TRYING NOT TO SUCK

Our friends at BREWFONTAINE got us some CITRA ASS DOWN IPA from AGAINST THE GRAIN, and we paired it with a LA AURORA COROJO. RIP George Romero, The Ford F-150 Police Responder, Bestherbs Coffee, GOT is super white, The Juice is loose, John McCain’s brain, the Cavs, the MLB trade deadline, Hugh Freeze, NFL training … Continue reading 130 – LEAVING FEET FIRST →

We revisit the ASYLUM 13, and need a good beer to get us through some of its issues. BREWFONTAINE to the rescue with some OLD FIREHOUSE PROBIE PORTER. The FY18 Agriculture Appropriations Bill, the end of the Dodge Viper, Shane Laqueef gets arrested again, Lula de Silva is gonna be a jailhouse president for Brazil, … Continue reading 129 – DUCK STUFF →

Revisiting a cigar again. . . again, with the NICA RUSTICA EL BRUJITO from Drew Estate. Brought back some BIG BISON ALE from Branson, Missouri, and althoug I didn’t have the expert help of our friends at BREWFONTAINE, the pairing was pretty good. Let’s see,  designer nipples, biohacking humans, mike Tingley is an idiot, George … Continue reading 128 – HOLES IN ONE →

The Catch-22 cigar by Rocky Patel was. . .well, it burned. The Stone Brown by SEVENTH SON was fantastic, though, thanks to our friends at BREWFONTAINE. Conrad Kaufman disagrees with his sisters wedding, Donna Price turns in her parents, Vera Mol goes bungee jumping, Venezuela, Kate’s Law, Project Veritas calls out CNN, Mayweather/McGregor, WWE is … Continue reading 127 – OL’ CHESTER →

Our friends at BREWFONTAINE knocked it out by pairing the FABLE CIGARS FOURTH PRIME with some PLATFORM BEER COMPANY STELLAR METAL. RIP John Avildsen, Daniel Day Lewis retires, Han Solo gets a new director, the gold-plated idiot, the Georgia 6th district, Illinois going full Venezuela, a Buckeye fan cuts a Michigan lawn, 2017 US … Continue reading 126 – IT DOESN’T SMELL LIKE VICTORY →

Our friends at BREWFONTAINE have paired the JOYA BLACK with some CODE 3 from OLD FIREHOUSE BREWERY. Like a chocolate cherry sundae only made outta beer and cigars… RIP Adam West, Netflix is way up, Richard Anthony Jones and his dopplegänger, Denver’s street just got a little dirtier, Josh Newman and California shenanigans, Alexandria, Mayweather/McGregor, … Continue reading 125 – SHENANIGANS →

Our friends at BREWFONTAINE paired our ASYLUM 13  with some HEAVY SEAS PEG LEG IMPERIAL STOUT. Enjoy the pairing, me hearties. Yuba Sharma hates onions, Chernobyl’s new hot spot,  Toothphone.net, Reality Winner. . . ain’t, James Comey says, Scooter Gennett, Thad Mata, Stanley Cup finals, NBA finals, did Kevin Durant pass LeBron James, and our … Continue reading 124 – HOLD THE ONIONS →

Our friends at BREWFONTAINE paired the GISPERT INTENSO with some TOXIC BREW GEM CITY AMBER  ALE. A nice clean finish to wash away the heavy smoke. I needed it, too. My beard let me down. I was so sick that my metaphors were replaced with snot. Anyhoo… RIP Greg Allman, Wonder Woman, AI defeating the … Continue reading 123 – MEAT ROCKETS →

While The Beilski was in Vegas, Dereck Brown took a shot at the mic. Since he’s a lightweight, he smoked the PERLA DEL MAR PERLA G. I had the RECLUSE AMADEUS HABANO RESERVE paired with WARPED WING’S JOLLY TAR.  Go get some. kids! RIP Sir Roger Moore, Top Gun 2, waltzing robots, drug smuggling pigeons, … Continue reading 122 – GOIN’ BALLISTIC →

The TEMPUS NATURAL from Alec Bradley paired with some CHERRY VANILLA PORTER from Maumee Bay was a fine pairing thanks to our good friends at BREWFONTAINE. RIP Chris Cornell and Powers Boothe, the male romper, the WannaCry hack, Key West, a new head of the FBI, ESPN breaks up the Mikes, Stipe Miocic KO’s Junior … Continue reading 121 – IT’S THE LITTLE THINGS →