite ill-fitting wig and get ready to watch a couple of white guys act like Japanese guys. They were, after all, trained by the masters...of something in Japan.

Prom Night, a movie where a child falls out of a window onto a window and another window falls on top of her. The Universe hated this child and no one can convince me otherwise. Some other stuff happens but mainly the window thing is what we're concerned with here.

In a time before the earth, before the sun, before the light of the stars, all was darkness and chaos. A bunch of tiny clay muscle men crip walked through the void , through time and space. That has nothing to do with this movie but this movie has nothing to do with anything so...yeah.