Austin Comic and podcaster, Kylie Kaiser, jumps on this week's episode and tells Justin he's very brave. Welcome to Tummy Time! We get deep into the Potterverse with the noted Scholastic Book Fair Smut runner and get some tips and tricks on bagging Accelerated Reader points (and personal pan pizzas). We then enter our villain era and things get a little Swifty. Making human friends is hard, but Reno will always ride or die. Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs, spin the bottle with hugs, and the number 13. Rave girls, horse girls, high-and-tight. This podcast is the full package.

Comic and people person, Aaron Patrick, comes on the show and we're off to the races. Welcome to Tummy Time! Beloved networker and comedian Aaron Patrick gave up a life of crime for laugh and love. A relationship guy from the drop (well, after the first drop) Aaron just can't get into it if it's casual - and to some extent, Justin, either. CD-Rs drops from grandpa, Kanye on Zune from Dad. Race riot in prison over American Idol (comment below whose side you're on), slinging guns and disrespect to Korean gangsters. Farts are embarrassing as is getting naked everytime you're drunk. Today, we also leave you with an inspiration political message to send good vibes throughout your week.

Comedian, podcaster, and overty clmbsy: the venerable Dulce Mac jumps on the podcast (along with her not-cousin, Giuseppa) and shows us truly how unlucky she is. Welcome to Tummy Time! Dulce has a way with people and animals! She hangs out with boys and is down to check out what's under that turtle shell and do cool shit irregardless if there's a concussion at the end of that rainbow. Waffle House shooting sleeves for shooters, squirt is like the IRS, and a whole lotta Valentine's Day plans. Will Dulce gets lucky and share an old fashioned and a steak with Chet Hanks or will the unlucky streak continue? Will she find herself back in the Sober Cult or caught in the kitchen pantry by her former boyfriend's gay dads? A whole lot of laughs, Valentines commiseration, and flat out lies betwixt perfect strangers.

God's favorite comedian, Jt Kelley, comes back on the show and we're tryna get our asses to Heaven. Welcome to Tummy Time! Jt is launching a new podcast around the 7th Heaven cinematic universe and we get a little taste of what the Camdens are in for. We are also updated to the fact that statute of limitations may be different for civil matters. Good to know. "I can stick my finger in my belly button", the viral nature of virality, and why do bad things always happen when I'm on drugs? Putting the chem in chemtrails, the co-evolution of goat and man, and getting hunted for a million dollars. This podcast is a hot one burning at both ends! If you wanna get to Heaven, give this episode a damb listen.

Stand-up comedian, Sawyer Stull, takes the boys down to the river for an old fashioned hootenanny. Welcome to Tummy Time! Sawyer's always been a NASCAR-loving, hockey pucking, light-beer drinking good old boy - he just had to escape the suburbs of Katy, TX to find his true passions. Like, comedy and sports betting. We toast one to Jimmy Buffet (and Aunt Liz, RIP) and Sawyer gives us the hottest hotdog tip in the Austin-metro area. If you like good times, if you like laughing and shooting the shit over a light beer, hell - if you like football, hockey, and/or Spider-Man 2, you might just love this episode.

Stand-up comedian and podcaster, Spencer Cavins (co-host Slam Time Live), comes on the podcast and we harken back to simpler times. The OC was big, Spencer was tryna be Seth Cohen, and his parent have never been prouder. Welcome to Tummy Time! We start off with a phony panhandler (who has a highly profitable bit). Then off to the Pacific Northwest for tech work, drugs, and sex at 30-second clips. Finally, we end up in Austin doing standup, and confronting our failures and embarassments. Speaking of cringe: A suprise going away party gone wrong. Erowid and the Anarchist Cookbook. Poo-poo vs sh*t and becoming a better person on weed. A young, verile Hillary Clinton makes the podcast and has the boyz eating out of the palm of her hand. Forcefully