Penny Arcade existed in 1998. Zach has a lot of college friends, Matt has never been to a naked sauna, Alanna sooo disagrees and Jay is familiar with Korean culture.

Asian, Colorado. Zach is being serious, Alanna has a flat affect, Jay can limp very fast and Rob plans his 50th birthday.

One more episode to get shredded. Alanna doesn't have a heart, Matt is willing to like things, Zach found that very amusing and Jay almost let it slip.

The spores were in the air. Zach turns on the show, Matt has so many families to choose from, Jay spent half an hour playing the guitar, Rob wants to go in pure and Alanna has some Bobbi pictures.

Apocalypse sex is not hot. Matt doesn't want to be dehumanized, Alanna wouldn't play field hockey, Zach read an article about it in the Atlantic magazine, and Jay sleeps like a vampire.

That was a scary cold opening. Zach isn't even Christian, Alanna's solution is obvious, Matt jumps ahead, Naomi is back with Naomi's Notes, Rob kicks plants, Jay was a goody goody and Guru was mischievous.

We're getting paid with being alive. Alanna's leaving them, Matt wants this, Jay likes people talking and Zach has a glass of warm milk before bed.

She shouldn't endanger her hot friends. Zach is not scared,Matt said Mark Hamill, Alanna was looking at her phone. Jay is friends with his exes and Rob runs in the rain/

They're a council. The council decides things. Zach likes that robot guy, Alanna learns from Ocean's Eleven, Matt doesn't have strong feelings about Klyea, Rob likes a big gap and jizz and Jay catches up on what Garrick says.

Loot the droid. Alanna buys new cards, Zach is reminded of a classic DC Comics moment , Matt hates to sound like Jay and Jay is a Lurker.