Trash'fer Brains

I am going to kick that son of a bitch Steve's ass SO'ard, the next crazy homeless-looking man who tries to be my co-host will feel it. Join us this week as we talk about how Bob Saget and Gomez Adams make a deadly deal with the Devil.

Happy early 4th of July Everybody! Join Phil & Steve as they try and solve the greatest mystery of all time. Does Jody's aunt live in her own house or is she a low down rotten freeloader. Or does she even exist at all? Regardless Uncle Sam is kicking ass and touching faces, so grab a well-done rack of ribs pop in this episode and we'll figure this out together.

Join your favorite trashy dilettantes as they dive into the mind, dreams and imagination of the one and only Arnold Schwarzenegger. Is he in Recall or is he actually a secret agent trying to take down a Mars-based rebellion? Or maybe, he's just layed out in a heroin den with a needle sticking out of his arm and drool spilling out of his mouth. Who knows.

Bonus Commentary Time!! This week it's the monstrous 35-foot shark herself but of course in 3-D! Please watch along with the episode, for it's the best way to consume it.

Oh boy, join your trashy compadres on their first step into the world of Sleepaway Camp. A Universe where kid diddling and forced sex reassignment is the norm and short shorts are a must. Steve's mind will never be the same after witnessing this movie's traumatic twist ending.

Break out your boombox and get jiggy with the boys as they shoulder roll their way through Friday Part 3. Mr. Voorhees was to busy getting his cardio in to be creative with his kills in this one, so Phil and Steve take their time trashing this waste of film.

Who's the best cooler in the game? It's Swayze baby! Join the boys for this action-packed bar brawl of an episode. Full of dress Gi tops and throat rips, Phil and Steve go through it all in this one.

The boys learn their alphabet from the craziest person they know, Nicolas Cage! Is he a vampire or is he insane...he's insane -- he's insane for sure. So catch yourself a snack ( I prefer a pigeon) and join us for Vampires Kiss!

There's a monster in Lake Normand! Well probably just a fish -- but is it a monstrous fish!? -- Nah probably just a normal fish. Before the boys get to lake monsters though, a pit stop back in Bladenboro for a depression-era fire poltergeist! Join them, my goat-headed horror fiends, as they want to hear from you and your scary stories as well.

It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's a spaceship filled with intergalactic dumpster puppet monsters! The boys dress in their finest of red leathers and discuss the hilarious and classic film from the '80s, Critters.