Tremendous Opinions

Hello to my fantastic listening audience across the internet. Welcome to the latest installment of my podcast. I've been a busy boy this week. Mourning the loss of a head coach, paired with the end of the season for the Heels, planting a flowerbed and exponentially expanding a Pokemon collection in a weekend really can take it out of a fella. I watched the first half of the Dook Uconn game today and left the house in an upset storm around halftime to deal with my Pokemon affairs. Left the house angry because Duke was winning by 20, not thinking in the least that Uconn would come back and have one of the best finishes I've seen in years. Wow I do love this game. My favorite time of year if I'm being honest is still the fall because of the trees in the mountains. BUT March is a close second because of things like that Duke Uconn finish. March Madness makes it fun to be alive for a month. I did finish dead last in the bracket pool that I entered. Saint John's let the boy down. Tough cheese. I hope some individual out there enjoyed the episode. Honey Bee by Muddy Waters and company really kicks the mule. Prince on Plectrumelectrum is suuuuch a nice tone and still to this day, Jimmy Page playing No Quarter at The O2 Arena in my opinion is the best example of guitar playing that one could offer. Whoever reads this, God bless. But you're here so what the heck. In four months I've managed to find and maintain a loophole in the Pokemon card world that has allowed me to catapult rather quickly to an impressive collection. A card shop owner this week told another customer that I most likely have more than enough to become a vendor at card shows. I believe that he is right. To give a visual, it is currently 5 full binders of modern, 2 full binders of vintage and a huge tote box full of the more fancy stuff. All sorted and organized. I felt like the Daywalker at that card show this weekend absolutely going nuts in there and balling out of control. No shame at all. I'm a 33 year old man with more game than an arcade. I handed an ol boy a handful of cards for trade value earlier today. I read this guy like My Side of the Mountain. After seeing the top 3 cards in the stack, buddy looked up at me like I was Neo in the Matrix. "How did you know I liked this stuff?" his question to which I replied "Who doesn't like that stuff"? He gave a trade value offer and I cracked buddy for a nasty Mewtwo. WHAT AN EAR BEATING. The point is, I almost didn't have time for my ever-faithful listening audience across the inter webs because I was too busy balling out of control. Submitting this at midnight like Cinderella. Work in the morning will be cheesed out. Until next time..

Your Host with the Most Pokemon cards,

Witwicka Juan Don

Hello my friends and welcome to what will prove to serve as the newest installment uploaded by your favorite disc jockey on the internet. I am a deeply devastated daddy after Virginia Commonwealth University managed to upset my TarHeels in overtime. Not to mention my love life is boring me to tears. I see comments about the potential firing of Hubert Davis and to that I say shame on you. Wash your tongue with vinegar and go dig a hole somewhere. It's Hubert Davis around here foo. I could spill into the multiple reasons for my concrete stance but I won't give you that beating right now. It's FINE. My favorite portion of this episode would either be the cold slow and throw switch on the Nas 45, Boylife in EU by Yung Lean always makes me happy and honestly I believe Eternal Sunshine by Jay Electronica might be the best rap verse ever written. That's just me. Thank you as always for being here, I hope someone out there liked it. WHAT'S GOOD WITH YOU KEISHA?? Enjoy your weekend, I bought Holes on DVD today so I'll definitely be enjoying mine. 

Your Host with the Most,

Juan Don

Hello to my loyal listening audience around the globe and welcome to my newest vinyl listening experience via the inter webs. Another master mix of somewhat modern melancholy musical choices. The Weeknd live at the Mod Club in 2011 is really something but I believe my favorite slice of this episode is the chopped and screwed portion of Child's Play. I've made video edits to that particular chopped and slopped version. Earlier today I fought off the masses and braved the elements in extreme efforts to expand my Pokemon portfolio. With no cash in hand, I entered the conference floor quipped with not but 7 Phantasmal Flames hanger packs that I scouted at my local Dollar General over the weekend. Using them and my charisma as ammo, I managed to hold until I found the perfect scenario. An old unassuming binder on a Vendor's table suddenly turned from an extremely ordinary book into a paradise for my eyes. Mid 2000's era bangers that most likely haven't been price checked since the Obama admin. I picked out what was agreed upon to be fair, clutched my new cards, turned around and smiled like a James Bond villain all the way to the car. I'm on fire, Keisha. Enough of my non sensible ramblings about the inner workings of a middle aged Pokemon master. I hope some human being out there somewhere enjoys the episode.. I'll be here next time

