Try Not To Die

Try Not To Die

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  • The Ballad of Brigid: Part One

    Part one of a two-part canon special.

    Far away from Zola and Erza in Balderheim... Brigid must convince her people to act against the threat of the Omnimalum.

    Some ways you can support us this year: leave a review on Apple, rate our show on Spotify, recommend the show to a friend, or become a member of our Patreon!

    Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

    Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

    Sound Effects:

    “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi

    “Posh-dinner-party” - 7by7
    “Ocarina-trill-shaman-canyon-01-g” - carloscarty
    “Indoor-adult-murmur-large-group” - splicesound
    “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi
    “Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b
    “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
    “Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles
    “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
    “Explosion 01” - Tommccann
    “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
    “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi
    “Teleporter” - blendcache
    “Teleport” - outroelison
    “Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    “Book Sounds Effects” -  Allsounds/Audionauti

    All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.

    Additional Sounds by Noah Perito

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    1 hr 40 min
  • Chapter Fifty-Eight: Drinking Buddies

    (CW: This episode contains some binge drinking. If that's not your jam, feel free to skip time-codes 47:40-1:13:43. Please enjoy your grog responsibly!)

    Erza and Gorgonzola place one last bet as they begin to wear out their Balderheim welcome.

    This is our last episode until late Jan/early Feb! If you start to miss us, check out our Patreon where there are livestreams, aftershows, bonus episodes, and more. Stay posted on our return through social media- we're @trynottodiepod everywhere. :)

    Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

    Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

    Sound Effects:

    "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

    “Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    “Door opening 1” - Bowen707
    "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone
    “Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes  
    “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
    “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz
    “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
    “Device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons
    “Crashing” - smmassuda
    “Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi
    “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez
    “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre 

    All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, Free Audio Zone, or Allsounds

    Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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    1 hr 50 min
  • Frostjoy Special: A Fool's Errand

    Last-minute gift-hunting on Frostjoy Eve? Really never a good idea.

    We present to you our second annual Frostjoy Special... DM'd by Lisa!

    We'll be back with one more canon episode next week, then we'll be breaking for the month of January to rest and recharge. Thank you for all your support this year, and we wish you a safe and healthy holiday season!

    Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

    Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

    Sound Effects:

    “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi

    “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-revererberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
    “Teleporter-24b” - blendcache
    “Teleport” - Outroelison
    “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    “Bamf” - themfish
    “Cowbells” - supersciri
    “Metalrattle_drawbridge” - jorickhoofd_attribution
    “Crashing” - smmassuda
    "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
    "Stream River Water Up Close" - jackthemurray
    "Bubbling" - infernus2
    "Beer fermenter gurgling" - SpliceSound

    All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Allsounds

    Additional sounds by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito

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    1 hr 53 min
  • Chapter Fifty-Seven: D!ckbashers!
    Continuing their one wild night in Balderheim, Zola and Erza make a potential faux pas.
    Next week's episode (Ch 58) will be our last story episode before the New Year! We'll be back with our second-ever Frostjoy Special on December 24th, then we'll be taking a short break while we plan and record the next arc. Expect us back for our... TWO-YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!! Thank you for all your support, and if you miss us? Just join us over on Patreon. 
    Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
    Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
    Sound Effects:
    "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
    “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi
    “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte
    “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel
    “Balle-ping-pong-1” - beskhu
    “Crowd-boo” - deleted-user-2104797
    “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4
    “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons
    “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
    “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
    “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir
    “Device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons
    “Bamf” - themfish
    “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    “Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    “Door opening 1” - Bowen707
    “Shower-turn-on-run-turn-off-drain-water” - wav junction-com
    All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Allsounds
    Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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    55 min
  • Chapter Fifty-Six: What Happens In Balderheim

    Erza and Zola live it up as they reach the inner streets of Balderheim. Familiar figures follow, as always.

    Join our Patreon! We'll do a silly dance.

    Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

    Music by by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

    "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

    “Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi
    “Small Marketplace”  - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi
    “Entrance bell” - zott820
    “Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes 
    “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
    “Metalrattle_drawbridge” - jorickhoofd
    “Arrow-woosh-twang-01” - strangely-gnarled
    “Wood Splintering” - Craigsmith
    “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre
    “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi
    “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte
    “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel
    All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Allsounds

    Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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    1 hr 25 min
  • Chapter Fifty-Five: Balderheim Bound

    Erza leads Gorgonzola through the gates of Balderheim proper; Zola keeps important secrets.

    Join us over on Patreon! We have a weekly after-show, a monthly bonus episode, and more! Plus all episodes entirely ad-free.

    Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

    Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

    Sound Effects:

    "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

    “Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes  
    “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes  
    “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi
    “Door opening 1” - Bowen707
    “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
    “Explosion_01” - Tommccann
    “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
    “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz
    “Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles  
    “Champagne glasses” - idabrandao
    “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan
    “Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes  
    “Crashing” - smmassuda
    “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4
    “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi
    “Dark Elves City”  - Michaël Ghelfi
    All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Allsounds

    Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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    2 hr 4 min
  • Chapter Fifty-Four: Try Not To Lie

    Zola fights to make it Balderheim in one piece, as her lies begin to falter.

    Hey- we are trying to make a Try Not To Die Musical Episode over on our Patreon! Come help us reach that goal?

    Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

    Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

    Sound Effects:  

    "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
    “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir
    “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
    “Crashing” - smmassuda
    “R29-r30-breaking-wooden-poles” - craigsmith
    “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz
    “Industrial buzz” - bigmanjoe  
    “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
    “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
    “Door opening 1” - Bowen707
    “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes  
    “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi
    “Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    “Fairy Dust Sound Effect”  
    “Champagne glasses” - idabrandao
    “Teleport” - outroelison
    "Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL
    “Teleported-24b” - blend cache
    “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim
    “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
    “Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles  
    “Phone-dial” - breviceps  
    “Purring” - Shisha the Cat
    “Coins-fall-2” - belanhud
    “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan
    All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Allsounds
    Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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    1 hr 55 min
  • Chapter Fifty-Three: Frantic Farewells

    Zola hits the books, then makes a break for Balderheim. Smyte has a change of heart.

    If you want extra content this holiday season, consider gifting us with your presence on our Patreon!

    Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

    Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

    Sound Effects:

    "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
    “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi
    “Industrial Buzz” - Bigmanjoe
    “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
    “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone
    “R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - Craigsmith
    “Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles
    “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
    “Fire (27-35-large-fire-burning)” - Craigsmith
    “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
    “Bamf” - themfish
    “Teleporter-24b” - blendcache
    “Teleport” - outroelison
    “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir
    “Explosion” - tommccann
    “Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi
    “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre
    “City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte
    “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    “Door opening 1” - Bowen707
    “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
    All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Allsounds, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes
    Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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    2 hr 22 min
  • Chapter Fifty-Two: Truths Long Overdue

    Zola finally checks out a couple books at the Erudite Study.

    If you'd like to support our show, the best way is to join us over on Patreon!

    Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

    Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

    Sound Effects:

    "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

    “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes  
    “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi
    “Teleporter-24b” - blendcache
    “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone
    “Teleport” - outroelison
    "Device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons


    All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Allsounds

    Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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    1 hr 58 min
  • Chapter Fifty-One: Back To School

    Gorgonzola returns to campus with a to-do list and a study buddy; Kittle reveals her distracting invention.

    If you'd like to support our show, please join our Patreon! We have multiple weekly/monthly shows there!

    Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

    Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

    Sound Effects:

    "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

    “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes  
    “Phone-dial” - breviceps
    “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
    “entrance-bell” - zott820 “Door opening 1” - Bowen707
    "30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings 
    “Device-powerin-up” - spoonsandlessspoons
    “Industrial buzz” - bigmanjoe “Sparks” - erh
    “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj
    “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
    "Deadbolt1” - orestesi910
    “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
    “Coffee-mug-breaking” - deleted-user-7146007
    “trash-can-falling” - nestra
    “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons
    “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
    “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b
    “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi

    All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Allsounds

    Additional sounds by Noah Perito

    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    2 hr 18 min

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