Donald Trump doesn’t have to sit there and just TAKE it when some Mooslim and his wife badmouth him just because their son died in service of America. I mean, what do they think they are? WHITE CHRISTIANS?

 

Wherever you may go, whatever you may do. Know this.

A major party in the United States of America has nominated a thrice-married, bankrupted, carnival barker, reality show host to be its candidate for President of the United States.

It’s a fact. And nothing will ever change that.

 

Wakka-Chikka-Wakka-Chikka!

Have you gotten your phone call yet? No? Just wait. You will. Donald Trump’s search for a Vice Presidential running mate is not going well.

It will boil down to either Indiana Governor Mike Pence, as exciting as a cup of plain yogurt; NJ Governor Chris Christie, currently following Trump from rally to rally to hold his coat; or Newt Gingrich, in which case Trump’s next hire better be a food taster.

Or, if God REALLY loves us… he could choose Sarah Palin!

KEEP HOPE ALIVE!

And Enjoy Episode 009 of TRUMPERAMA!

Word is that Donald Trump is winnowing down the field of potential contestants in the veepstakes. Gingrich? Christie? PALIN? Who knows?

Also, sometimes one has to turn to his or her higher power to understand the complexities of life. God? Or Dr. Phil?

That and more on Episode 008 of Trumperama!

In Episode 7 of Trumperama, we discuss Trump’s love of the sweet science of torture. We look at how the media treats the Donald like a developmentally-disabled child and applauds each time he manages to get through a speech without soiling himself. And, taking a moment of personal privilege, I explain why I’m trying to get some help in the Mental Health Arena for a vexatious litigant in Maryland.

Maybe they should have left him in the oven a bit longer.

Introducing our new original tune, “Recipe for a Dictator.” (Sam, you made the HANDS too small.)

But you need little hands to get in to the pipe and clean out all the lies when you fact check the master prevaricator. Just don’t forget to roll up your sleeves and be current on your tetanus shots.

Enjoy Episode 006 of Trumperama!

Welcome to Episode 5 of Trumperama, in which I introduce my first song written and played on the Suzuki Q Chord, “They Can Not Ban Automatic Weapons.”

On this day after the largest mass shooting in American history, we find our right wing bigots faces with a true conundrum: “Who to hate more, the Gays or the Muslims?”

Feel free to discuss. And share with your friends.

Watching the network coverage of presumptive GOP Presidential Nominee Donald Trump the last few days, one would be forgiven for thinking that the leadership of the Republican Party looks at their nominee as if he were a “developmentally disabled child.”

Look at the reaction to his canned, read-from-a-teleprompter speech Tuesday.

“GOOD BOY, DONALD! WONDERFUL SPEECH! EXPERTLY DELIVERED! JUST WHAT WE NEEDED! YOU ARE A GOOD, GOOD BOY!”

But with the Romney summit going on as the #NeverTrump forces gather for one last push, you just know that, like parents of a profoundly disabled child, the GOP just KNOWS Donald is going to make boom booms in his pants in public. Not a question of if, but when.

Enjoy Episode 004 of TRUMPERAMA!

Yesterday, Hillary Clinton made history by being the first female on any major party ticket to win her party’s nomination for President.

But today, we’re absorbed in the news that Donad Trump is a racist.

Really? Were there any signs leading up to this? And do his voters care?

Enjoy Episode 003 of “Trumperama”.