Your Host with the Most,

Witwicka J. Don

Hello my friends and welcome to another edition of my vinyl show. This installment revolves around my Frank Sinatra 45 collection. Some of my favorite old pieces and live performances. Sure, some of them sound terrible but get over it. I really enjoy them and it's what I wanted to do ova hea now for this episode. It did run a little short this week but I didn't want to play every Sinatra record or dig too deep into the Tony Bennett bag. Once I get to a certain spot in the Bennett bag you know Dean Martin and Jerry Vale's greatest hits will enter the chat and by that point it's all over. The Close To You mashup I expanded this episode to contain the Sinatra, Stevie Wonder talkbox live, Frank Ocean on vinyl and one of Ocean's live performances of the song from a few years back. As much as I like Burt Bacharach, the original version of the song is absolute garbage and will never see the light of day in my mashup. Sorry, Burt. The poor unassuming people have no idea that I'm publishing this podcast, putting on a sick hoochie daddy fit and I plan on kicking the door down at this card show. Taking the place by storm. No prisoners no mercy. Today I happily expand my Pokemon portfolio as a 33 year old man with no friends and absolutely no hint of a love life. Getting ready for this card show all I hear in my head is Russell Crowe. "Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line. Stay with me. If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium and you are already dead. Brothers.. What we do in life.. Echoes in eternity." Maybe I'll be a super sick internet disc jockey forever in Elysium's comparative platforms to the interwebs. Maybe I'll forever be a super sick bro that totally crushes the local card scene of the Everafter. Not selling, but I am bringing some old stuff from my childhood to show the Brodie that works at the store. Just showing up to gloat my KD, Harden and Steph rookies. Some Jordan inserts. Whatever. I couldn't be more fired up about it. Hope you enjoyed the Frank The Tank installment, your favorite internet disc jockey will be here next time

The Captain Kirk of this Enterprise,

Throbert Duvall

Listening to an old podcast recently, some fellas played Hand of Doom by Black Sabbath on vinyl and spoke about it. I had to cold open this joint with the Ozman and blast a rock episode out of respect. Second, John Bonham on the 1's and 2's sounds so good on the 180 gram wax. Really clean and heavy. Very full tom sounds. Two of the best examples of that being displayed here in Whole Lotta Love and Moby Dick. In the editing process, I crushed the air drums during Linkin Park to the point that I'm supremely confident I'd be able to set the house on fire playing that song on a drum set. It's almost flower planting season and I'm fired up. I pulled weeds in the flower bed today and I'll most likely start the pre seeding process this week. Wooooow. I've devoted my afternoons and weekends lately to expanding my ever-growing Pokemon card collection. No new vinyl pickups lately but I plan to go to the record shop this week and I'm sure I'll leave with something. Itching for some new 45's. For those wondering, I counted today and just a sneak peek into my Pokemon collection. I currently own 39 various Charizards, 80 Pikachus varying in value of course. But still. I'm fired up about it. Completed one of my favorite sets, the Radiant set. It's small, not very difficult to do. But I like them and who cares. Thank you for being a super sick loyal listener of my radio installments. Take good care of yourself and I'll be here all hot and bothered next time..

Your Host with the Most

Honorable Witwicka Juan Don

Outside of the Jai Paul Anniversary alt version bangers at the end, that Randy Travis 45 record slowed and throwed was my favorite portion of this wicked hawt installment and I'm all hot and bothered about it. To this day, the original test pressing of Styx's Mr. Roboto remains my favorite 45 record in my collection to slow and throw, but these slowed country tunes are so sick. Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain by Willie, Take Me by George Jones and now this one by Randy Travis just to name a few. I looked for Randy Travis slowed and throwed on the internet and found one example but it sounded like trash so this is the only place serving up a nice slice of game like that. The only game around town. I did get approached while shopping today by the president of a local 37 and under arena football organization. A put together, well spoken man that was naturally drawn to the aura of myself and my friend. He kindly introduced himself along with his cause, being that of keeping middle aged men off of the streets and doing the most to prepare them for the next level, seeking donation to help his cause and to benefit the grand scheme of his local football league. Little did he know, he was speaking with the best quarterback prospect in the building, with possibly an expandable radius of within 2 square miles, and the best long snapper/pocket protector in the Tri State area. I throw darts, people. An all-out aerial assault disguised as an unassuming local internet disc jockey. My friend that was with me can Olympic squat a mid size SUV and I've seen him do morally questionable things that let me know for sure, he is the perfect candidate to cover the blind side and let Juan Don go absolute Uncle Rico in the pocket and put on showtime for the masses. If I go on to have a famed local career in the arena football league, don't say I didn't call it. George Herman Ruthless in the pocket firing quick dirty cheese into the flat. Other than daydreaming about scrambling for first downs in the 37U league, I did manage to pickup more Pokemon cards today like a complete degenerate. It's embarrassing that I'm balling out this hard on Pokemon but I guess I could be doing worse things. God bless the person that reads this whole thing. Until next week.. 

