Tuckered Out

In what can unfortunately be described as "The White Genocide Episode," we try to weave through the deluge of deception Tucker left in his wake over this past week and get to the heart of what ideas he's actually pushing, and where those ideas come from. Plus, we learn about a nefarious plot to put a giant pair of sunglasses between the Earth and the Sun (more or less), get to know Mark Steyn a little bit better than we're comfortable with, and come up with our very own conspiracy theory.

Notes: We mention in passing the concept of conspiracism vs. conspiracy theories, and in particular how The Protocols of the Elders of Zion broke the world. For more information on those topics, check out the most recent episodes of the podcast Behind the Bastards. Or, you know, read a book. But you're busy, so you'll probably just listen to a podcast while you do the dishes and that's also valid.

We also dip our toes just a tiny bit into some recent Alex Jones chicanery--for significantly more information on that particular world of conspiricism, check out the podcast that most directly inspired this one, Knowledge Fight.

But no matter what you do, listen to this episode of Tuckered Out first, because we made it special just for you.  

This week, Tucker won't shut up about Hunter Biden's laptop. Then, he accidentally brings on an ideologically consistent conservative, and he cannot handle it. Plus, we get to revisit the white-hot sexual tension between Tucker Carlson and Greg Gutfeld, see Tucker's lie-per-minute ratio soar to new heights, and watch in real time as Tucker conveniently forgets he platformed a sex trafficker last week. 

In this week's installment, sexual neutron bomb Tucker Carlson tries and fails to understand crime data, tackles voter suppression with a startling disregard for context, and sits down with alleged sex-trafficker Matt Gaetz for an extremely weird and ill-advised interview.

We take a short break from recapping Tucker Carlson's show, to focus instead on Tucker Carlson the man. Who is he during the 163 hours a week that he's not on television? We're answering that question in a three part series, The Tragedy of the Bowtie, where we look at past interviews and guest appearances Tucker has done on other people's shows, and get some valuable insight about Tucker sees the world. Plus, we get more talk about butt stuff, a brief interstitial for the Lawn Bros Podcast, hosted by Tucker Carlson and Gavin McInnis, and and we get a guest appearance by our favorite little boy, Ben Shapiro. We'll be back with a normal episode next week, but for this week, enjoy our first Foxhole investigation!

Tucker Carlson goes to El Salvador! Will he learn a valuable lesson from his travels? Absolutely not. Will he shamelessly lie about it? For sure. Will we find joy in the horrors of it all? We'll certainly try. Plus, we get a few hot science facts, Tucker deals with some WAP,  and Naomi Wolf returns to teach us about Twitter's communist conditioning tactics. 

We examine Tucker's relationship with controversy. How does he react when the New York Times criticizes him? How about when he picks a fight with the US military? We take a look at how Tucker uses outrage against him to his advantage. Plus,  Dr. Marc Siegel cums up with some wacky health theories, and Tucker finally tackles the question... just what is a womxn, anyway?

Is Tucker Carlson a socialist? We answer that question in this episode. Spoiler Alert: The answer is no, but you should listen to it anyway. We also learn about fascism and the female body from Naomi Wolf, get a lecture on gun rights from the self-described Greatest Mind of the 21st Century, and we talk a surprising amount about butt stuff!

In this episode, Tucker Carlson lies a whole bunch about Texas, seems to have a desperate crush on Kamala Harris, and takes a deep-dive into indoctrination in America's public school system. Plus, Tucker reveals that he is expanding his operation, and we're very unhappy about it.  

On this inaugural episode of Tuckered Out, we cover the episodes of Tucker's show from February 8th through 10th, 2021. In this range of episodes, we get a good introduction to some of Tucker's favorite tricks and darkest tendencies. Plus, we examine the white-hot sexual tension between Tucker Carlson and the great Greg Gutfeld.