They wouldn’t do that on TV. Alanna has a philosophy, Jay can’t pass up a good sword, Zach tunes out for long speeches and Matt was weeping.

That’s what men do. Jay saw it on TikTok, Matt knows how that feels, Alanna seems like overkill, Rob plans a future with Elisabeth Olsen and Zach goes with Brendan Fraser.

The Grave of the Ancestors does not come from the Authority. Zach is a team player, Matt believes women, Jay buys his own air pump and Alanna wants a full world.

Nine year olds are dangerous. Guru is not confused, Alanna is a Wheel of Time super fan, Zach is the Game of Thrones guy, Jay wasn’t compelled in any capacity, Matt can’t speculate when it comes to men, Rob likes it more than Wheel of Time and Bobbi is dainty.

Everyone’s losing hands. Matt was so sure, Zach has a reputation as a miracle worker, Alanna was hoping for two shooting hands, and Jay is the weird crazy idea person.

They get paid by the letter. Alanna doesn’t like wearing things on her back, Zach flashes back to the novels of his youth, Matt reads the descriptions and Jay is protective of his medical information.

We’re the only Bad Batch fans on the Internet, Zach only watched 11, Alanna didn’t watch either, Rob was getting bored, Jay runs everywhere and Matt gets Play of the Game. 

We will survive. Jay is fine, Zach learns it's a real word, Matt is a DC fan and Alanna is fun.

We have five people. Alanna wants to be able to negotiate, Zach is an adult, Matt wears an old T-shirt, Jay loves the knife and Rob hacks the game.

National Podcast Day. Matt writes the episode, Alanna remembers the grappling hook, Jay knows everything and Zach messed it up.