Try Not To Die

Zola, Erza, and the warriors of the Fallen Flame make a desperate push towards Mystra's fallen Creatorforge... and Anacra's flaming portal.

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti

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In a fiery plane far beyond Feyfall, Erza and Zola get a new perspective on their world post-Malediction.

Join our Patreon to hear our newest bonus ep: a canon oneshot featuring the Quicklings' origin story, and based off of Dolly Parton's 1980 screwball feminist comedy, "9 to 5!"

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti

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After narrowly escaping Frigiditch's icy claws, Zola and Erza find themselves with a much bigger issue on their hands; a familiar and unwelcome face appears in the tunnels; and an opportunity presents itself.

Patreon alert: This weekend, we're releasing a one-shot based on Dolly Parton's 9-5. Tumble out of bed and pour yourself a cup of hot bonus episode on our $10 tier!

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audonauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Standing in the frozen maw of Frigiditch's lair, Erza and Zola must delicately negotiate their survival... and the Shard's.

Losing your mind at the end of this episode? Join our Patreon to hear our post-episode discussion every Wednesday!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audonauti, Free Audio Zone, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Trapped at the top of Rimewyrm's frozen tower, Zola and Erza must come up with a new plan, and quickly.

We just played a brand new TTRPG over on our Patreon- go check it out! Lisa DM's! Noah plays! It's a little silly!

Produced by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audonauti, Free Audio Zone, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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As they press further into dangerous Chromatica territory, Zola and Erza try to get on the same page regarding their... third party member.

We have a new bonus episode up on our Patreon $10 tier, DM'd by Lisa and starring Noah- check it out!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti

All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audonauti, Free Audio Zone, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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On an endless camping trip through the Ouroboros Mountains, Zola and Erza tiptoe around delicate topics. A run-in with some mountain-folk leads to things going downhill (literally).

Thank you for helping us get to SIXTY canon episodes!!! Come listen to even more on our Patreon!

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds Effects” -  Allsounds/Audionauti

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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With the city gates closed behind them, Zola and Erza begin their journey beneath the Ouroboros Mountains. The Shard expects an introduction; Erza recalls a tale of loss.

(We're so excited to be back! Come join us over to our Patreon to hear us discuss this episode on our weekly aftershow, The Afterlife.)

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds Effects” -  Allsounds/Audionauti

All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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What could be scarier than saving the world? Filling out an online dating profile, I guess.

Join us for this incredibly silly AND incredibly romantic Valentine's Day special. We are back with canon episodes NEXT WEEK!

Sound Effects:

All sounds from Freesound.org, Fun With Sound, and Sword Coast Soundscapes.

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Brigid and Baba Reishii fly towards Phaserot, in pursuit of a strange yet familiar stone.

Thank you to our special guest, Ashley Goodwin, for helping us ring in the new year! Next TNTDTuesday, we'll be releasing last year's Valentine's Day Special from Patreon to the main feed. Then we will be BACK with Gorgonzola the following week!

If you want to hear a cool bonus episode where Noah and I magically generate characters for one another and then bring them on an inter-planar-tary adventure, that's over on our $10 Patreon tier!

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds Effects” -  Allsounds/Audionauti

All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

Additional Sounds by Noah Perito

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