Robert Jordan owes Tamora Pierce an apology. Rob recaps himself, Alanna lucks out on genetics, Matt pulls a Jay, Jay picks a fight with 20 people and Naomi calls out Matt’s immune system.

The Dark One has meetings. Zach doesn’t sense a lot of excitement, Matt is broken, Jay falls, and Alanna needs to ready up.

We’re busy picking up guns and ammo. Jay is parallel processing, Alanna defines a Jaysplanation, Rob likes almond milk on his cereal and Matt has giant domes.

It’s not a rip off, it’s an homage. Alanna wants a Shout dance emoji, Zach wants someone to bang, Matt gets Lord of the Rings vibes and Jay loves a car movie.

The Force is responsible for everything. Zach makes references to movies from the 80s, Matt thinks in simplistic terms, Rob gets Phasma vibes, Alanna’s had enough of weird creatures and Jay has some additional points to make.

No arguing, just corrections. Alanna doesn’t make the rules, she just breaks them, Zach does a Jay, Matt wants Force ghost and Jay apologizes to Annie.

Things actually happen. Alanna wins a bet, Matt has crabs, Jay wants 1.5 more inches, Zach accepts the trade and Rob wants the shallow women.

The strap makes it old. Alanna discusses a trade, Jay can’t really justify it and Matt feels manipulated.

Put Zach down for Yes. Jay is a B-Wing fan, Alanna has prop bets, Matt is not a sycophant and Rob allows it.

Overwatch animated put everyone in a bad mood. Zach knows how to fall, Alanna wants D.Va, and Jay's an X-Man. Tune in for Star Wars Ahsoka next week!