TRYING NOT TO SUCK

With Dereck Brown sitting in for The Beilski, we smoke the CAIN F 550 and the PARTAGAS SPANISH ROSADO with some tawny port and rye bourbon. Brought to you by our friends at BREWFONTAINE. Lamborghini has an SUV, Wendy’s twitter for movie reviews, scientists ‘inject’ info into monkey brains, Chester’s friend, California on fire, Al … Continue reading 150 – TAUNTING MONKEYS →

Another ROCKY PATEL with construction and burn issues. Good thing the FOUNDERS DKML from our friends at BREWFONTAINE was there to save the day. RIP Jim Nabors, Avenger Infinity War trailer, the Smart Condom, Matt Lauer is a huge perv, Justin Trudeau cries again, no justice for Kate Steinle, LeBron gets tossed, OSU wins THE … Continue reading 149 – DOMINATION →

Without BREWFONTAINE’S help, we did our best. Some ESTHER’S LIL SECRET and a SERINO CIGARS WAYFARER. We did alright. RIP Malcolm Young, we salute you. Paris Hilton invented the selfie, hipster racism, our wrestling promos, everybody’s gay including Wes Goodman, Charlie Rose, Bill Clinton, LeBron gets stitches, UCLA fires Mora, Buckeye football, CFB spreadems, NFL … Continue reading 148 – UPDATES AS THEY HAPPEN →

BREWFONTAINE sent us some BLACK SHEEP STOUT by SEVENTH SON to go with our LIGA PRIVADA NO. 9. The cigar disappointed (I believe it was a storage issue at my local tobacconist), but the beer was outstanding. Chris Jorgensen’s sandwich, our wrestling personas, Justice League sucks, Gal Gadot is awesome, Stuart Smalley gets gropey, Trump … Continue reading 147 – IN THIS CORNER →

Like the local news, BREWFONTAINE is on our side with some RENEGADE’S PANCAKES MAPLE PORTER and some SOUTHERN TIER SALTED CARAMEL IMPERIAL STOUT paired with our MAN O’ WAR RUINATION WARHORSE*. What a fine time to be alive. *The link sends you offsite to a review waaaay better than ours. RIP Roy Halladay, Wayne Winters … Continue reading 146 – WHAT’S IN A NAME? →

Our friends at BREWFONTAINE pulled out some DOUBLE BASTARD for our LA AROMA DE CUBA MI AMOR RESERVA. Our arrogance far surpassed our worth, and we enjoyed a fine pairing. The Sam Adams Utopias, the 2018 Jeep Wrangler, Audible’s “Take me to the good part”, Amber Schmunk, Terrion Pouncy, Paul Manafort, Donna Brazile, the Astros, … Continue reading 145 – ALWAYS BE CLOSING →

We are revisiting the A TURRENT TRIPLE PLAY PURO MADURO, a tasty treat paired with the SOUTHERN TIER PUMKING thanks to our friends at BREWFONTAINE, but the Carnitas Mexican Pasta that Froho made was elevated with some PRAIRIE ARTISAN ALES BOMB! Go get ’em kids. RIP  Robert Guillaume, RIP Fats Domino, Woody Harrelson quits weed, … Continue reading 144 – 150 JOULES TO THE SQUEEZEBOX →

The DIESEL UNCUT and some BELL’S BREWERY KALAMAZOO STOUT make for a fine pairing from our friends at BREWFONTAINE. Playboy’s new playmate of the month, Chelsea Handler “quits”, Malcolm Applegate takes a walk in the woods, Wayne Winters takes a walk in Utah, George W takes a swipe at Trump, Lowest jobless claims since ’73, … Continue reading 143 – IN THE WOODS →

We couldn’t make it to BREWFONTAINE, so we were on our own for the pairing. The WICKED INDIE from EAST INDIA TRADING COMPANY and some FOUR ROSES SMALL BATCH. The Rock roasts Tyrese’s album, the Last Jedi trailer, Dove’s advertising fail, more Weinstein grossness, MLB playoffs, NFL week 5, pickems, and our top 5 children’s … Continue reading 142 – TONGUE TIED AND TWISTED →

La caguama estuvo buenísima. The LUCHADOR EL GRINGO CHIN MUSIC went well with the DAYTON BEER COMPANY’S FESTBIER, and we had some amazing dry hopped JALLE BERRY at half time. RIP Tom Petty, Danny Lee Bettcher breaks a record, finger vein payment, Blade Runner 2049, Harvey Weinstein sucks, hockey season starts, MLB playoffs, LSU gets trolled, … Continue reading 141 – TEXTO GRANDE →