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No planned rhyme or reason in this installment, just what I happened to want to hear when I got back from my road trip. A beautiful weekend, with my brother and his wife birthing their baby girl, I became an uncle. Life is beautiful people. Jam this episode, listen to the birds chirp, call somebody cool, eat some fruit that you put in the fridge earlier. Maybe even make your way down to a Buffalo Wild Wings establishment and absolutely delete a dozen dry rub lemon pepper wings. Whatever keeps you from going under. Until next time, I remain a super sick internet disc jockey slightly west of the Rio Grande. 

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Uncle Witwicky

Welcome to Big Pile of Black Sabbath, a tribute to the patriarchs of heavy metal. Ozzy Osbourne, Geezer Butler, Bill Ward and Tony Iommi played their final show together last week and it did not disappoint. From the special guest surprises, to Sabbath's last performance, I was happy to be a fan. TOOL performed Hand of Doom earlier in the day. To hear Danny Carey blast a Sabbath song was wicked hot. Jason Momoa led a mosh pit. I've always loved Iommi, but Geezer Butler really cracked me with that last performance.I've never heard or imagined War Pigs played like that. Unbelievable. The underground icing on the cake in this episode was me finding a $100 plus record in a $2 crate and immediately knowing it shouldn't have been in there. Millions of things I still don't know in this realm, but I'm getting stronger like Charlie in the bush.  I hope someone out there enjoyed it, thank you for being here. Until next week.. 

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Welcome to, yet another, fantastic installment from the absolute bro, DJ Witwicka Juan Don.. Wielder of the fastest hands in the West. We have an eclectic mix for this episode, spanning from an original 45 from 1961, Fats Domino.. To a slowed and throwed rendition of Fred Again me (heavy). I, myself, had a beautiful 4th of July weekend filled with love, laughter and good times. I can only hope that my ever-expansive listening audience had a similar experience. Thank you, as always, for being here and if I properly used commas in this entire paragraph, that is pretty impressive. If not, give me a break. 

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Another fantastic installment for my beautiful listening populous on the inter webs. Solid eppy this week from Sinatra and Bennett to the prank call feature, Bon Jovi slowed and throwed, a melancholy mix, Jay Elect and the regular closers with a cherry on top. Come on people it's nothing but super sick game that I got for you's ova hea now. As always, thank you for being here and I'll see you next week

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DJ Witwicka Juan Don

A late submission of the newest installment from the absolute master of disaster, DJ Shitwicky. Not trying to toot my own horn, but this eppy isn't half bad. The SOAD triple feach, tons of Jay Elect features, Andre 3k, a wicked hawt Genevieve demo mix. Get off my case, trust me with the aux and leave me alone. Keisha I duly apologize for the lackadaisical upload speed, if you get upset and yell at me I understand and fully deserve it twice over. I was late becauuuuuse I was preoccupied absolutely and totally getting crushed and beaten down by a crab swirl. All good. Everything is fine. NOBODY PANIC. I'm completely smoked out the game. Cooked. I hope somewhere out there.. there's a human being in the cosmos that enjoyed listening to these audio waves from the absolute broheem. Until next time, I remain affectionately your favorite internet disc jockey..

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The absolute broheem clocking back in for another fantastic installment. Nothing but swirled out love songs this week for my listening populous. A look into next episode, today I found a new UK Import Frank Sinatra record as well as Johnny Cash at Folsom Prison. I know some of these records are getting worn out but I'm the Captain Kirk around here and that's what I felt like blasting this episode so bing bong. Hope someone out there enjoyed it, until next time.. I remain your favorite C-List internet disc jockey

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Starting off with the super sick Jai Paul mashup with Nelly Furtado and Phil Collins. I always love that Close To You mash but come on now. The Jai Paul Crush mash is stuuuupid. The universe is on my side with the NPR E-40 drop. Holy Schmokes. Buddy knocked it out of the park too. Those songs are extremely difficult to perform with a live jazz band. Kudos to E-40 for that one. As always, thank you for choosing to be with the illest internet disc jockey west of the Rio Grande. Until next time..

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This week alone, I imagine I've spent around 4-5 hours looking through crates in record stores.. and in other news, for the first time seriously inquired about playing records in a huge record store in person for shoppers and passers-by. Sent the email so we'll see what happens. I was geeked to find the original single of Jump Around from '92, the official tip-off song of my beloved Carolina Tar Heels. That greatest hits album from Little River Band didn't disappoint either. What a slapper. Really went to the moon when I found that E-40 record in the cheap LP's pile. Come on now. How about that bass registration from A Milli on wax. Holy smokes. Intermished it all with the Mulan song? Come on guys. Leave me alone. This is fantastic stuff here if I may say so myself. About to finish a doodle on the iPad now for the next shirt drop on www.coffeestainclothing.com 

I visited my local coffee shop today, like I do everyday, but today I showed up bearing gifts. A few Sheep Tees to hand out to the baristas from their favorite regular.. The one and only, Witwicka Juan Don (Root-Tootingest Straight Shootingest Disc Jockey West of the Rio Grande)

As always, thank you for fondling around and clicking on my podcast.

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Thank you for fondling around and clicking on DJ Witwickatron's newest installment. In this episode we celebrate A.K. Paul's single release of Watching' U, I also blast a few new 45's to the podcast. Lionel Richie, The Rolling Stones and KC & The Sunshine Band all making new appearances. I can't believe how nice that A.K. Paul song is. I swear it will be in rotation all summer. I've never asked my listeners to download anything but please. Listen to the A.K. Paul record on streaming services, download it. Whatever you have to do. What a bing bong. It'll have me fired up for a while. As always, please check out my drawings and prints on www.coffeestainclothing.com. Follow my IG and TikTok. Til next time, I remain the root tootinest straight shootinest disc jockey west of the Rio Grande. I'm DJ Witwicky.

Today there was a state-wide hail warning, but the biggest beating took place in the Paycom Arena. Nikola Jokic was a punching bag and I felt sorry for that ol boy. OKC advanced but if you ask a fella like me, Nikola Jokic is far and away the deserving MVP. I'm taking him first at the school yard. That's my MVP metric. Who's my first pick at the park. This year, that would be Nikola Jokic. But over here in the digital c-list disc jockey cyber realm.. I am the stand alone Most Valuable Disc Jockey because nobody even finds my throne worth challenging. Which is good for you good for me thaaaank you now. That means I get to go on an everlasting-peat of championship runs bringing and blasting solely the illest most wicked hot deet doots and bing bongs for my fantastic loyal audible populous on the inter web the world over. Right now even, my best friend is in a hot air balloon watching the sun rise over Cappadocia. Might have to tell him to crush the bluetooth and wake those people up with the most honorable disc jockey this side of the equator. Thank you, as always, for being here I'll be sure and cook up a nice one next weekend

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