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Comedy has been a passion of mine for 20 years running. My intro to stand up was the first days of Youtube, Dave Chappelle had bits of his first specials. The first full stand up special I saw was Katt Williams Pimp Chronicles Part 1, I watched the full special with bonus features in a hotel on HBO. Snoop Dogg's cameo is unbelievable. Starting around 2015 I started listening to Joey Diaz' podcast and that is what really snowballed my love for stand up. The business side, the fellowship of comedy, the horrifying sad side of it all. More than likely, your favorite comedian has a heart breaking story about their life behind the scenes. Chris Farley was self conscious about his weight and didn't believe that anybody loved him. Rodney Dangerfield's own mother belittled and demeaned him to the point of permanent psychological damage. Joey Diaz, while tripping on a hit of LSD at 16 years old, found his mother with a purple arm, dead on the kitchen floor from a major heart attack. All three guys at one time were the best working comedian in the world. It isn't the ability to make a random human giggle for a second. It's the power to turn darkness into light. As always, thank you for being here.. Next weekend the show goes on like normal

Your fav internet disc jockey,

Johnny Joke Book

I woke up early and found myself fondling around in the record store sorting through literally thousands of old 45's. I came away with some real heat. My favorites of the new 45 section were probably Brother Louie by Stories and James Brown's take on If I Ruled The World. My Fred Again concert footage at the end didn't turn out half bad either. I did just drop the Sheep Tee on www.coffeestainclothing.com it is a limited run never to be printed again. I do hope someone out there in existence enjoyed the episode, I am your most trusted honorable internet disc jockey, DJ Witwicka Juan Don and I'll be here next week. 

Your Host with the most,

Trill Murray

I secured a 2012 Demo copy of Jai Paul's Jasmine for $16. Some ol' boy in Burbank California didn't do his homework last week and obviously neither did the person he or she bought the record from in the previous transaction. This record in my possession should be at least a $100 sell but buddy just didn't know what time it was. All of the covers do look similar for most of his drops but come on Pappy. C-List disc jockey like me? Forget about it. I sniffed it out immediately and blasted it for my beautiful congregation of audible punching bags on the inter webs. What's good Keisha. I think I'll start listing my 3 favorite points of each episode in the bios. No better time to start than now. Okay, the very start slowing and throwing a 1959 Willie Nelson track is sick work. Next, the Jerry Vale Innamorata at the end. Unbelievable. I could levitate like a monk listening to the vocal acoustics on this Jerry Vale album. And of course, lastly I enjoyed hyper focus listening to the 13 year old demo version of Jasmine, and I had never heard the solo instrumental before that either. Fantastic. I do have some other pickups that will remain surprises until next episode. Some cool 45 finds today. That is all for now, dropping the Sheep Tee on www.coffeestainclothing.com this week, if you'd like a sneak peek, find my TikTok the sheep design is there. Thank you as always for letting me intrude your earholes once more. It's raining, it's pouring.. My love life is boring me to tears.

Your Trusted Host,

DJ Witwicka Juan Don

Inspiration for the cold open obviously came from me watching Goodfellas for the 100th time. How freakin unbelievably good was Scorsese's mother in that. Possibly the best overall actor in a particular scene with Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci and Ray Liotta, all in their primes, she steals the screen and has a top 10 all-time scene in any movie. Picking up a shovel at my mother's keeps getting better every time I see it. '98 Braves slowed reverb is really fantastic. I'm seriously considering blasting some chopped and screwed country tunes next week. How wicked hot is that. George Jones and Randy Travis chopped and screwed get outta town. In other seriously fantastic news.. I'm a single 32 year old man with no children so that affords me the luxury of spending money on vinyl records to blast for you people every week that would be good for you good for me thank you now. I did just yesterday find a rare Jai Paul Demo drop of Jasmine to match my Demo drop record of BTSTU. It is not the limited Jasmine record that smells like Jasmine, it is the older original 2012 Demo drop vinyl of Jasmine and I do believe it is sealed. A sealed copy should be at least $100-$120 but basically only nerd losers like me know this so I found the Orig 2012 Demo for $16 on eBay with no other comparable sold items in history meaning its pretty wicked rare. I only need 3 records to complete the entire library of possible Jai Paul vinyl. He/Do you love her now single numbered to 500 and signed, going anywhere from $300-$500 a pop.. The white vinyl Bait Ones drop which is cheap I'm just lazy and already have 4 copies of Bait Ones. And the limited smelling Jasmine record would be the only ones I'm needing and I'd imagine I will break down and have them all within the next year or so as I expand this ever-increasing collection. I do actually need another shelf I've run out of room. Who typed this novel in the description of my Witwicky Juan Don installment? I did try a new coffee today and I do believe it just made me black out for a second. Thank you, as always, for being here and enduring this ear beating. I hope an individual out there somewhere enjoyed it. Until next time, I remain your faithful disc jockey on the internet.

