TRYING NOT TO SUCK

The Nat Sherman Timeless Collection Nicaraguan Puro does not do it for us, but the Irish Curse (2oz Irish whiskey, 1oz dulce de lece Irish cream, 1oz amaretto, 4oz of soda) makes up for it with a sickeningly sweet dose of courage. We go through some weight loss stats, Jared Fogle in prison, Scientology, Germany’s … Continue reading 060 – THE WORST SPORTS MOVIE EVER MADE →

The Oliva Serie V Double Robusto. Very, very good alongside an Orange Creamsuckle: cream soda (diet because we’re watching our calories but not really), 2oz of rum, and 1.5oz of orange liqueur. I’m having fun… The internet is killing independent pizza, Katt Williams gets stomped out, RIP Nancy Reagan, Marco Rubio needs to go go, … Continue reading 059 – EVERYBODY’S GAY! →

Another Diesel. The Hair Of The Dog Robusto. With it we drink the Manpon: Diet Cherry 7-Up, vodka, and margarita moonshine. RIP George Kennedy, Whitey’s Oscars, Slick Willie shouts down a marine, Bryan Pagliano gets immunity, Mitt runs his mouth, Oscar Robertson V Steph Curry, Maurice Canady and his fantasy prospects, Tom Brady’s balls, NFL … Continue reading 058 – LIKE A CAN OF BEANS →

Dereck Brown joins us as the D’Artagnan to our Musketeers. We smoke the powerful Diesel Unholy Cocktail and drink another low-carb cocktail, the Zero Libre. No more Canadians on Jeopardy, Hitler’s teeny weeny, Trump wins Nevada, Jeb drops out, FIFA elections, Delonte West, Cavs hitting their stride, fuck Butch Jones, the NFL Combine, and our … Continue reading 057 – FOUR MAN FIRE TEAM →

The Diesel Unlimited Maduro and a cocktail born of desperate cravings, The Level Up. Antonin Scalia dies, Yeezuz in debt, FBI v Apple, Cruz’s “Office Space” ad, Pope v Trump, Hillary barks, Ronda Rousey on the cover of SI, NBA All Star game, Bosa slipping in mock drafts, and our top 5 movies we want … Continue reading 056 – KANYE FOR PRESIDENT →