In which we discuss job requirements, running away, refusing to compromise, male burlesque, remembering phone numbers, being a good friend, and laying one on.

In which we discuss rad outfits, remembering names, rolling in dough, disastrous spills, medical testing, and making cartoons say swears.

In which we discuss super interesting work stuff, how to celebrate Easter, how humans talk, and platypuses (at length).

In which we discuss unexpected vacations, messages in bottles, getting excited about sports, pumping each other up, and the many weird faces of Ted Cruz.

In which we discuss government conspiracies, roommate problems, childhood creek shenanigans, PSA slogans, and cyber attacks.

In which we discuss Edible Book Day, rescuing stuck cars, karaoke, hot new movie releases, completely arbitrary celebrations, and cheese delivery systems.

In which we discuss a drunk date night, paying off student debts, returning a gift, nostalgia culture, all of the flaws with none of the solutions, and a champagne cork mushroom.

In which we discuss a joke made for exactly one person, fulfilling childhood dreams, double dating, opportunities for growth, wizard kidnappings, and the hit movie Eight Mile.

In which we discuss reckless yogurt, uncanny predictions, timeless models, certificates of kindness, life changes, and unspellable words.

In which we discuss various polyhedrons, losing touch with old friends, pharmacology: the study of farms, the classic Valentine's experience, professional sympathy, comets and grilled cheese in a dumpster, and DJ Slykiz.