Turtle Tales - A Film Podcast

Ooo boi! It’s Marvel time again here at Turtle Tales which means that our Turtles have come prepared to discuss the newest piece of content of Marvel’s neverending library, Eternals! Well… at least some of our turtles have come prepared… half, half of our turtles… Tune in to listen to an in depth discussion of this “infamous” superhero flick as the turtles evaluate whether or not this is “Marvel’s All Time Low”...

But also Thor: The Dark World is a thing so… no.

Get ready for the most chaotic episode yet as the Turtles introduce a new member to the team to add some chaotic energy for this SPOOOOOOOOOOKY special episode! How chaotic you ask?!?! Well, in an episode intended to discuss a spooky selection of “Halloweeney” movies, the Turtles discuss our hypothetical gofundme, Lightyear, dream halloween costumes, Talladega Nights, uhh bulges… oh and uh spooky movies of course. PRESENTING THE HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR!!!

“Evil dies tonight”...yeah let’s hope so….

This week, the Turtles briefly discuss DC Fandome and the trailers that were released including The Batman, Flash, Black Adam, Shazam and more! Additionally, the Turtles talk about the Season 2 finale of Ted Lasso (God that show is so good). Finally, the Turtles review the (sorta?) highly anticipated TWELFTH installment in the Halloween franchise: Halloween Kills!

The name’s Tales….TURTLE TALES!!

This week, the Turtles take the time to discuss the films they’ve watched recently including the new Netflix remake: The Guilty, Apple Original’s Coda, and the horror cult classic: Rob Zombie’s Halloween. To round out the episode, the Turtles dive into the waters that is Daniel Craig’s final Bond film: No Time To Die - a film that has been heavily delayed time and time again. Did the Turtles have a good time with the 25th installment of the Bond franchise, or did they find that there was actually WAY too much time to die??

Grab your martini’s (shaken not stirred) and tune in to find out!

This episode, the Turtles discuss a wide variety of content they watched this week. Ranging anywhere from serious, thought provoking dramas such as Dead Poets Society, to surreal comedies such as Swiss Army Man and everything in between. Finally, the Turtle's discuss James Wan's newest film: Malignant. Did the Turtles get scared sh* tless watching this horror/thriller? Or did this film cause them to fall into a dormant state....as if they were a tumor.....waiting to be reawakened....perhaps by getting hit against a wall....? Stay tuned to find out!!!!

Oh yeah.....also the Hawkeye trailer......yaaaaaaaaaaaaay...... more Marvel content......

With The Matrix Resurrections trailer providing the only dose of new and “exciting” content released this past week, the Turtles were presented with the time necessary to discuss a film that had left them puzzled for nearly ten years. Finally, they have the time to discuss this time-honored classic, In Time. Follow us into this complex and often frustrating breakdown of a world where time… equal… money…

ALL of the Turtles are back again again again… again!!! Back with a new studio, a new intro AND a brand new Marvel movie to talk about, Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings! Listen as the Turtles have a sophisticated film school discussion on whether Shang-Chi is just another link in the Marvel chain, or if the martial arts superhero film is all that is talked up to be.

Find out on Shang-Chi and the Tale of the Turtles!

We’re back again AGAIN!!! Well… we are missing one of our Turtles so I guess we are not like, reeeeeeeally back fully again but- WE ARE BACK! This episode, we discuss all we’ve watched since being away including high art like: The Green Knight, The Suicide Squad and Free Guy!

We then get to our main spooky topic of Candyman…

Candyman… Candyman… Candyman… Can- Ooo wee no way, that that was a close one phew haha

This week, the turtles finish their discussion of the “Assterpiece”, Old, and challenge themselves to remember WHAT THE FK EVEN HAPPENED IN THIS MOVIE?!?! Afterwards, the turtles move on to a thoughtful discussion of the newest film starring Nicolas Cage, Pig, to see if they can answer a life long mystery: what is a truffle?

This episode, the boys are back to discuss what torture is like in movie form.