Tummy Time

Tummy Time

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Tummy Time episodes

  • 68 - Brave (ft. Kylie Kaiser)

    Austin Comic and podcaster, Kylie Kaiser, jumps on this week's episode and tells Justin he's very brave. Welcome to Tummy Time! We get deep into the Potterverse with the noted Scholastic Book Fair Smut runner and get some tips and tricks on bagging Accelerated Reader points (and personal pan pizzas). We then enter our villain era and things get a little Swifty. Making human friends is hard, but Reno will always ride or die. Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs, spin the bottle with hugs, and the number 13. Rave girls, horse girls, high-and-tight. This podcast is the full package.

    56 min
  • 67 - Tantric (ft. Daylen Mendonca)

    Comedian, podcaster, and former Durf King, Daylen Mendonca jumps on the podcast and things get... TANTRIC. Welcome to Tummy Time! Daylen reminisces of Reno, NV - long before he was hot - and fond memories of "picking up checks for a job" at strip clubs with Dad and Mom doing her thing (which was generally being chill and Hari Krishna) at Burning Man. Some fireworks for the show, some Dragon Ball Z shout outs for the bros. Capri Suns and Uncrustables all around. What's it like becoming hot? Yoga ladies, chaotic good of the dirty old man, and mugshawties with a special feature! This episode will move you.

    57 min
  • 66 - Arms Race (ft. Aaron Patrick)

    Comic and people person, Aaron Patrick, comes on the show and we're off to the races. Welcome to Tummy Time! Beloved networker and comedian Aaron Patrick gave up a life of crime for laugh and love. A relationship guy from the drop (well, after the first drop) Aaron just can't get into it if it's casual - and to some extent, Justin, either. CD-Rs drops from grandpa, Kanye on Zune from Dad. Race riot in prison over American Idol (comment below whose side you're on), slinging guns and disrespect to Korean gangsters. Farts are embarrassing as is getting naked everytime you're drunk. Today, we also leave you with an inspiration political message to send good vibes throughout your week.


    1 hr
  • 65 - Unlucky (ft. Dulce Mac)

    Comedian, podcaster, and overty clmbsy: the venerable Dulce Mac jumps on the podcast (along with her not-cousin, Giuseppa) and shows us truly how unlucky she is. Welcome to Tummy Time! Dulce has a way with people and animals! She hangs out with boys and is down to check out what's under that turtle shell and do cool shit irregardless if there's a concussion at the end of that rainbow. Waffle House shooting sleeves for shooters, squirt is like the IRS, and a whole lotta Valentine's Day plans. Will Dulce gets lucky and share an old fashioned and a steak with Chet Hanks or will the unlucky streak continue? Will she find herself back in the Sober Cult or caught in the kitchen pantry by her former boyfriend's gay dads? A whole lot of laughs, Valentines commiseration, and flat out lies betwixt perfect strangers.

    56 min
  • 64 - Heaven (ft. Jt Kelley)

    God's favorite comedian, Jt Kelley, comes back on the show and we're tryna get our asses to Heaven. Welcome to Tummy Time! Jt is launching a new podcast around the 7th Heaven cinematic universe and we get a little taste of what the Camdens are in for. We are also updated to the fact that statute of limitations may be different for civil matters. Good to know. "I can stick my finger in my belly button", the viral nature of virality, and why do bad things always happen when I'm on drugs? Putting the chem in chemtrails, the co-evolution of goat and man, and getting hunted for a million dollars. This podcast is a hot one burning at both ends! If you wanna get to Heaven, give this episode a damb listen.

    God's favorite comedian, Jt Kelley, comes back on the show and we're tryna get our asses to Heaven. Welcome to Tummy Time! Jt is launching a new podcast around the 7th Heaven cinematic universe and we get a little taste of what the Camdens are in for. We are also updated to the fact that statute of limitations may be different for civil matters. Good to know. "I can stick my finger in my belly button", the viral nature of virality, and why do bad things always happen when I'm on drugs? Putting the chem in chemtrails, the co-evolution of goat and man, and getting hunted for a million dollars. This one's a hot one burning at both ends! If you wanna get to Heaven, give this episode a damb listen.

