Hanging with the boys. Zach steals a bunch of bars, Matt has two Wings of Icarus, and Jay is in Hobbit mode.

This is why we have the pellets. Matt finally gets a 5-2. Rob’s a poor man and an idiot, Zach explains why people look at birds, Alanna has slow Internet and Jay knows what funerals are for. 

Mike Tyson is a huge pigeon person. Jay likes Taco Bell, Zach laughed when he died, Alanna doesn’t want to live at NASA and Matt is back.

Time for a chill evacuation of beefy six year olds. Jay is a Kwan guy, Alanna is kidnapped by the government, Matt has no soul, Rob is a dedicated listener and Zach brags for a second.

Time for a chill evacuation of beefy six year olds. Jay is a Kwan guy, Alanna is kidnapped by the government, Matt has no soul, Rob is a dedicated listener and Zach brags for a second.

We’re a medium crew. Matt doesn’t understand women, Impossible burgers make Alanna gassy, Jay breaks out the cups and Zach wants to eat dinner on the roof.

Don’t ruin the big Spartan board. Matt feels stifled, Zach hasn’t spent his Halo energy, Jay plays the game, Alanna is down to ride in a Warthog, and Rob confirms spiders are evil.

Old Dominion. Jay is participating, Alanna has a great, thin deck, Zach does his Dr. Orpheus impression, and Matt is trippin’.

Golf with your frenemies. Alanna loves the X-Men, everyone turns on Zach, Matt is covered in bed bugs, Jay thinks about trucks all the time and Rob wants to be climbed.

Which Avatar is the good Avatar? Matt has bravery, Alanna wants hot Zuko and Jay knows prison bathroom etiquette.