Try Not To Die

Gorgonzola crash-lands back into the capital-- just in time for the Charcuterie Festival.

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Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Sword Coast Soundscapes, Allsounds, or Free Audio Zone

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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....and we're BACK with Book Four of Try Not To Die!

Transported via plant, Brigid and Smyte find themselves far away from The Socket. An onslaught of Omnimalum forces fall upon Zola and NP. The shard, as always, complicates matters.

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Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

Additional Sounds by Noah Perito

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Far away from Zola, Smyte, and Aurealia... we meet Brigid, Keeper of the All-Fire.

We're releasing Brigid's Session 0 (previously a Content Surge on our Patreon) onto the main feed in anticipation of our return to canon episodes and the beginning of our fourth book in just TWO WEEKS! Mark your calendars for October 26th, and for now, retreat into cool shade beneath the canopy of the lush Veridantes Jungle...

Starring the talented, cunning and hilarious Ashley Goodwin as Brigid!

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Sword Coast Soundscapes

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Part II of Book Three's Finale.

The opportunity for escape grows at the heart of the Socket. Mystra receives a bevy of new acolytes.

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

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Part 1 of Book 3's Finale.

Stilton takes an early lunch while Brigid helps out a new friend; the squad finally attempts to free the prisoners of the Omnimalum.

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Areskutan-mountain-brook-1” - owl
"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

“Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons

“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

“The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound

“Sheet-metal-bend-noise-2” - ch0cchi

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” -uagadugu

“Crunch-whoosh-1” - alexkandrell

“Bending-metal” - nachtmahrtv

“Crashing” -smmassuda 

“Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte 

“Explosion 01” - tommccann

“Rock-tumble-2” - stubb

“Rocks-dropped-tumble-2” - halleck 

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

Additional Sounds by Noah Perito

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Zola, Brigid and Smyte make their way towards the dark, imposing Pupil that lies at the center of the Socket. Stilton runs late for a business meeting.

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Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Entrance-bell” - zott820

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

“Bamf” - themfish

"Sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound

“Dark Elves City” - Michael Ghelfi

“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Small-creature-scamper-on-carpet” - clgood

“Ice-frost-spell-skill” = I eminyildirim

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” -uagadugu

“Rock-tumble-2” - Stubbs

“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc

“Laser-pistol-shooting” - nxrt

Additional Sounds by Noah Perito

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Zola, Brigid and Smyte attend an impromptu appointment. Lunch will be provided.

Produced by: Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
“Areskutan-mountain-brook-1” - owl

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Zola, Brigid and Smyte fight to free the captives of the Souldier project.

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Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Zola, Brigid and Smyte discover what lies inside the Omnimalum's arcane laboratory.

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi 

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

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Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

"sparks" - erh 

"lightningcrash" - noisenoir

“Hawk-eagle-cry-distant” - princeofworms

"entrance-bell" - zott820

“Door opening 1” - Bowen707

"phone-dial" - breviceps

"smoke-detector-alarm-close-perspective" - splicesound

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo __silencyo

"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz

“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu

"robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah 

"industrial buzz" bigmanjoe

"gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer

"Sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound 

"Explosion 01" - tommccann

"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

"bullet-ricochet" - aust-paul

“Crashing” - smmassuda

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Dreams and the past weigh heavy on the trio as they wind their way into the fearsome heart of the Socket. 

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Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Bonk Sound Effect” - Yer Boi Lloris

“Crashing” - smmassuda

“Marble” - jradcoolness

“Marbles-in-glass” - lightartphotos

“Cabled-mess” - demijohn

“Balle-ping-pong” - beskhu

“Ratsqueak” - zabuhailo

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo __silencyo

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu

“Rockfall-06” - Tim-kahn

“Rocks-dropped-tumble” - halleck

“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4

“Crowd-in-panic” - ienba

“Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte

“Medieval army marching loop” - yap-audio-production

“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc

"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

“Hawk-eagle-cry-distant” - princeofworms

“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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