Cabbages. Seeping trousers. Homer Simpson. Ripe pussy and gargantuan penis. 

 

We finish the feast that is the Two Doctors.

Wanking sheds. French etchings. Tinto brass erotic films. Passo doble potatoes. Confessions of whoredom. 

 

Stephen Graham joins us to prosecute THE TWO DOCTORS.

SPUNKAGGEDON!

Hannah Cooper - @MrsSimonTemplar on twitter - joins us to defend Resurrection of the Daleks. 

With sepcial thanks to Jonathon Carley.

Ginger caterpillars of doom. Roomba with anal probe attachement. A shaggy dog story. 

In this time of division and strife, Paul Kirkley joins to help us come together. LET THE NATIONAL HEALING BEGIN.

Cockmonsters. Eric Saward's flabby arse. 30 years well spent. Boss level on Gary Downie's Grindr. The Maylin Mane of Magnificence. 

YES - prepare yourselves for the most thorough of Darrowings as Pete Lambert joins us to defend TIMELASH.

What starts out as a heartfelt tribute to Terrance Dicks, giant of Doctor Who, goes tragically and predictably wrong because three grown men can't help themselves when it comes to knob gags.

Bird porn. Crack pipes in heaven. Concerns about my bollocks. Naked Boris. THE WRATH OF GOD. The sudden onset of a second puberty. 

 

Yes! Pip Blackledge joins us to prosecute 2018's The Woman Who Fell To Earth.

On the 3rd of June 2019, Avon left the building. Paul Darrow, star of Blakes 7, died. In this special episode we are joined by Robin Brown of Probic Vent to discuss exactly what made Avon and Blakes 7 so special. Spoilers ahoy, pretty much from the get go, so if you've never watched B7, be warned. 

 

Not much in the way of dogging gags or the usual filth in this episode, for which we can only apologise. Normal service will be resumed in the next episode.

GIMPS! BEAR BANDITS! A LESBIAN DOMINATRIX AND HER REALLY GOOD WEED! And, of course, the Mother of all Bollock Monsters. 

 

Join us for Bollockalypse Now as Dr Mark Jones joins us to defend The Creature From The Pit.

Prog rock bands with Ingrid Pitt. Post-mortem libel. The celery game. Sweaty gingers. Champion the wonder lizard. 

 

John  Rivers joins us to defend 1984's Warriors of the Deep.