Try Not To Die

After throwing Brizalla from her tower, the squad tears apart her office in search of Lord Eaglebottom's stolen item.

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Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. 

Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Big House Fire" - TheMSsoundeffects

"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz

"Pinball machine sound effect:high quality" - ZachTEM

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Zola, Scram, and Prya find themselves under the heel of a shady organization with questionable labor practices. Scram robs from the greedy and gives to the greedy. Zola gets a cool new pair of shoes!

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Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels and Lisa Condemi. 

Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76

"Big House Fire" - TheMSsoundeffects

"Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL

"Rumble fade in 10s" - unfa

"Glass Smash" - Chewiesmissus

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Our unlikely heroes continue their journey into the dark fortress beneath Paddlewick. Zola and Prya bluff their way to the top, and Scram commits the most insidious crime of all--identity theft.

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Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. 

Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"Big House Fire" - TheMSsoundeffects

"Frying Pan Sound Effects" - AllSounds/Audionautix

“Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b_1

"Bubbles Sound Effects" - AllSounds/Audionautix

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76__05225

“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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We split the party and everything is totally fine!

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Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. 

Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Crashing" - smmassuda

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76__05225

"Rat Sounds Effect" - Birds and Animals

"Pinball machine sound effect:high quality" - ZachTEM

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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The sewers beneath Paddlewick are filthy and rat-infested. Where is our tax money going??? Zola flirts with a clergywoman to mixed success.

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Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. 

Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti

"Stone Slide Sound Effects" - 2MirrorsDialogue 

"Rat Sounds Effect" - Birds and Animals 

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76__05225

"The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Our party descends into the sewers beneath Paddlewick village  while tracking some mysterious figures... A cunning plan of stealth and subterfuge is hatched, then immediately abandoned. Zola gets sewer-egg on her face. Scram defies gravity and musical genre. DM Noah is CANCELLED! 

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Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels and Lisa Condemi.  

Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

"Big House Fire" - TheMSsoundeffects

"Manhole Cover Open/Slide" - Prosound Effects 

"Evening Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

"City Sewer" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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 Zola and Scram jump out of the frying pan and into the broiler. Scram comes face-to-face with the bourgeois establishment. Zola might have the hots for a religious figure. DM Noah makes an excellent manhole-cover noise.  

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Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels and Lisa Condemi. 

Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

"Medieval Battle Sounds | War Ambience" - Michael Ghelfi

"Big House Fire" - TheMSsoundeffects

Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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Book One. 

Two strangers cross paths in the dead of early-evening and instantly become best friends! Scram gives a new meaning to the words "mommy issues." Zola questions her life choices and the cardinal directions. Jeffrey the Drunk has the worst night of his life.

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Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi.

Sound Effects:

"Town at Night" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

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Dungeon Master Noah welcomes you to the land of Emaralia in this sneak peak promo episode! The cast and characters of Try Not To Die are introduced: Scram, a wily, middle-aged goblin on the run with a sparkly secret; and Zola, a spunky, homeschooled teen half-orc with a cheesy past and a wild dream. 

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Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

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