This is episode 55 of the WET Podcast.

THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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00:00:00 - This Week on WET...

00:01:28 - Code WETPOD for 15% off at tejastonic.com

00:02:29 - What do you know?!

00:04:38 - The WET Commandments

00:05:56 - Phil slanders Amazon drivers

00:07:25 - Why Justin was late

00:09:22 - We can stop whenever we want

00:10:49 - Justin's Gifts

00:13:15 - Justin's Best Journal Yet - Sunset Christmas party

00:23:33 - Our family Christmas snacks

00:25:43 - History always repeats itself

00:27:20 - More of an Axis than an Ally

00:29:10 - For 25cents a day, you can feed a Justin in need

00:30:55 - The Lions lost or something

00:32:20 - The Anger Iceberg

00:35:57 - Small vs big mushroom

00:38:14 - The drones are definitely ours

00:44:12 - Bathtub probably cleanest place make DMT at a trailer park

00:47:03 - Trump says to shoot down the drones

00:50:30 - Justin explains why the drones are here

00:54:01 - Vince Vaughn is the same guy in every single movie

01:04:37 - Gremlins is the best Christmas movie

01:10:48 - Ohio ruling stands that boneless chicken wings can have bones

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