Even the bathroom isn’t safe. Zach has been to a hall of mirrors, Matt apologizes, Alanna shows elitism and Jay is going into combat.

The most progressive 1940s. We’re on 4Chan. Matt is edging, Jay noticed, Alanna has replaced all her Batman knowledge with Pokemon and Rob is a newfangled kid.

I think it was a Wendy’s. Alanna replaces Batman with Pokemon, Matt tries the same joke on a different audience, Jay can’t even finish it and Zach wants unlimited pancakes.

There were so many credits. Matt has no shame, Naomi doesn’t even talk to people she knows, Jay respects privacy, Alanna doesn’t want a traumatic brain injury and Zach isn’t a good NBA player.

We were so close to butt. Jay loves the property, Alanna is online, Zach wants Star Trek writers, Matt is like Sol and Rob wouldn’t move to China.

Hoodies are cool and practical. Zach hallucinates, Jay is a light whip fan, Alanna knows what an iPhone is and Matt is not a prankster.

Why can’t this Jason be like that Jason? Matt likes Twitter, Zach is alliterative, Jay is a rare thing in the universe and Alanna is a metaphor for reproductive freedom.

What's all the fuss about? Alanna doesn’t know Matt, Jay hasn’t played Magic in years, Matt doesn’t want to fight about it and Zach doesn’t want a tiara.

The identical twin perspective. Celeste shows her secret handshake, Jay doesn’t appreciate asychroniscity, Zach wants to know the case for being a witch, Matt does not endorse the message, Rob’s jeans are always ill-fitting and Alanna can’t believe she watched those episodes.