Your Host with the Most

Trill Belichick 

Hello to my loyal listening audience across the inter webs, I come to you in typical fashion as a lonesome loser on this holiday for lovers. To be completely honest I was never one to buy the whole sham about Valentines Day. I feel like Valentine's Day was made for the bros that can't cover the spread. A much needed buffer day in many relationships, I'm sure. But, me sitting here in my disc jockey chair, I see it as bogus propaganda subjugated upon the clueless lower and middle class by big chocolate and flower corporations. Maybe that's why I'm scratching my cheese alone in a room sorting Pokemon cards on Valentines Day. But who am I? Not Copernicus, that's for sure. Don't follow my philosophy or adhere to my theories unless you want to be a similarly neglected middle aged man holding his knees in a podcast room with full plans to retrieve a pint of ice cream immediately after this upload and watch Indiana Jones alone with my dog on Valentine's Day. Insider baseball.. The most expensive record that I currently own is a 2015 RSD release of Jay Electronica's Exhibit A and Exhibit C. The picture disc featuring a picture of Nikola Tesla that only pressed 1,250 copies. I noticed that Jay Electronica is doing a show near me next month and I am purchasing VIP meet and greet tickets to hopefully get this thing autographed and tell Jay that his music has moved my life in a positive light. Super sick move, kid. Thank you as always for listening to my ramblings and music selections. I hope you had a great Valentine's Day

Your Host with the Most,

DJ Witwicka Juan Don

Hello my friends and welcome to another edition of my vinyl record radio disc jockey on the internet type thing we got going over here now. I've been snowed in the house for going on 3 days and I'm not a fan. Starting to develop the first symptoms of cabin fever, which was the title of a really nice mixtape that I rather enjoyed from Wiz Khalifa back in the day. This episode serves as a rock and roll example featuring familiar sounds to this podcast. Multiple examples of Hendrix, Zeppelin and Black Sabbath, some being vintage originals and some being new remastered 180 gram wax. You can't slow and throw every rock song but when it works it works. Good googly moogly Nutshell by Alice In Chains slowed and throwed is something to behold. A catapult into your feelings. Followed up by slowed and throwed Blink 182?? Get out of town. Just the other day my faithful space heater that I've had for a long time finally went kaputz right before this blizzard hit. Thankfully I did replace it but I didn't think I'd need a big one. This has been a mild winter so I bought the tiny heater. My little pigs are frozen but hey this little soldier has been kicking I'm proud of my little heater. We're doing our best to fight through and make it til the spring. I'm all sorts of fired up about replanting my flower bed wooooooow what a beating what am I even talking about. Oh and I might actually be the world champion of air drumming In Bloom by Nirvana. Any naysayers are welcome to challenge me. Until next time..

Your Host with the Most

Trilly Bob Thornton

Welcome to the newest installment, Exhibit B. A Hip Hop episode showcasing some of my favorite records in my collection as well as some new pickups and first time plays on the podcast. Niche finds like Dem Franchise Boyz and Chamillionaire really get me all kinds of fired up. Insider information, I saw a cheap copy of Suffocate by J Holiday on vinyl recently and best believe that will be here soon. Not a single individual is interested, but for the last two weeks I've been amassing a Pokemon card collection that could stop traffic. Yes I am a 33 year old man but it's not creepy at all because I opened first edition, base, jungle, fossil and team rocket packs myself in real time in the 90's at the KB Toys in Berkeley Mall so don't tell me what I can and can't do with Pokemon cards. It's in fact, genuinely wholesome that I took the time and effort to build my childhood collection back to something admirable. I will say this. If I still had my childhood collection in good condition I could purchase a home outright and own a business from Pokemon profit. It's not quite to that level yet, but this Gengar and Mewtwo are siiiiiiiiick. Thank you for being here and enduring my nonsense. Stay warm and I'll be here next time 

Your host with the most,

Trill Murray

When consulted last week by a childhood buddy of mine, I was chosen as acting consigliere for his line of inquiry concerning the beginnings of a record collection and turntable area for his home. My response was to show him my setup on FaceTime and proceed to flip through examples that would pull the heart strings. The Mike Jones clean album sampler, Paul Wall People's Champ, Dem Franchise Boys promo album. Things of this nature. Which looking back now, I really wish I featured those and some others on this installment. I did manage to find Chamillionaire's album for $20 recently, worth a lot more on online, and it sounds great. I might just have to blast a 2000's Hip Hop eppy for next install. This buddy of mine that called isn't just anybody. He is the most reliable point guard that I ever played organized basketball with and he is the person that showed me BTSTU by Jai Paul for the first time while playing Halo 3 at my first apartment when I was 18. Super sick inside baseball. Yoshinobu Yamamocheese. I am a middle aged man that went to a Pokemon card show TWO times in one weekend. My love life is in complete shambles and boring me to tears. I did manage to flip $80 into a $600 collection in two days so oooooweeeeee I'm on fire and we don't need no wata. As always, thank you for choosing to click on my radio show type of thing we got going on over here now. I may bust out an episode next week or I may slow roll it and go into a cocoon until the spring. Who knows and who gives a flying rip besides Keisha. That Scarface '83 Promo cost $100 that could've gone to my Pokemon collection so I hope somebody enjoyed it. It was cold when I bought the album, I got home, put it on and I smiled so hard that my lips split really bad and cracked in multiple places. So what. Until next time..

Your Host with the Most,

DJ Witwicka Juan Don