Tetrap porn! Pure heroin! Erotic question marks! CSO-tastic sets! Yes, just in time for the 30th anniversary, Jon Arnold joins us to defend the indefensible - it's Time and the Rani!

Elegant bullshit! Dodgy racial politics! Sparkly crotches! S&M in the White House! A load of old balls! And DOBBY THE JESUS GOBLIN!

 

Yes, it's the season 3 end of year party The Sound of Drums and Last of the Timelords, with Cathy Barry defending.

Pirates! Eternals! BOSOMS. The dead, unblinking eyes of Him Off Duty Free. Demonic eyebrows! Robin Brown joins us to defend the season 20 story Enlightenment. Can YOU explain the pig joke?

We didn't want to put this on trial, because it's lovely. So we recorded a love letter to it instead.

BONUS: Your host is rendered speechless by the most inappropriate Doctor Who Fandom similie ever uttered.

Rarely useful TARDISes! Inexplicable tramps! Shit kisses! Diamonds in shit! SCOUSE CHRIST!

 

Yes, ladies and gentlemen - Stephen Bush is here to defend the TV Movie starring Eric Roberts!

And some bloke in a wig.

Jodphurs! A shipful of Adric! Distended bollock monsters at saturday teatime! Yes, it's the Horns of Nimon on trial! Is it really as bad as people say? It can't be... can it?

 

Spoiler: yes.

Pond. Smith. Space whale. And the Space Whale reminds me of someone. Someone old. And kind. And wise. And old. But who? Find out in this episode which includes strong language, needless philosophy and BLANTANT EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION. 

The Beast Below - on trial. Give your verdict on Twitter @WhoTrial

Cybermen. Vogans. TOM BAKER! Pedaloes. Crotch gold. Yes, Revenge of the Cybermen goes on Trial. 

PLEA FOR HELP: If anyone can confirm the story about the hairbrush or identify the peruvian arse flute, please let us know on Twitter at @WhoTrial

Lots of people love Doctor Who - but just as many people hate it. So is Doctor Who great - or is it shite? We find out by putting a story on trial each episode. This time, we are joined by Jim Thompson who defends the God Complex from 2011.

 

Warning: You may never look at John Hurt the same way again.

Lots of people love Doctor Who - but just as many people hate it. So is Doctor Who great - or is it shite? We find out by putting a story on trial each episode. This time, we are joined byMiles Ivan Hamer who defends Arc of Infinity from 1983. 

 

Warning: contains mentions of Adric's sexual pecadillos.