True Crimes Against Wine

DEFENDANT: Kylie Minogue

Hey there! Ready to dive into the delicious madness that is Cracker Barrel? We've got a fun episode lined up that’s all about nostalgia, the scrumptious joy of hash brown casserole, and even a little road trip down memory lane. Imagine a place where the fried okra is crunchy, the rocking chairs are ready for serious lounging, and you never quite beat the peg game but always give it a darn good shot.

DEFENDANT: Emily in Paris

Bonjour, mes amis! Dive into the delightful world of 'True Crimes Against Wine' where we take a stylish detour from our usual libations. Join us as we uncover the tantalizing truth behind aperitifs and their bitter companions, digestifs, with our special focus on the delightful Lillet Blanc.

Hey there, friend! Get ready to giggle as we unwrap a delightful email from Tina in Greenland. She charms us with tales of yo-yo prowess and poses a fun question that gets us all sharing our most useless, yet totally entertaining, skills. Spoiler: burping on command and NY Times crosswords might just make the cut!

Join us for some laughs, hidden talents, and the joy of sharing stories across tundras.

DEFENDANT: Judge Rachel

Hey there.

Welcome back to another episode of True Crimes Against Wine! This week, we're diving into the mystery edition of our beloved podcast, where the unknown reigns supreme. Will we stay on topic? Who knows! But one thing's for sure, the journey will be full of laughs and tangents!

Today, we're recording from my loft with the windows open, enjoying a beautiful day with scrumptious soup simmering on the stove and a charcuterie board right beside us. If you're into ASMR of munching, this episode might just be your jam. If not, maybe hit the skip button and roll your dice elsewhere.

With our usual fact-checker MIA, we've got little baby Hermes stepping in. He's currently living it up in NYC, while we dive deep into the world of mystery, murder, and wine. Remember Clue, the classic board game? Well, we're unboxing a specially-themed wine bottle inspired by it, complete with wine-related weapons and Art Deco vibes. Perfect for anyone who loves a good pour paired with a puzzling evening!

So, whether it's dissecting the hallmark of '80s mystery movies or exploring the sophisticated chaos of the Clue legacy, we've got it all uncorked for you. Don't forget to check our TikTok for an inside look at the fantastic Clue wine unboxing moment!

Hey there, lovely listeners! Welcome back to another fun-filled episode of True Crime Against Wine. This time, we're diving into the whimsical world of wedding planning - from the exciting (and sometimes exhausting) hunt for the perfect dress to the delightful details of Topher's attire.

Join us as we share laughs and stories about choosing the perfect bridal gown with a colorful veil twist, finding autumn-inspired accessories, and turning every moment into a celebration. Whether you're on the brink of wedded bliss or reminiscing about your own special day, this episode is packed with giggles, advice, and a dash of wine-induced twirls. Cheers to love, laughter, and happily ever afters!

DEFENDANT: RuPaul

Hey there, welcome back to another fun-filled episode of True Crimes! Ever wondered what it’s like when a mother and daughter hit the road together, tuning into their favorite podcast? Well, today’s episode is packed with delightful tales and hilarious moments featuring our beloved listener, Barbara Ann! 

Join us as Judge Rachel spills the beans about whether Barbara Ann knows her status as our podcast's legendary listener. It's a mix of mystery, motherly love, and downright funny misunderstandings! 

From curious questions about memorizing episodes to navigating the intricacies of seasons versus episodes, Barbara Ann's insights will keep you entertained and chuckling all the way through. 

Ever tried helping to pack up outdated medical journals or expired pill bottles? Topher shares the ultimate Barbara Ann moving experience that'll have you rolling with laughter. With a blend of love, laughter, and a little bit of chaos, this episode showcases just how special and quirky our loved ones can be. 

So grab your favorite drink and join us for some heartwarming laughter. And if you have your own quirky stories to share, we’d love to hear them! Send them our way, because here at True Crimes Against Wine, everyone’s tales deserve their moment in the spotlight. Cheers! 

TRIGGER WARNING: SA, please take care of your mental health. We value you and don't want to cause any harm through the things we discuss.

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DEFENDANT: Outland

EVIDENCE: Manos Outlander Sauvignon Blanc

SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Scottish Highlands

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Hey there, my friend! Welcome to our latest episode, where we take a fun and sometimes intense ride through the world of Outlander. 🚀 We're deep diving into all the juicy details and complex relationships that've got us hooked on this time-traveling adventure!

This week, we uncork some thoughts on everything from quantum physics to Scottish history, and debate the realism of Outlander's storyline alongside our trusty sleep-aid assistant, Hermes. 🐾 Whether it's sharing a laugh or unpacking some heavier themes, we're all about creating a cozy space for these conversations.

As we sip on some wine, we explore the different layers (just like a fine onion) of the show's characters, the lavish costumes, and how they age those kilts just right. So, grab a glass, get comfy, and join us for a chat! Cheers! 🍷

Hey there, welcome to another thrilling episode of True Crimes Against Wine! In this spooky season special, we're diving into the hypothetical chaos of The Purge. With a mix of humor and strategy, we chat about potential self-defense weapons and the hilarity of having to work as a DoorDasher during such a wild event.

From debating the merits of a trusty rake versus a solid two-by-four, to the ridiculous concept of leaving 'please take one' notes during the purge, this episode is all about survival with a twist. And, of course, we question why people aren't using the Purge to create some positive societal change.

Join us for a laugh as we explore these outrageous scenarios, debate obscure questions, and, as always, share a drink while keeping it real. Whether you're here for the giggles or the wine, there's something in this episode for everyone. Cheers, and happy spooky season!