Tremendous Opinions

Your favorite premium internet disc jockey, Barry Boppins back in the saddle to give the populous what it so desperately needs. Switching gears from genre to genre, it makes no sense and is irrational progression but I'm the Captain Kirk of this here enterprise and if I want to play Michael Jackson and Puff Daddy I'll do it. I don't, but if I wanted to I would. Every time I hear the name P Diddy, Puff Daddy whatever.. All I hear in my head is Obama saying "and I'd like to thank... Puff.. DaAaAddy" hahaha unbelievable. I need to go in the living room and catch this Cowboys Steelers game, not because of the fierce competition and stunning feats of athleticism. The NFL has put me to sleep in the floor 4 out of 5 weeks. I need to go in there because my absolute boy Snoop Dogg is on the broadcast. Thanks to all that are here, hope you enjoyed it. I'm thuroughly convinced that not a single human has read any of these descriptions I've ever written and that's a dang shame because I really think it's my favorite part of this whole process. 

Bing Bong,
Barry Boppins

Staying up way past my bedtime to blast this one to the populus, once again we have abandoned all rhyme and reason as I play whatever I want to. Even put a country run in there. In other news, tonight we ate a cheesecake that I bought for my sisters birthday a couple days ago. Holy moly this cheesecake. With a nice jar of strawberry preserves shut your filthy mouth. I even cut strawberries to put on top. Who's better than DJ Witwicky? Thank you as always for being here, hope someone enjoyed it

Your fav C-list disc jockey
Bill "The Bing Bong" Swarsky

Utterly and absolutely demolished by NyQuil, ya boy showing up for yet another riveting installment of audible delight. The flu game episode. I take rhyme and reason and laugh in their face as I randomly bounce from genre to genre, displaying only the cheesiest of tunes. I'm going to stop typing before I just fall over and sleep on the keyboard. That purple drink whooping me up and down right now. Hope someone out there enjoyed it and I hope I didn't drop the ball in editing. I cut this episode in absolute cheese master zombie mode. Thank you as always for being here,

Your Host with the Most,
Bill "The Bing Bong" Swarsky

Completely abandoning rhyme or reason as I do what I want, wicked Witwicky style. A couple of slowed reverb renditions in there, I even get fired up as a middle aged man and sing a couple bars of Boylife in EU by Yung Lean. Didn't have that on my checklist of things to do this year but glad that it happened anyway. In other random news, last week on IG I saw that an old best friend of mine from high school was playing a gig in a band. This guy was a roommate of mine we had so many laughs and did the coolest stuff, I haven't seen him in years. I checked and the venue was 20 minutes from my place so I just showed up. Didn't tell him beforehand and he saw me from the stage. Biggest cheese on this guy's face when he knew it was me. Buddy killed it playing some Tony Iommi style metal lead and it was great, I'm glad I crawled out of my shell and actually showed up. Holy moly what an ear beating what am I a novelist now? My fingers hurt and I have football to watch. My fantasy team is due to keel over and take a swan dive at any moment. As always, thank you for being here.. Hope someone enjoys it

Your Host with the Most,
DJ Witwicky 

Greetings internet listeners, this installment is inspired by Fred Again..'s newest album drop as well as the latest finds I've left the record store with. Hope someone out there enjoys it, www.coffeestainclothing.com houses my shirt designs and currently we are selling some NIL shirts for UNC Football players Caleb Hood and Jahvaree Ritzie. Jahvaree in the opening week of college football was named the Outland National Player of the Week by the Associated Press. Then, in week 2, he had another couple of sacks against Charlotte at home. How fantastic is that. As well we have a few more Dojo of the Rising Sun shirts still available. Thank you for being here

Your Host with the Most,
DJ Witwicky

The majority of this installment is a late tip of the cap to the greatest, Mr. Tony Bennett. Trying to keep a rainy New York day type of feel for this episode, I was surprised to actually pass an hour of this style of music and to be honest I think I could go for another hour. The Chi-Lites with Oh Girl and Tony Bennett singing Wonderful World has to be my personal favorite parts of this episode. No reason for doing this type of episode other than it's what I wanted to do. I got emotional at work the other day listening to Tony and figured I'd put together something real nice for the people across the inter-web. My newest t-shirt, Dojo of the Rising Sun is available now at www.coffeestainclothing.com and one of the athletes that I made shirts for, Jahvaree Ritzie, had 3 sacks in the season opener at Minnesota. The most jumping around I've done for a football game since Boise State did the back to back trick plays. Hope someone out there enjoys the episode, as always, thank you for being here

Polka King of the Midwest,
DJ Witwicky

From Hendrix to System of a Down, trying to cover all bases on this rock n roll installment. Apologies for the absolute ear torture at the end. The Hendrix 45 with Purple Haze and Foxey Lady sounded so grimed out and the vocals were distorted with some wicked lo-fi sound that has me on the lookout for more similar cuts in the future. Beautiful. Every record sounds different and finds like this is really why I still do this. Coming up soon I think I'll do some slow songs, I've found some really great stuff lately. As always, thank you for being here. I'd bet not a single soul reads these things and this effort and thought is entirely wasted matter. Never the less, a 31 year old disc jockey with ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BETTER TO DO and an everlasting void of a love life finds this creative space amusing and worth while. Check out coffeestainclothing on Instagram for drop info. As always, thank you for being here

Your Host with the Most,
Polka King of the Midwest

Welcome to DJ Witwicky's Dance Mix. Heavily inspired by the bonus features on the Shrek 1 DVD. From Funk to Spanish, Hip Hop and House music. We have it all on this spectacular installment. But honestly, aside from music I had my mind blown about an hour ago. Beverly Hills Ninja has long been my favorite comedy movie and I've seen it over 100 times easy. Tonight, letting it play in the living room, I realized that one of my favorite podcasters actually played a prominent role in the movie over 25 years ago but he was in disguise and it took me 100 times and years watching to figure it out. Will Sasso plays the role of Chet Walters ink specialist and is involved in the famous laughing mushroom scene. One of my favorite scenes. Unbelievable how stupid I feel. No idea why I felt the need to type this revelation into my Dance Mix bio, but it's typed already and whatever. As always, thank you for being here. Dojo of the Rising Sun by Coffee Stain dropping next week on the website

Your favorite disc jockey,
DJ Witwickatron

In my notebook to kick things off I wrote down "Love You Long Time" and as it progressed, one of the songs took me over the top. I scratched out Love You and put "Love Me Long Time". Nice. I had about 20 other albums that were valid options, so that just means the Love You Long Time mix is still to come. As always, thank you for being here. Please check out www.coffeestainclothing.com for my art on shirts, currently we have an NIL shirt available. Caleb Hood, RB for UNC and we have another mystery player dropping this week. Your host with the most loves you

Lonesome Lover,
DJ Witwicky

Your favorite C-List internet disc jockey resurfacing to give you the first of many installments to come. Un-retired and ready to drop off this super hot heat for you, my beautiful digital populous. This episode is the Mad Melancholy Mix, Mad as in the New York usage. For instance, "that hot dog was mad greasy" or "Shorty had mad game". The idea is that the drops from now on won't be chronological, but will be chosen to fit a predetermined theme. The first of those being Melancholy, a word I've always liked and it fit the bill for what I wanted to do. Hope someone out there enjoys it. Check out www.coffeestainclothing.com to see what is currently available and follow tremendousopinions on IG for all episode and drop info. As always, thank you for being here.

Your un-retired disc jockey,
DJ Witwicky