This Tuesday our frustration with being trapped reading Twilight every other week comes to a head as we discuss an aftertaste of racism, "is it Mormon?" If Stephanie Meyer wasn't a coward Bella would be bisexual), visiting the scene of the crime, and the first positive "Alice Cullen is in it" rating.

We really start to earn the explicit tag with this one folks. We discuss Chapter 11, a horny fainting couch, how Bella would f**k the night, and some of our science class antics.

Content Warnings: Our episodes contain mentions of depression, suicide, relationship abuse, and spoilers for all twilight saga content.

This Tuesday we read Chapter 10 and discuss our Claire’s jewelry collection, Naruto running to Bella’s house, Stephanie Meyer’s hissy fit, revoking Peter’s catholic card, and the Cullens being vampire Mormons.

Content warnings: Mentions of violence and relationship abuse. All of our episodes contain spoilers for all of The Twilight Saga books.

This week we read Chapter 9 and discuss the “how long have you been seventeen” line, Edward being a dumb twink, relationship red flags, eternally torturing yourself by repeating high school, and the murdered deer in the room.

Content warnings: Discussion of relationship abuse, suicide and depression. All of our episodes contain spoilers for all of The Twilight Saga books.

This week we have a special guest, Peter's sister Allison! We discuss chapter 9, the teen experience, Chris Evans' pecs, and what an "estrogen rush" could possibly be.
CWs: Discussion of Eating Disorders and related abuse including diet control. All of our episodes contain spoilers for all of the Twilight Saga books.

In this episode, we google the word “vampire,” discuss Bella’s porn site viruses, “AM I GAY?” quizzes, how many tree names Bella knows, Peter’s fear of animals, and what breeds of car Bailey knows.

Content warnings: Brief discussion of death and depression/suicide. All of our episodes contain spoilers for all of The Twilight Saga books.

We discuss Chapter 6, the beach trip episode, and end up liking the chapter so much that we don’t really make that many jokes about it. We also do an unpacking of Meyer’s treatment of the Quileute legends featured in the chapter. The article we discuss can be found here: https://bit.ly/2XycH6X
CWs: Discussion of racism and cultural appropriation, especially against Native Americans. All of our episodes contain spoilers for all of The Twilight Saga books.

We discuss chapter 5 and start to dig into the heterosexual nonsense, the "come hither motion," Occam's razor of blood kink, and the dangers of biology class.

Content warnings: Discussions of Blood and blood phobia, mentions of suicide. All of our episodes contain spoilers for all The Twilight Saga books.