Nobody has swept the floor. Rob has stormtrooper level aim, Zach has a theory he just came up with, Alanna wants to pack the court and Jay cherishes his legs.

It’s really about capitalism. Matt hates cold opens, Jay thinks the latrines are cool and really clever, Zach knows too much about nuclear weapons, Alanna wants to talk about the episode and Naomi doesn’t want anyone to know how smart she is.

Here’s this white guy, he was awesome. Matt is a big softie, Rob doesn’t want coherent, Alanna’s thinking reshoots, Zach watched the trailer and Jay is Visiony.

We’re Fortnite Spartans. Zach watches a Bridge Too Far, Matt challenges Ares, Bobbie tries to chomp the plant, Alanna enjoys playing as Magma and Jay was always cool.

Hot branding action. Matt writes it down, Zach wants to start over, Rob likes a big heavy sandwich, Jay sighs a heavy sigh and Alanna is distracted by online shopping.

Hanging with the boys. Zach steals a bunch of bars, Matt has two Wings of Icarus, and Jay is in Hobbit mode.

This is why we have the pellets. Matt finally gets a 5-2. Rob’s a poor man and an idiot, Zach explains why people look at birds, Alanna has slow Internet and Jay knows what funerals are for. 

Mike Tyson is a huge pigeon person. Jay likes Taco Bell, Zach laughed when he died, Alanna doesn’t want to live at NASA and Matt is back.

Time for a chill evacuation of beefy six year olds. Jay is a Kwan guy, Alanna is kidnapped by the government, Matt has no soul, Rob is a dedicated listener and Zach brags for a second.

Time for a chill evacuation of beefy six year olds. Jay is a Kwan guy, Alanna is kidnapped by the government, Matt has no soul, Rob is a dedicated listener and Zach brags for a second.