Marci feels bad for the people washed away…and invites the clouds over to her house. There are vacation planners, and do-ers, and there are vacation slackers. The reunion that's just for men. When you think you're over it….but find out you're not.

Marci has had it with the latest foster litter. How to embarrass your dog. The mammogram is now a spa for your breasts. The dangerous party invitation.

Marci has returned from vacation…and forgotten everything. The TootsieRolls™ are responsible. How to lose your credibility when giving pet advice. How far away can you get and still be a neighbor?

Marci is in the same Chicago studio as Turi. Because of a wedding. A very damp wedding. Can clergy please hurry up? Before tiktok ruined adolescence, there were magazines. Alexa, the conspirator.

Marci is a day late, and $2000 short. Crying at at the customer service counter. Spoofing the FBI and the DC Metro Police. When to believe your best friend.

The Natural Disaster Revue, or "how long are we going to be stuck in the basement?" Grade inflation. You can do a lot of jobs without a diploma, just not that one. The Thunderbirds, the Blue Angels, and the President's catering cart escape.

Marci's I-pad demands a blood sacrifice. A business admits it's wrong. Two podcasters—2 problems—let's trade. The wandering shipment. Dead sidewalk rat update, with a spider in exchange.

Turi has a middle class housewife problem. It includes breakage….LOTS of breakage. Marci attempts to retrain a cat. So far, not successful. There will be blood.

Odd mysterious pile appears in Marci's studio. The week when you decide to get everything done. A visit to the old highschool. How hard did you hit that car? (A safe way to tell from a distance). Predicting when someone will yell at you.

Learning the "on hold" music by heart. Don't call me "ma'am". We are not the training department. Marci's shrinking head vs. your old underwear. Missing payphone/outhouses. How to find a safety pin, and Marci's old chapstick. The desperate move of the "purse dump." Thrifting from the sidewalk.