Ooooo boi, the Turtles are doing their duty to cinema and discussing all of the new Marvel content: Black Widow and Loki! Listen in to the Turtles takes on the newest editions to the Marvel Cinematic Universe: some will be cold, some will be pippin' hot, but all will be spilled on this very special episode of Turtle Tales!!!

(P.S. Sorry we were late, but don't worry, we will talk about Old and Snake Eyes soon!)

This week, the turtles were unable to get together… but that doesn’t mean we don’t have something under our SHELLS! LMFAO! Long ago, we recorded a very special turtle talk, elegantly discussing the work of beloved auteur, Christopher Nolan. Inevitably, this episode was a mess, and, like Nolan’s work, too complex to comprehend. These factors caused this turtle talk to be swept away by the current… until now!

Featuring the one of a kind, Self Proclaimed Philosopher, Edward George Haag!

This episode, the Turtles review the highly anticipated summer blockbuster F9: The Fast Saga!!! Listen in as the turtles discuss their favorite parts of the film that is saving cinemas around the world. (TAKE THAT CHRISTOPHER NOLAN)

And remember, it is always about FAMILY!!

The Turtles are back babyyy! This episode, the Turtles review the highly praised comedy special INSIDE from the creative mind of Bo Burnham. Listen in as we get back into the swing of things and discuss films like the Father, trailers such as Shang Chi and Halloween Kills, and the critically acclaimed cinematic masterpiece that is FAST AND FURIOUS: TOKYO DRIFT!!

We know it’s been a while… Us Turtles have been facing a transitional period in our podcasting journey, drifting us away from each other and our goal of saving the world with our film opinions…

New Day. Same Turtles

Two Zach Snyder films in one year?! Ooooo boi, some of the turtles are happy and others are… surprisingly entertained? Find out how the turtles react when cinematic genius, Zach Snyder, is allowed FULL creative control… like, from the start this time…

So no need for, like- any any director’s cuts or or sequels or prequels or pre-sequels… right?

...please....

As the Turtles approach a transitional-messy period in their epic podcast journey, they join together for an impromptu turtle talk about all they've been watching. With no theme whatsoever, the Turtles discuss: Promising Young Woman, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones and (of course) the Venom: Let There Be Carnage Trailer!

Haha yeah... all this and a lil bit more in this RANDO episode (we're trying our best :( I swear)

This episode, the Turtles discuss the mess that was the 2021 Academy Awards as well as the second Marvel Disney+ show, The Falcon and The Winter Soldier. Did the Turtles enjoy this newest superhero bro-down? Were the turtles SHOCKED by some of the controversial decisions made during the Oscars?Will Baron Zemo make his podcast dancing debut? Find out in this new episode of Turtle Tales!

With nothing topical to talk about, (as of 4/21 when this was recorded...) the Turtles decided to have a nice Turtle Talk about their favorite action movies. Joined by honorary Turtle Anthony, the Turtles reveal their definitive action lists: Terminator, Nacho Libre, Die Hard, etc. these films and more are all discussed in relation to the Action movie genre.

Also in this episode, the turtles talk about recent trailers for Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings and F9 and how they are going to watch the Oscars! Ooo boi can't wait for those Oscars!

I AM.........THE LAW!

This episode, the Turtles and a very special guest battle over which Dredd film reigns supreme. Will it be the 1995 Sylvester Stallone cult classic film Judge Dredd, or will it be the dark and gritty reboot from 2012? Stay tuned to find out in our latest TURTLE TUSSLE!