How did they make money on this? Jay gets used to it, Alanna pets a cow, you guys need to get on Zach’s level, Naomi is fancy fancy and Matt rushed back for this.

Lawful good doesn’t mean lawful nice. Jay is a curmudgeon, Zach likes moral ambiguity, Rob gets nervous and Matt is in Alanna’s way.

All terrible in their own way. Jay is doing air quotes, Zach reads American Gods by Neil Gaiman, Alanna is not a football player, and Matt doesn’t know how to fly a plane.

Who can remember Harry Potter? Matt appreciates highly motivated individuals, Zach drops his close range weapon and this is Rob’s 9/11.

This hole sucks. Zach wants randomizer detente, Alanna thinks of a number, Matt is in charge of the nicknames, Jay is on a loop, and Rob is in trouble.

It’s because we can’t touch ourselves. Jay is not Forrest Gump, Matt gets out the marshmallows and Zach doesn’t pick up on any of that.

Robert Jordan owes Tamora Pierce an apology. Rob recaps himself, Alanna lucks out on genetics, Matt pulls a Jay, Jay picks a fight with 20 people and Naomi calls out Matt’s immune system.

The Dark One has meetings. Zach doesn’t sense a lot of excitement, Matt is broken, Jay falls, and Alanna needs to ready up.

We’re busy picking up guns and ammo. Jay is parallel processing, Alanna defines a Jaysplanation, Rob likes almond milk on his cereal and Matt has giant domes.

It’s not a rip off, it’s an homage. Alanna wants a Shout dance emoji, Zach wants someone to bang, Matt gets Lord of the Rings vibes and Jay loves a car movie.