Try Not To Die

CW: Thalassophobia (fear of the ocean)

Zola learns more about her mysterious past, Quince gets a sparring session, and Captain Styx continues to bewilder. 

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Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

"Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

"Purring" - Shisha the Cat 

"R29-30-Breaking Wooden Posts" - craighsmith

"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz

"Metalrattle_Drawbridge" -  jorickhoofd_attribution

"Splash sw3" - Setuniman

"Underwater" - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

Additional Sounds by Noah Perito

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Tis the season in Paddlewick, and someone is doing their best to ruin everyone's holiday cheer. Could this have anything to do with the man, the myth, the legend himself: Giorno Brina?! Sit back, light your yule log, and get your disgusting cocktail ready--we're saving Frostjoy, baby.

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Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Polar Wind" - Fission 9

"Walking in snowstorm" - taira-komor

"Record scratch" - luffy

"Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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The gang gets into some real deep shit with officers of the Golden Fist. Zola goes Spartacus, and there is a betrayal among the crew.

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Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Coastal Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Metalrattle_Drawbridge" -  jorickhoofd_attribution

"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz

"Flare fire into sky with tail" - Kyles 

"Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

"Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

"Cannon" - SFX and Stuff 

"Splash sw3" - Setuniman

"Explosion_01" - tommccann

"Big House Fire" - TheMSsoundeffects

"Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseerv

"Industrial buzz" - Bigmanjoe

"R29-30-Breaking Wooden Posts" - craigsmith 

"Record scratch" - luffy

"Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Zola explores the upper areas of Driftin, the floating fortress/community in the middle of the Mare Emara; Captain Styx has a mysterious date; and Stilton gets some scritches from a new friend.

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Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound 

"Coastal Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

"industrial buzz" - Bigmanjoe 

"Explosion 01" - tommccann

"Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Metalrattle_Drawbridge" -  jorickhoofd_attribution 

"Rope and Pulley" - Freqman

"Record scratch" - luffy

"Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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After battling a horde of skeletons, the crew of the Feral Free lets loose with a birthday party; Cicirose gets a new parasol; and Zola finds herself a strange new place.

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Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Purring" - Shisha the Cat

"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

"Crashing" - smmassuda

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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After watching Scram and Stilton disappear in the hull of a ghost ship, Zola attempts a deadly escape; the crew of the Feral Free earn their supper; and Captain Styx has the worst case of the Mondays.

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Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"R29-30-Breaking Wooden Posts" - craigsmith

"Water gushing out of freighter" - jakobthiesen

"Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseerv

"Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe

"Big Water Splash" - qubodup

"Champagne glasses" - idabrandao

"Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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The Feral Free comes upon something mysterious in the middle of the Mare Emara. Zola pursues the subject of her dark dreams; Scram recounts a sordid tale; and the shard makes its presence known.

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Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Shane Michaels.

Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

"Big Water Splash" -  qubodup

"R29-30-Breaking Wooden Posts" -craigsmith 

"metal hissing" - vibe_crc

"Champagne glasses" - idabrandao

"04342 sucking vaccuum whooshes" - Robinhood76

"Explosion_01 - tommccann

"Black hole sx" - Thalamus_Lab

"11-Scratching nyWood" - 16Panskadovsky_Igor

"Finger Tap' - pikachu09

"Thunderstorm lightning sound" - food

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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In this sexy little bonus episode, Noah and Lisa run rampant without Shane's supervision and dish about all the music of Try Not To Die.

We're hoping to return to our main storyline in the next week. 2020 has been a shitshow and one of us is out of town with minimal remote recording capabilities. We hoped you've enjoyed these couple of bonus episodes and we will be back to our regular canon episodes next week!

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Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi!

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo __silencyo

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE TOURNEY OF TERROR! Our players go full gladiator mode and fight to the (un)death in this non-canon bonus episode.

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Created by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Shane Ertter.

Sound Effects

"Three cannon shots" - originalmaja

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

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Thanks to our lovely listeners for offering up their questions to our sacrificial altar, and thanks to our (warlock) patrons who have restored our spell slots with their generous donations. You keep us eternally young.

You can check out our Patreon here, and you can find your voting location HERE!

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

"lightningcrash" - noisenoir

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo __silencyo

“The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito 

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