    59 min
  • 63 - Jazz (ft. Ike Rafferty)

    Stand-up comedian, podcaster, and former ghostwriter for OnlyFans models, Ike Rafferty, comes on the show and -- JAZZ! Welcome to Tummy Time! Ike and Justin exchange pleasantries and dance along a will-they-won't-they razor's edge. Aliens found in Miami, Bumping Lips, and getting caught with hentai at school... twice. Homemade nachos and other microwave recipes, Kill Tony, and copyright issues and public domain. That's right, Steamboat Willie, Ike's got some ideas. Foley and sound design for OnlyFans, kissing AND telling, and an Arby's tattoo. Again, Jazz.

    59 min
  • 62 - Hotdog Hockey Hootenanny (ft. Sawyer Stull)

    Stand-up comedian, Sawyer Stull, takes the boys down to the river for an old fashioned hootenanny. Welcome to Tummy Time! Sawyer's always been a NASCAR-loving, hockey pucking, light-beer drinking good old boy - he just had to escape the suburbs of Katy, TX to find his true passions. Like, comedy and sports betting. We toast one to Jimmy Buffet (and Aunt Liz, RIP) and Sawyer gives us the hottest hotdog tip in the Austin-metro area. If you like good times, if you like laughing and shooting the shit over a light beer, hell - if you like football, hockey, and/or Spider-Man 2, you might just love this episode.

    1 hr 2 min
  • 61 - Surprise! (ft. Spencer Cavins)

    Stand-up comedian and podcaster, Spencer Cavins (co-host Slam Time Live), comes on the podcast and we harken back to simpler times. The OC was big, Spencer was tryna be Seth Cohen, and his parent have never been prouder. Welcome to Tummy Time! We start off with a phony panhandler (who has a highly profitable bit). Then off to the Pacific Northwest for tech work, drugs, and sex at 30-second clips. Finally, we end up in Austin doing standup, and confronting our failures and embarassments. Speaking of cringe: A suprise going away party gone wrong. Erowid and the Anarchist Cookbook. Poo-poo vs sh*t and becoming a better person on weed. A young, verile Hillary Clinton makes the podcast and has the boyz eating out of the palm of her hand. Forcefully

    1 hr
  • 60 - Nervous Sweat (ft. Brent Reed)

    Stand-up Comedian, Brent Reed, jumps on the show and the boys end up in a nervous sweat. Welcome to Tummy Time! Brent brings his voice and big-time laugh factory brain to Austin by way of Caddo, Alabama. We talk about a lot of firsts for the small town body: pumping gas for a first job, first time scoring at the roller skating rink, seeing his first Asian person outside of a restaurant. The full spectrum of male communication is on display: from duels to awkward concert invites, from comedy to comparing cancer to 9/11 of the body. Airport pizzeria, Dairy Queen (not actual dairy) in every small town across America, and bed frames to level up your headspace game. Come sweat it out!

    1 hr 3 min
  • 59 - A Dark Christmas (ft. Nicholas Ceppaglia)

    Austin comic and podcaster, Nicholas Ceppaglia, spends Christmas with Tummy Time and things get... dark. Welcome to Tummy Time, remember you will die. Justin guesses what little Nicky was like and also correctly guesses which side Nicholas dresses. Justin got his brother, Curt, a replica stocking from their childhood and apparently, American jobs are getting shipped overseas for a good reason! After the tidings and merriment, things turn to Nicholas's past job as a body collector for a mortuary service. Dark comedy, indeed. We run the full body on body-collecting stories: from getting nut-checked to checking for nuts and everything in between. Spend a little time this holiday season with your loved ones over on this episode of Tummy Time.

    52 min

About Tummy Time

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Tummy Time is a weekly comedy podcast hosted by stand-up comedian Justin Soileau and everyone's best friend Neil Angeles.