In which we discuss daydreaming, fake phone calls, social media and telling people what to care about, dog death vs people death, shiny fabrics and Xbox, running into old teachers, princesses, and being screwed by Jimmy.

In which we discuss Carly Rae Jepsen's under-appreciated 2015 smash hit album "E•MO•TION" available on iTunes for $12.99 today. And some other stuff.

In which we discuss studying versus tests, zodiac nicknames, the amount of work it takes to be a fan, human/Pokemon organized fighting, and our newest adopted sibling Borca.

In which we discuss forgetting to pee, the weirdest duet, insect phobias, crappy girl clothing, the most terrifying sneeze, and the return of Phil Collins.

In which we discuss the Christmas creep, the types of vampires, the mascots of all the holidays, t-shirts from 2009, becoming popular, strange Swedish drinks, and philosophy.

In which we discuss spooks and scares, chicken nugget stairs, supervising youths, drive thru etiquette, nesting for autumn, recognizing the good things, and what scares ghosts.

In which we discuss learning to cosplay, old timey names, pay to play phone games, crushing on old buildings, heists, love, and the highest stakes there are.

In which we discuss the mysterious lives of delivery drivers, the famous reverse dead uncle scheme, needing a Star Wars win, the approach of the future, Ebone's many food cravings, and soda reductions.

In which we discuss convincing young people to vote, poetic misogyny, the socialite progression, the demise of the pumpkin spice latte, new socks, talking politics at work, the allure of clickbait, and yoloswagblazeit420.

In which we discuss feral kindergartners, jamming out to classical conditioning, sexy detectives, Mercury in retrograde, child murder cold cases, horehound candies, and winning TV formulas.