Try Not To Die

Try Not To Die

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  • A Very Special (Spooky) Announcement

    Due to some technical difficulties, a full episode will not be posted this week. But don't fret! You can check out a mini bonus episode on our new PATREON, and we'll be back next week with more spooky content. 


    https://www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod


    Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi.

    Original Music by Noah Perito.

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    2 min
  • Chapter Sixteen: Game Night, Orc Fight, Dream Fright

    It's game night on board the Feral Free, and our heroes are ready to blow off some steam. Scram does some sleepless snooping, the party participates in some beer pong and bottle battle, and Zola has yet another cryptic nightmare. 

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    Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi.

    Original Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.


    Sound Effects:

    "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

    "Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    "Rat Sounds Effect" - Birds and Animals

    "Wooden door smash" - Eneasz

    "Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    "Kitchen-sounds" - soundhunterjulie

    "Egg-crack 01" - Anthousai

    "Pouring water into glass" - FillSoko

    "Chopping Celery" - Abolla

    "Whisking" - nakenne

    "Door opening 1" - Bowen707

    "Beer Pong Sounds With Liquid In It" - puZZelZ

    "Bouncing Ping Pong Ball" achand1

    "Beer Bottle, Spin, Hardwood Floor" - SpliceSound

    "Industrial Buzz" - bigmanjoe

    "Gut-a-blastix" - Roland Seer

    "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

    "War Sounds" - 1stWebArmy

    "MedievalCombatLoop" - Yap_Audio_Prooduction

    Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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    1 hr 36 min
  • Chapter Fifteen: Siren Songs Soothe All Wrongs

    Battle on the high seas! Our heroes are thrust into a late night conflict alongside the crew of the Feral Free! Quince and Zola jam out to some haunting harpy vocals, Scram chars up some chicken, Captain Styx reveals her name, and our heroes get their first taste of adventure on the Mare Emara. 

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    Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi.

    Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.


    Sound Effects:

    "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

    "Seagull on beach" - squashy555

    "War Sounds" - 1stWebArmy

    "On0" - joe93barlow

    "Industrial Buzz" - bigmanjoe

    "Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer 

    "Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL

    "Big House Fire" - TheMSsoundeffects

    "Big Water Splash" - qubodup

    "Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

    "Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

    "Striking a Match" - Henrythetrain

    Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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    1 hr 28 min
  • Chapter Fourteen: Good Friend Ships Never Sink

    Picking up from where we left off, our heroes continue to learn the ropes of the Feral Free out on the open sea! Quince quickly becomes a party favorite, Scram makes amends, Zola takes a tumble, and we all learn a little more about the terrible disease of bullying. 

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    Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi.

    Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.


    Sound Effects:

    "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

    "Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    "Crashing" - smmassuda

    "Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Sounscapes

    "That darn dinner bell" - CGEffex

    "Footsteps_Walk" - Nox_Sound

    "Big Water Splash" - qubodup

    "Door Opening 1" - Bowen707

    "Window breaking" - m1a2t3z4

    Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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    37 min
  • Chapter Thirteen: The True Meaning of Friend-Ship

    Our heroes continue to get acquainted with the crew of the Feral Free as they sail towards the capital. There's a lot of interior design talk as well. We're kind of multi-faceted if you didn't know. DM Noah LAYS DOWN THE LAW!

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    Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Shane Michaels.

    Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.


    Sound Effects:

    "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

    "Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    "Door opening 1" - Bowen707

    "Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Sounscapes 

    "Fluttering Chinese Fan 01" - leonelmail

    "Crashing" - smmassuda

    Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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    1 hr 10 min
  • Chapter Twelve: All Aboard, Adventure Awaits!

    Book Two. 

    We return to our unlikely heroes as they seek urgent passage out of Paddlewick. Scram has a last minute goodbye, Zola gets her tongue tied by a new face in town, and DM Noah tries unsuccessfully to part us with our gold. 

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    Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Shane Michaels. 

    Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.


    Sound Effects

    "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

    "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

    "Fluttering Chinese Fan 01" - leonelmail

    "Coastal Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    "Peeing/Water Dripping On Soil" -Yellowbear

    "Smashing Glass" -mgmabile

    "Crashing" - smmassuda

    "Cat, Sreaming, A" - InspectorJ

    "Wooden door smash" - Eneasz

    "Door opening 1" - Bowen707

    "Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    "Big Water Splash" - qubodup

    Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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    1 hr 7 min
  • BONUS EPISODE: Q & A

    In this Very Special Bonus Episode, Noah, Shane and Lisa answer your burning questions. SPOILER WARNING for the entire first arc! 

    We'll be going on a short break after this, as we plan our second arc and wait for social distancing guidelines to loosen. For now, you can join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more!

    Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi.

    Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

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    28 min
  • Chapter Eleven: First Loves, Last Goodbyes

    Post-exile, the gang lives it up in Paddlewick for one last day- until two vivid dreams complicate the future.... 

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    Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi 

    Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi


    Sound Effects:

    "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

    "Coastal Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    "Shop_door_bell+squeek" - 3bagbrew

    "Daytime Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    "Attribution - Battle calvary charge, shoulders marching sword fights, skirmish" - Michael Ghelfi

    "Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    "The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    Additional sounds by Noah Perito and Shane Ertter

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    1 hr 25 min
  • Chapter Ten: A Hero's Welcome

    After returning to the the surface of Paddlewick, the gang must decide what path they will take. A tense meeting leads to a devastating ultimatum.

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    Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels and Lisa Condemi. 

    Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi


    Sound Effects

    "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

    "Coastal Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    "Manhole Cover Open/Slide" - Prosound Effects

    "Footsteps_Walk" - Nox_Sound

    Additional sounds by Noah Perito and Shane Ertter

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    1 hr 9 min
  • Chapter Nine: Lather, Rinse, Repeat

    The gang hatches a plan to escape the Underdark Fortress and return to Paddlewick without anyone being eaten.

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    Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels and Lisa Condemi. 

    Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.


    Sound Effects

    "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti

    "The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    "Big House Fire" - TheMSsoundeffects

    "Record scratch" - luffy

    "Crashing" - smmassuda

    "Pinball machine sound effect:high quality" - ZachTEM

    "Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76

    "Stone Slide Sound Effects" - 2MirrorsDialogue

    "City Sewer" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

    "Big Water Splash" - qubodup

    "Manhole Cover Open/Slide" - Prosound Effects

    "Coastal Town" -Sword Coast Soundscapes

    Additional sounds by Noah Perito

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    59 min

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