This episode the Turtles talk about THE BOYS (Season One and Two): a dark and gritty superhero franchise, but like... it’s not DC.

Instead, The Boys are the boys. They are boys, with some girls, that you just wanna chill with cuz they are like bros... but, well, more like boys. And they gonna be real with you, like they gonna tell you when Super-Man is a terrorist and and that’s why we love em. Cuz they’re... THE BOYS uh season one and two...

With special guest: A RELEVANT TOPIC IN A TIMELY MANNER!!!

HOT TAKE WARNING(?): With the help of a a very special guest, the Turtles are finally ready to share their critical opinions on this controversial Naughty Dog game. Tune in to hear the Turtles scream, shout and just uh uh just let it all out... we we needed to talk it out...

Sobs profusely

Screams into pillow

This episode, the Turtles discuss all things Star Wars: games, uh Baby Yoda, and the Lego Star Wars stuff! But most importantly, the Turtles finally give their professional opinion on Revenge of the Sith:

People have said many things about this film:

Finally, the Turtles set the record straight about Revenge of the Sith!!!

This episode, the Turtles FINALLY are all swimming in the same sea, but we ain't surfin' together quite yet. However, just because we late to the game right now, doesn't mean we won't talk DC Fandom! So get ready for a two week old episode where the Turtles talk about all of it: the games, the movies and THE BATMAN!!!!!

GET READY FOR MORE TURTLE TALES!!!

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This episode... that was recorded over a month ago... the the Turtles do another TURTLE TUSSLE!!! Yes! Again, the Turtles have selected two top notch pieces of cinema to compete against eachother to find out which ends on top and which ends up stuck on their shell. This episode, the Turtle's tussle Batman v Superman VS Justice League in preperation for the Snyder Cut of Justice League!!!

Also on this episode, the Turtles bring on a very special guest!

Finally! The long awaited discussion by the Turtles on George Lucas' masterpiece is here! Swim back with the Turtles to... whatever happens in this movie. Like romance, kinda? There's a a a clone army, sand, Jengo Fett, Boba Fett, lightsabers, and some politics. Essentially everything you could want from a Star Wars movie.

This episode, the Turtles were planning on talking exclusively about Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones. However, given the... quality of that film, they got carried away by a different subject. Look out for the rest of the discussion on Attack of the Clones this Friday, while this episode the Turtles will be discussing The Last of Us.

Also in this episode, a new Turtle officially joins Turtle Tales!

This episode, the Turtles talk about the 2019 film, The Lodge. A film no one has ever heard of, leaving Turtle Wesley alone in his isolated hell of hatred... until now! The Turtles again swim off course though, eventually arguing about Planet of the Apes, untangling the X-Men franchise, and ripping on Todd Phillips. All this and more in this mess of an episode!

This episode, the Turtles talk about Sam Raimi's 2009 horror film Drag Me to Hell. Is it too spooky? Too cheesy? Too many sweraing goats?