*Things with Lazlo and 'New Kenny' seem to be getting pretty serious.

*WWYD if your fast-food receipt had a handwritten "help me" note?

*Women are tired of feeling unseen by men who don't want to want to do the dishes.

*Fingers crossed, Trump might get us some cheap Ozempic.

*What good is being POTUS if you can't accept sweet gifts?

*Would you rather have to go shopping in a store, or receive all your deliveries with a side of poo?

*This phrase is the biggest red flag a doctor can hear from a guy.

*The Royals are fun as hell this year!

*Torey Lanez (who dat?) is feeling upbeat after being stabbed 14 times in prison.

*The most embarrassing song lyrics of all time. They forgot a few.