It is I, DJ Witwicky of the Takagura Dojo. Here to break you off some knowledge via the World Wide Web. Welcome to Digital Dimension. No theme, rhyme or reason in this installment. Just following my ninja intuition and blasting an hour worth of jams for my beloved listening audience. Picked up a few new albums yesterday. I risked it all driving in the ice to leave the store with a 1980 Italian pressing of Jimi Hendrix, a disco Sly Stone album and two Redd Foxx comedy joints. Tremendous. As always, thank you for being here I hope someone enjoyed it. Keisha, keep rocking in the free world. 

Your Host with the Most,
Billy Bing Bong

Byck to kick off the new year with a few bing bongs. Your favorite internet disc jockey, the Virtual Virtuoso returns with some new heat. Found an original '72 Hendrix album from the UK along with a few others not featured on this episode. My favorite portion of this episode would be the Yung Lean live performances, the truck performance in particular is worth the watch. So over the top creative. Hope someone out there enjoys the episode, I'll be back new week for another bing bong. Thank you, as always, for being a fantastic listening audience.

Your Host with the Most,
Virtual Virtuoso

If you are reading this, we have actively reached the quarter marlk of the 21st Century. Give yourself a pat on the back. Couple hurdles and mental breakdowns here and there but nobody is perfect. I, for one, am definitely guilty of crab swirling myself into a wicked lonesome existence but at the same time the grass isn't always greener. I'd much rather be piled up alone like Alfred in this Batcave than to have a raging case of stage 4 cauliflower ear from my wife bombarding me about how her friends husband took her to the Botanical Gardens and hired a professional photographer to hide in the bushes and I can't even tell you the rest because I blacked out from horrible conversation and cracked my frontal lobe on the edge of the mahogany coffee table. Sick. This room isn't that bad. The only person to text me Happy New Year on time last night was none other than VIP listener Keisha. Shouts to Keisha holding it down. Wishing everybody the best year of their lives.

Live from the moon,
Alfred

I thought I'd accompany this new Daft Punk record with the rest of my dance tunes but had a last second change of heart. No rhyme or reason this installment as I do as I please because sure enough, I am the Captain Kirk of this here enterprise. Tons of new records at my disposal so I'm sure the next installment will be wwwwwicked hooooaht. I hope everyone enjoyed their Christmas now it's back to the old grind stone. Be safe on New Years I can't afford to lose any of the listeners that I have. Better yet, be a sweet child of God and stay home. Mind your business on New Years let everyone else take the ear beating from the lonely shingle salesman at the Applebees bar. Listen to DJ Witwicky, jump up and down and hug your loved ones. Big things coming this year I can feel it. Thank you and many blessings to all. 

Your Host with the Most,
Deep Cut Donnie

I watched the first two Home Alone movies recently, knew what was coming and still giggled like an idiot. Out of respect, here is the Cheese Pizza Mix. A 20 minute Home Alone House Music Mix with the remainder of the installment being my traditional Christmas music on vinyl. Hoping someone will have the gaul to play this while their family opens presents  and let your favorite internet disc jockey be a part of your family's Christmas this year. I hope all my listeners get what they want for Christmas, I already have everything I want. I'm relatively healthy, I have a purple car, a gargantuan stack of bing bongin vinyl records and Bill Belichick is my head football coach. Asking Santa for anything else is selfish. I want the UFO's to leave New Jersey alone that's all I want for Christmas how's that. TODAY I dropped the Hill Bill Tee on www.coffeestainclothing.com check those out. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. It was silent all throughout the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even yo mama.

The Polka King of the Midwest,
DJ Witwickatron

No consistent theme this episode as I, your honorable host with the most, will ping pong through decades and genres. Funk, Hard Rock, Hip Hop. Everything from James Brown to the Ying Yang Twins. As always, thank you for choosing to be here. Visit www.coffeestainclothing.com to see what is currently available. Follow coffeestainclothing and tremendousopinions on IG as well to not miss a drop.

Player-Hater Extraordinaire,
DJ Witwicky

In this installment we navigate through nearly two hours of emotional torture. Welcome to Heartbreak Hotel, you may check out anytime you like but you may never leave. Check out my store at  www.coffeestainclothing.com last week I released the Bliss Eternal Hoodie. A hand-printed iPad doodle on the front, back and sleeve. Hope someone out there enjoyed this wicked hot installment. Until next time..

Your trusted Host with the Most,
DJ Witwickatron

In this installment, we skip through my favorite MC's of all time. Some were left off, Andre 3000 had a solid feature last episode, ASAP Rocky's Live Love A$AP mixtape was a staple of my young adulthood. Both were not featured this episode among others, I'm sure the Boom Bap will make a comeback to fill out the roster. What an incredible run from Jay Electronica. This installment was mostly vinyl. The Eternal Sunshine portion of Jay Elect and the Fred Again features at the end were the only non-vinyl features which when you think about it.. Pretty disgusting. E-40 Yay Area, Paul Wall, Mike Jones, Curren$y, Jay Elect, Earl Sweat and Action Bronson all on vinyl. That's a bing bong and a half. Thank you, as always, for being here. We released the Bliss Eternal Hoodie on www.coffeestainclothing.com free shipping through the rest of the weekend. Mucho Gusto

Your fav internet disc jockey,
DJ Witwickatron

Nobody stands a chance when the Rizzmaster laces up the cleats. I am most definitely BYCK. Hope somebody utilizes this full serving of game from ya boy DJ Witwickatron. Loverboy Supreme over here frolicking around in no-man's land, I need to stop typing because I have no clue what I'm even saying. Who am I kidding I have zero game. My mojo died eons ago. Rick James is dead and I don't feel too good, myself. Thank you for being here, hope somebody enjoyed it. All eyes on Coffee Stain this week, possibly two separate drops. Woooooow

Your Host with the Most,
Throbert De Niro

The lovey dovey episodes meet an abrupt end as we delve into Deep Dark Descension. Hopscotching through Black Sabbath studio and live albums, meshed with various other dark and heavy tracks. I did sing System of A Down again and I do deeply apologize for the onslaught that your ears had to endure. Leveled the playing field and brought us back to light with Jay Electronica putting a wrap on this installment. As always, thank you for choosing to be here. www.coffeestainclothing.com will have a new release this week. Other than that, stay cheesy

Your fav c-list internet disc jockey,
Throbert Duvall