Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast

Marci made it back from the big city. She has complaints. Big coyote or small wolf? "Cute" does not apply to all of any species-- a friend's ex is proof. Welcome home… what's that on the floor? Nice Jewish girl at a big Catholic funeral. Hand over that bottle.

Marci is separated from her husband (for 3 hours) unless she pays $200. The baby, or the very large person? Seatmate dilemmas. A San Francisco leather fair and the all-purpose explanation. Miserable, but with distractions. Fance vs. Holland: garbage makes the difference.

Someone needs to tell you if your house smells like cat pee. The before and after marital travel advisory. Instructions for what we want people to say about us after we are dead.

The Quinceañera, the Sweet Sixteen, the Cotillion, and how to be disturbed by all of them. A bad (in Turi's opinion) bad play. Let's sit in a room and eat salty snacks. The mountain high potato chip ripoff. The class chicken and the miniature donkey: two cautionary tales. France is not America.

Marci adds new pets, drugs for one dog, and pheromone collars for everyone. If YOU wore a pheromone collar… When you TRY to relax. Yoga is not for everyone.

Crisp air, crisp new parking tickets. Fall rolls in, and the neighbors roll out the yard decor. Does everything match? No? Good.

We remember the late Art Bell, purveyor of paranoia and conspiracy theories which haunt us to this day. How, excactly, is A/I going to kill us? The incels and why they don't get what they think they deserve. The wedding at the courhouse comes with another tattoo…maybe.

Marci attends the first one in uncountable years….and you may remember some of your own. Let's all spin around and fall down. I'm not listening. Pumpkin Spice. The goats get a visit.

Stalking, Spying, and a GIANT pile of Brassieres. Zoom apparently knows what Marci looks like. That disturbed person you keep running into, even when you try to run away. Saved by the emergency room from forces outside the emergency room. Success is being able to put on your own bra, or give them up entirely.