I have to be honest when I say that all this Candyman trailer chatter has my brain on overload... Much of that overload comes from the fact that I'm glad socially relevant black horror movies are back in the forefront as of recently (Us, Get Out, The First Purge, etc.). I'm big on the way lots of those types of films are layered and with Candyman 2020 looking a bit relevant for today's climate, it took me back to rhe idea of a sequel to The People Under The Stairs. Bare with me now... It's just a bunch of ideas describing what I would do with this, and it's not completely terrible, hopefully. Enjoy, folks.

I've noticed that there's a very unnoticed thing happening with horror movies that may or may not pick up... Candyman 2020 has been the most recent film to give a slasher movie the "direct sequel" treatment. It works both in the favor and against the films it follows up on, and the films it disregards in it's new story. I don't get too deep into, but I just touch up on a few things I've peeped in the process and what slashers can maybe take this theory and make it work. Enjoy, people.

It's here... Finally. It's had my curiosity from the moment it was announced. That is all. Enjoy, y'all.

I remember going to my junior prom only back in high school... And to be honest, as bad as this remake is, my prom was so boring that I would have been so lucky to have a serial killer step in and shake things up a bit. With that being said, this movie still doesn't get a pass from me. It's so tame, and so lame all in one swoop. Not as terrible as a few of the commentaries I've done, but worthy enough to make this cut. So try to enjoy, folks.

Lots of people were so happy go lucky when Disney bought Fox... Not I, people. I knew that while this was a BIG business move, this was also a BIG mistake for more than a few properties. In particular, properties that were once carrying a hard R rating. Disney ain't having it! And here's three properties I think will suffer quite a bit due to this merge. Enjoy, y'all.

This was almost coma inducing to sit through again honestly... I feel like I no longer have a soul I can claim, and that's just depressing. But that's how this movie makes me feel. After a sure classic of an original film, a laughably enjoyable sequel and a completely underrated love story of a third entry, this brand name has been shit on in every sense. This is embarrassing, and has no redeeming qualities. I can't even enjoy how bad it is like a lot of bad flicks. But the majority won the vote for the most part, so here you go. Anything for my folks that take interest in these reviews, even if the movies suck. Try tk enjoy, people.

I used to make up scenarios to convince myself that the survivors of The Return Of The Living Dead and Return Of The Living Dead III actually lived at the end of the films... That's how attached I was to those characters. This series, the first and third movies in particular, is so underrated in so many ways. So to get news of a graphic novel, that Don Calfa himself was apart of, is about to be released was amazing news. It raised some questions with it being a direct sequel and all, but I'm still altogether excited for this. Enjoy, y'all.

The Fast train just doesn't seem to slow down much at all, does it... And I don't mind it one bit. This series could pack as many NOS tanks as they want, and I would forever be riding shotgun. Apparently there really is a female led spin off coming at some point, which is amazin news. This series has definitely earned that on screen, being as though the female characters have been bad ass since day one. Here's a more than a few things I would do with a spin off of this caliber, and I even give a bit of a plot synopsis here, too. Enjoy, people.

Surprisingly the Sonic The Hedgehog movie wasn't as bad as I expected it to be, but it's also been cleaning up at the box office... So good for them over at Sega and Paramount. With how well it's doing and being as though this Sonic universe is massive, a sequel is inevitable. There is actually many ways that this sequel can learn from the pros and cons of the first flick, so I talk a bit about what could work in their favor. Enjoy, y'all.

This series of films is one that I'm not too particularly crazy about honestly... I mean, they broke barriers in action/sci-fi cinema for certain. But I'm not on the hype train for these like everyone else is. So imagine my excitement levels when a fourth entry was announced. Not that I hate these at all, I just have seen a lot more entertainment in these types of flicks. But it's not all a downer in this episode, because I think there may be something sweet in store for the die hard fans. Enjoy, people.