Tummy Time

Comedian Tony Casillas jumps on the show and things get heated. Welcome to Tummy Time! This episode takes place within a house divided: Tony and Justin are at odds on how to co-parent given the difficulties of the road and just wanting what's best for the boys. Tony Casillas (the stand-up comedian, not the football player) was almost on a bootleg version of Cheaters for YouTube (no relation with Joey Greco). Speaking of YouTube, Tony's dad found his channel as part of a military promotion review - AND DID NOT SUBSCRIBE! Cancel Culture, Bro Culture, Ska and Emo! Justin's been busy meditating, recording a record in Argyle, TX, and being a soggier version of Ben Affleck. AV Club in Rural Texas, paddling as an option, and an outright mockery of the situation. Copious amounts of laughs, copious amounts of fisticuffs, and copious amounts of SKA! - this one's for the record books.

Comedian, producer, former limousine dispatcher, Jimmy Clifford jumps on the podcast to discuss Traditional American Values. Welcome to Tummy Time! The New Jersey native talks Bruce Springsteen changing his life and of vacations to the Sugar Shack by the Shore. Working comedy rooms from New York to Edinburgh and accidentally making his way to Africa. Oh well... when in Morocco! Learning to pee, football dads, and the real, true Margaritaville. The nefarious lives of limo drivers, the greatest moment in Austin Comedy, and feeders. This one's packed to the gills with trad values. Get some!

Comedian, podcaster, and hometown hero, Cat Swantner comes on podcast and we take a Watermelon Crawl on down to Southeast Texas for a bit of Gator Watchin'. Growing up devoutly Christian, performing on the drill team, and Miss Giggliata were facets of Cat's time at Westbrook High School (although she didn't get the invite to the mass reunion). Life's a little different out southeast: Italian Alligator Watches via Nome, cutting all the hair off of Barbies, and True Love Waits. Performing the Watermelon Crawl for her aunt with Tracy Byrd himself, feuding with a homeless lady in Austin, and why hovering is a recipe for disaster. This one's got what you need if you've got the hometown blues.

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Stand-up comedian, roast battler, and podcaster, Heather Keith, comes on Tummy Time and we learn how to adult. Welcome to Tummy Time! Straight outta Oklahoma, Heather spent her summers in the Boy Scouts, pining to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles DVDs (She was Michaelangelo). Rattle snake festivals and period stains, pink-eye make up sticks and pickles, relationship advice and Danielle Steele. If you're looking to adult, look no further. Learning to be a girl through boy scouts, being the stinky kid, divorced mom DVD collections, getting offered my first drink, and New Year's celebrations. This one's got it all!

Stand-up comedian, Mike Eaton, comes on the show and we do the crazy thing. Welcome to Tummy Time! Mike comes on the podcast and tells the boys about his experience opening for Louis C.K. and how to make Louis NOT laugh. Mike then comes into a lady with his buddy and has to split the check. We then go deep into the internet: Down Instagram, Mascots vs Pee Wee Football, Cybering with Lesbians in AOL chatrooms. S2R! We then travel cross country to Las Vegas via bicycle with Mike on his documentary before landing at our final destination in New Mexico. Want to play Madden in real life? Did you see the shot-for-shot remake of the Paris Hilton Sex Tape? Have you ever even summered?! Come do the crazy thing with Mike and the Tummy Time crew.

Stand-up comedian and podcaster, Mason Smith, jumps on the show and PUN-ishes the Tummy Time Boys. Welcome to Tummy Time! Mason talks about growing up in Arkansas, comedy, motocross, hunting with dad, and every drug under the sun. How did you learn your moves in bed? Thinking of persuing stand-up after an earworm hit you at a music festival and you moved into an apartment halfway across the country with a guy you just met? What's worse for teeth, candy or meth? Some tips for dudes with small peckers, some rips for dudes who hate puns, and some flips for those who think they know the script. A funny, punny Tummy-Timey podcasty episode!

Pat Dean, stand-up comedian, podcaster, and purveyor of fine comedies at the Velveeta Room comes on the show and we give him some notes. Welcome to Tummy Time! Pat Dean takes the boys down the windy roads of Northern Virginia to snap some banjo strings and talk of H.P. Lovecraft. Irish music was a family tradition much like the Dropkick Murphys. Binaca for the many first kisses, ghost hunting, ADA-compliance at Lids, and demonstrating demon-release techniques for fifth grade gym class. In need of a five-pronged approach to love-making? Wondering which ghost has the phattest of asses? How many frenulums does a human body have? Curious questions answered and much more! Plus a bonus offer from Pat for those who stay until the end of the show. Coupon Code: Tummy Time.