Fain glimmers of average. Imprinting on Peri's breasts. Dobby. Care in the community for psychopaths. UNIT calls in the Mitchell Brothers. Crywanking in the corner of the TARDIS. 

 

Yes, it's the Power of Three. Cliff Chapman joins us to prosecute. Can he succeed against a well-prepared defence?

Ist Good Ja, Pet? Season 1 turds. Nutters on the internet. The wrong show. ITV4 Prime Suspect Spin offs. PIGSSS INNNN SPAAAAACE.

Excuse me, do you mind not farting while Mike Blumenthal is trying to defend Aliens of London and World War Three?

Strapped a chemical weapon to himself and tried to feed himself to the monsters. Inadvertant dead asians. Yewtree coming for Catweezle.

 

A live commentary on the Sarah Janes Adventures story The Death of the Doctor turns into a disturbing stream of consciousness ramble.

Arson. Size of Three Churchills. Buying Wendy Padbury a drink. Schrodinger's Russ Abbott. Anti-gravity bollocks. Hulk Hogan and modern fiction. 

 

Miles Hamer joins us to prosecute the Wedding of River Song.

He once touched himself to St Trinians. Space Richard Desmond. Gumby noises. Gary Downie's home movies. Wanky holes. 

Robin Brown and Alan Graham come on to put Vengance on Varos on trial - is this the video nasty it's Ok to like?

 

=WARNING= contains sexual swearwords.

Our silver anniversary. Robots ****ing. Cold blooded murder. The Doctor blowing off ogrons. The Rumpole defense. The magic moustache.

 

Yes, Paul Abbott joins us to defend Paradise Towers!

Spunkshrooms. Spunkanos. Zippy wanking in the bushes. Jo Grant gets all sticky while we play the Terry Nation drinking game. Bipedal and scrotal. 

Lee Terry joins us to defend Terry Nation's epic  - or at least epically long - Planet of the Daleks!

This episode includes the best description of Tom Baker ever coined.

A Tale of Two Billys. Taker and Caker. Malcolm X and Giant Haystacks. As long as it's a boy walrus. Scouse shop stewards. Maureen O'Brien's melons. Yes, it's the Space Museum. Can James Cooray Smith defend this... this?

Find out.

Well hard pigeons. Social workers. Gary Downie in a wig. Probing by cybermen. "Visiting Geneva with Mike Yates". Colin Cyberleader.

 

Yes, it's a John Rivers turn to join us as he defends the 'official' 25th anniversary story, Silver Nemesis.

The Il Duce of Filth takes my cherry. Fishy smelling eye-sockets. A high terry tolerance. Ignorance of fruit. A seething volcano of thespianic power.

 

Yes - Stephen Graham joins us to defend The Android Invasion.