Your Host with the Most,

Witwicka Juan Don 

Showing up all hot and bothered, here am I, DJ Witwicky.. Here to blast a special Record Store Day installment. I did show up twice to the same record store today. Trip one concluded with myself purchasing a $60 Comedy Store 50th Anniversary LP Box Set to go with a fancy RSD T Shirt. Trip 2 I was lucky enough to bump into a 2001 single release of Big Moe's Purple Stuff, to go along with a couple of old 45's. This episode is all over the place but I had a big time recording it. Also, after years, I've noticed a slight increase in my skill to visually edit audio files. A lot of these edits and cuts are a one-take Timmy and that is super wicked hot. Thank you for being here, I really appreciate the listen. Probably going to make another trip to the same store tomorrow because I am a degenerate. See y'all next week

Your Host with the Most,

DJ Witwicky 

Focusing on a relaxed melancholy feel for this newest installment. Hello my beloved listening audience on the inter webs. I write to you now from a wicked sweet place. Life is good, people. For starters, what a location. For millions of miles in every direction outside of this planets atmosphere, it absolutely sucks cheese. We lucked out and made it here. Gravity is keeping the layers of our atmosphere together, electromagnetic fields continue to work without fail, force of gravity is just perfect enough to keep the water where it is. Sick. Life is good. We get to just sit here and take in a wicked hot experience. Now, part of that beautiful experience was listening to DJ Witwicky's Ambient All-American installment. Much love to the people who click on this thing. Keisha, you're a bad mamma jamma. That is all for now. Bing Bong. 

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Throbert De Niro

Like I mentioned last episode, I was lucky enough to fondle around at the record store and find some nasty singles last week. Found a few Outkast jams as well as 50 Cent In Da Club as a single release. That prompted Witwickawon The Don to subsequently blast a full scale hip hop episode. Trying to cover as many bases as I can, starting with a 1994 pressing of Wu Tang, all the way to a recent Fred Again remix of the Lil Baby Freestyle. How wicked hot is that. Next week I have a feeling I'll put together a rock-heavy episode. I've been wanting to go look for the 45 of Hell Is For Children by Pat Benatar hahaha leave me alone. As always, check out www.coffeestainclothing.com and see what is currently available in the store. Thank you for being here

Your Cheesy Host with the Most,

Witwickawon The Don

It all starts about 13 years ago, with myself sitting criss-cross applesauce on the floor of my first apartment, playing Halo 3 multiplayer surrounded by my best bros. One of them, RonG took the aux of my boombox positioned below the TV and played what would turn out to be my favorite song and artist for over a decade to come. RonG played the demo version of BTSTU by Jai Paul. Immediately it became the song of my summer and really my life, I never stopped playing it. I played it on road trips, when I'm celebrating, when I'm sad. I played it at the hang out part of my brother's wedding. This album actually changed my life and makes me happy. Jai Paul only has 60K followers on Instagram and as much as I'd like to say that's a travesty.. Please don't follow Jai Paul on Instagram. Like it matters, he's a mystery in the dark in radio silence. BUT when he does pop out and show.. It's always perfect and hilarious. Not like I'm a renaissance man or anything but I rarely am jealous of other people's creative juices, but by golly.. Jai Paul is one of those people. Thank you, as always, for being here and putting up with my non sensible ramblings. Visit www.coffeestainclothing.com and see what is currently available. Just dropped the For The Birds Tee yesterday. Til next time, I remain your lowly humble servant disc jockey 

Your Host with the Most,

Trill Murray

I've been on fire lately with the 45 finds. Ever since I found the original test pressing of Mr. Roboto, I've been on a wicked roll. Found two Rick James bing bongs and a solid Randy Travis feature. I really dig these lovey dovey episodes that make me crab swirl and reminisce on loves lost hahaha sick move. Hope it wasn't too much of a beating for my adored listening audience out there. Keisha keep rocking in the free world and to the rest of you animals, I'll check back in next weekend. Til then, follow the Coffee Stain Clothing Tik Tok and keep your eyes peeled for my drop this week. The first drop featuring the new software I've been drawing on and I'm all cheesed up about it. Sick move. Good for you, good for me, thaaaank youuuu.

Your fav local internet disc jockey,

DJ Witwickatron

My love for 45 records continues to grow and my collection only expands as we continue this journey. I left the store with a handful of Sinatra, Tony Bennett, and some super sick finds in Ozzy and Michael Bolton. This episode doesn't have much rhyme or reason but it's what I felt like blasting. My favorite song while editing this episode was the slowed and throwed version of Erykah Badu's Didn't Cha Know. Killer reverb and I'm really itching to play that song on a drum set. And I'll say this, the outfits and aura is a little much typically for my taste but holy smokes Erykah Badu does something for me. What a fantastic lady. Alright that does it for this weeks installment. Hope someone out there enjoyed it. Keisha you da bomb dot com I'll crush another one next week. Yurp

Your trusted internet disc jockey,

DJ Witwicky