Trial of a Timelord: Doctor Who on trial

Freddie Mercury's parties. Homophobia and racism. Cyber glory holes. Rubbish companions. THE GENTLE SLOPE OF MILD PERIL. Yes, for our 20th anniversary we are joined by John Rain to defend the Five Doctors.

 DISCLAIMER ONE: The funny sounding edits in this one were because we both had bad coughs. 

DISCLAIMER TWO: Honestly, we love Patrick Troughton here. Really.

Purple pims. Season 6b. Towers of shit. Doctor Who bukake palaces. Something to cling on to. 

This episode centres around a discussion that will in no way enrich your time on this earth and Alan Graham and Robin Bland try to figure out if Box of Delights is part of Doctor Who or not. Merry Christmas!

Did you know that if you have a chest infection you can laugh so hard that your brain becomes starved of oxygen and you black out?

Surely you'd be fine unless someone started talking filth about Doctor Who... and what are the chances of that around here?

New Adventures. Bareknuckle boxing. Big Finish Box Sets of Adric Alone. Sexy Hartnell. And yes... Cricket. 

 

Steve O'Brien joins us to defend Black Orchid

Exponential shatners. Bob Holmes and pigs. Space hopper testicles and rubber spiders. Seminal. Blended rodents - yes, Robin Bland joins us to prosecute the stone cold classic of racist imperialism Talons of Weng Chiang.

GO BIG OR GO HOME. Lovecraftian nightmare. Jimmy Savile jazz hands. We need to talk about Colin. Perry Mason was good at this. Creepy little bastards.

 

Is this the motherlode of shite Doctor Who? Find out and join us in a journey into insanity, hysteria and catastrophically poor taste as Paul Kirkley attempts to defend THE TWIN DILEMMA.

No bollock monsters. Oiled up barkers. Juggling Mandrels. JUST SAY NO.

Yes, Russell Parker joins us to defend Nightmare of Eden. Can even Ken from Boon and a poundshop Gareth Thomas rescue this one?

Bulbous and mishappen. "What the fuck was that? What did you make us just watch?" More of the same sick filth in the Curse of Fenric Part II.

Soggy Goths. Suspenders. Batman Labeled Poison Gas Bombs. Dogging. Lots of dogging. Yes, it's the Curse of Fenric. 

This episode covers, more or less, episodes 1 and 2 of the story from 1989. Part II, next week, will cover the rest of it. 

 

WARNING: You will not look at the Third Doctor in the same way again after this.

Teabagging a meccano set. Giant squid with irritable bowl syndrome. Swampie lovin' with Philp Madoc. Post-modern post-colonialism. Mary Tamm tied up. Did we mention the giant squid? It's ENORMOUS. THIS IS A SERIOUSLY BIG SQUID. 

 

Yes, it's the Power of Kroll.