Trash'fer Brains

Well, it's finally happened. The boys were selected for Running Man. Don't worry though, they're spirits are high and are ready to accept a gory death or holy glory. There's only one thing they can to prepare and that's watching their hero. Nay! Their God, Arnold Schwarzenegger win this beast of a contest.

The youth just aren't allowed to bang, are they? Even aliens are traversing the cosmos just to kill them in the throes of passion. Ze Boys are saddened by this...only for a moment though because KILLER KLOWNS are afoot and they needs to be talked about. Join them, my goat-headed minions, JOIN THEM!

Welcome to the pilot episode of Fear'fer Brains. Our trashy compadres leave fiction behind and delve headfirst into the totally real and trustworthy encounters of the paranormal. Join them as they recount the terrifying tale of a vampiric hell cat known as the Beast of Bladenboro.

Hey-oh all my fiendish friends, join your favorite gimp suit wearing companions as they trudge through the dingy labyrinth that is People Under the Stairs. Don't be a fool and miss out on all the cannibalistic and incestuous fun...I may regret saying that.

Time is nothing and nothing has ever happened, except time is vast and everything that could happen has happened. We're all dead whilst also alive with violent Kanki diarrhea... But don't worry about that and join the boys as they learn how to satisfy a woman by one of the slickest men in the game. JCVD in Timecop!

What to do you get when you mix Kiefer Sutherland, a sexy saxophonist and the two Corys? The Lost Boys of course! Join the boys as they teeter back and forth on if this a good or terrible movie. I don't actually think they give a definite answer so...I guess we'll just never know.

Join your trashy compadres as they put their Halloween series to rest (for now). Micheals back on the loose and hunting anyone with a speech impediment, so stay clear all you stuttering Stanleys. The boys try their best not to go to hard on one of the worst installments in the franchise but fail miserably. It's Halloween 5 BABY!!

Bonus commentary time! This week it's the devil doll himself in Childs Play. Please watch along with the episode, for it's the best way to consume it. We hope everyone is home and safe during these crazy times, we'll try our best to keep the episodes coming for some extra entertainment while we're all quarantined.

Well...the boys are a bit drunk and don't seem to care much for this movie. I didn't think teleportation was such a bad thing but our tipsy compadres have had enough apparently. So join in and laugh at them laughing at this movie, it's time for Halloween 4!!

Our first ever commentary episode (so be gentle)! Please watch along with the episode, for it's the best way to consume it. We hope everyone is home and safe during these crazy times, we'll try our best to keep the episodes coming for some extra entertainment while we're all quarantined.