TRYING NOT TO SUCK

The Joya De Nicaragua Antaño 1970 is so, so good, especially with a Nitro Milk Stout. Om nom nom. RIP Nick Menza. Is Hollywood full of pedophiles? Is the VA Secretary an idiot? A bad week for Hillary, the Trump strikes back, NBA conference finals, NHL conference finals, Art Briles gets shitcanned, JJ Watt’s charity … Continue reading 070 – THE TRUMP STRIKES BACK →

A fine gift of the Alec Bradley Tempus Nicaragua Terra Nova (thanks Ryan!) has us happy with a Hot Russian (strong coffee, Kahlua, vodka, and heavy cream). Blake Lively’s Oakland booty, Star Wars reboots, TSA hell, Bernie won’t go down, New York Times hits Donald, and The Trump Strikes Back, NBA conference finals, OSU recruit … Continue reading 069 – CAPITALIST PIG DOGS →

The Perdomo Reserve Champagne Noir Epicure is amazing with some liquored-up coffee. We talk about transition regret, Budweiser’s summer re-branding, Texas secession, Facebook suppression, Trump and Bernie just keep on keepin’ on, staying away from Rio, Josh Emmett’s finger, Canelo v Khan, Steph Curry, the Big 12, and the top 5 things on our bucket … Continue reading 068 – NO BANANAS →

The Macanudo Inspirado Toro tries to lure us in as we drink some sweet Irish coffee and talk about the Deadpool Blu-ray ad, the San Andreas fault, Mike Tyson endorsing Trump who then won Indiana, Guccifer hacking Hillary, Penguins and Capitals in hockey, the Cavs making history, Johnny Manziel being a douchebag, the Dolphins new … Continue reading 067 – NEVER. SHAVE. PERIOD. →

Like Hamburger Helper, La Casita Criolla would have done just fine by itself. Unfortunately, we paired it with some Hendrick’s Gin, and suppressed a shudder. The Pike county murders, Venezuela, Apple sales, Trump’s domination, Cruz’s Fiorina airball, Bernie’s layoff, the Cavs sweep the Pistons, NCAA and satellite camps, Tom Brady’s balls, the Las Vegas Raiders, … Continue reading 066 – NOT QUIRKY ENOUGH →

The Esteban Carreras Habano Toro and some Milagro Reposado Tequila start us off right as we talk about Prince, MTV putting the “M” back in. . . you know. . . MTV, Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill, United Healthcare runs away, Trump wins yuuuuge, WWE’s Chyna, McGregor quits then doesn’t, corporate logos on NBA … Continue reading 065 – THE PROS FROM DOVER →

The CAO Pilon and some Tom’s Foolery Ohio Straight Bourbon Whiskey go great together as we talk about Merle Haggard, C-3PO’s red arm, the FBI and their Apple hackers, Tebow for Congress, Cruz “winning” Colorado, Patrick Kane receiving the Art Ross trophy, Lynn Swann and USC, Josh Gordon and weed, the Rams, and our top … Continue reading 064 – TARGET HEART RATE →

With a Nino Vasquez Cask Aged Double Ligero and some Monkey Shoulder Blended Scotch Whiskey, we talk about the Rogue One trailer, Batman V Superman falling off at the box office, California’s minimum wage, the Panama Papers, Cruz and Bernie winning Wisconsin, NCAA, Golden State, the Cavs, baseball starting, racist team names, and our top … Continue reading 063 – SPEED UP THE GAME →

The Beilski visited Vegas and brought back the Casa Fuente House Reserve Maduro. We smoke it while drinking a heaping helping of Stillwrights Bourbon Barrel Aged Rum, and talk about how slightly less fat we are. Chipotle starting a burger joint, SFSU dreadlocks, Jeremy “Stupid Fartbag” Irons, Californian minimum wage, Hillary might be going to … Continue reading 062 – IT’S ALL A CONSPIRACY →

The Beilski’s in Vegas so now’s our chance to dump on him. . . more than usual. The East India Trading Company Rogue Tyrant and the Best Ever Margarita (helped along to it’s “best ever” status with some Stillwrights Margarita Moonshine), while we talk about Garry Shandling, bad reviews for Batman V Superman, Katt Williams … Continue reading 061 – DERECK BROWN FINALLY GOT A HEMI →