Why can’t this Jason be like that Jason? Matt likes Twitter, Zach is alliterative, Jay is a rare thing in the universe and Alanna is a metaphor for reproductive freedom.

What's all the fuss about? Alanna doesn’t know Matt, Jay hasn’t played Magic in years, Matt doesn’t want to fight about it and Zach doesn’t want a tiara.

The identical twin perspective. Celeste shows her secret handshake, Jay doesn’t appreciate asychroniscity, Zach wants to know the case for being a witch, Matt does not endorse the message, Rob’s jeans are always ill-fitting and Alanna can’t believe she watched those episodes.

Maybe prison has gotten more progressive. Matt needs more blood sugar, Alanna makes connections, Jay’s trunk is his ass and Zach is distracted.

It’s a pretty big risk blowing up the world. Alanna doesnt want to jump ahead, Matt has trouble driving Zach squees again, and Rob can’t use a hot tub.

Let's hear it for the boys. Zach squeed, Matt never is in the mood for drama, and Jay would be a skunk. 

We all like the show. Matt doesn’t want to get yelled at, Rob is super cool and hip, Zach has TLAs, Alanna blows minds and Jay gets free drinks.

Vault-Tech should be trusted. Zach is done with that, Matt is open minded, Alanna almost screen cheats and Jay needs to read about Thrawn. 

Here’s’s a blanket warning. Alanna focuses on the podcast, Matt has so many locations, Zach wants someone else to go first, Rob doesn’t go outside and Jay checks the tape.

It should be Vault Man, not Vault Boy. Alanna has to make her own way in the world, Matt says “idiot box”, Jay has a future houseboat, and Zach loves root beer.