This was almost coma inducing to sit through again honestly... I feel like I no longer have a soul I can claim, and that's just depressing. But that's how this movie makes me feel. After a sure classic of an original film, a laughably enjoyable sequel and a completely underrated love story of a third entry, this brand name has been shit on in every sense. This is embarrassing, and has no redeeming qualities. I can't even enjoy how bad it is like a lot of bad flicks. But the majority won the vote for the most part, so here you go. Anything for my folks that take interest in these reviews, even if the movies suck. Try tk enjoy, people.

I used to make up scenarios to convince myself that the survivors of The Return Of The Living Dead and Return Of The Living Dead III actually lived at the end of the films... That's how attached I was to those characters. This series, the first and third movies in particular, is so underrated in so many ways. So to get news of a graphic novel, that Don Calfa himself was apart of, is about to be released was amazing news. It raised some questions with it being a direct sequel and all, but I'm still altogether excited for this. Enjoy, y'all.

The Fast train just doesn't seem to slow down much at all, does it... And I don't mind it one bit. This series could pack as many NOS tanks as they want, and I would forever be riding shotgun. Apparently there really is a female led spin off coming at some point, which is amazin news. This series has definitely earned that on screen, being as though the female characters have been bad ass since day one. Here's a more than a few things I would do with a spin off of this caliber, and I even give a bit of a plot synopsis here, too. Enjoy, people.

Surprisingly the Sonic The Hedgehog movie wasn't as bad as I expected it to be, but it's also been cleaning up at the box office... So good for them over at Sega and Paramount. With how well it's doing and being as though this Sonic universe is massive, a sequel is inevitable. There is actually many ways that this sequel can learn from the pros and cons of the first flick, so I talk a bit about what could work in their favor. Enjoy, y'all.

This series of films is one that I'm not too particularly crazy about honestly... I mean, they broke barriers in action/sci-fi cinema for certain. But I'm not on the hype train for these like everyone else is. So imagine my excitement levels when a fourth entry was announced. Not that I hate these at all, I just have seen a lot more entertainment in these types of flicks. But it's not all a downer in this episode, because I think there may be something sweet in store for the die hard fans. Enjoy, people.

The recent Planet Of The Apes trilogy was actually a pleasant surprise for me, and the conclusion to that was an emotional ride as well... So when it was announced that the property would be going bananas again, I was curious as to where it would go. Scrapping an entire storyline is easy these days and done nonchalantly, but I'm pleased that this will be an actual continuation to the previous story. I'm all smiles about this. Enjoy, y'all.

So will this next Scream be a reboot, a sequel, or a tv series?... I couldn't tell y'all for sure. But all I know is that if there's indeed going to be another person donning the Ghostface mask and costume, this needs to be a sequel for many reasons. It's well overdue as we're well into a sequel/universe era, and horror resurgence altogether. Enjoy, people.

Don't get me wrong here... There is MUCH fun to be had when I watch this movie. But the majority of the things this flick tries to get away with just can't be excused. So it kind of pained me to categorize this in the Shit Show. But the show must go on. Sorry about this one Jason, but this wasn't your best killing spree in the series. Enjoy, folks.

There's a good reason I haven't been very vocal about this sequel, and I wanted to keep it that way... But what type of podcaster would I be if I did that? The first movie is a GEM in every sense. So here, I state why I haven't been saying much about the ideas of this new follow up that's right around the corner. Enjoy, folks.

To say the least, Friday The 13th has been in some deep shit for years... So much development hell, and it sucks because Jason has been there already. With the legal battle still underway, an article broke recently and discussed some bits about the FT13th CW series that almost was. There were also some pics of early concept designs for not only Jason's mask, but his unmasked look and classic machete. I vent a bit here about the ideas, but I also do some praising as well. Enjoy, y'all.