Cousins, WE’RE BACK! Season three has officially begun and this time we’re getting intentional… and apparently a little zeitgeisty.

Maisie and Ellen are back on the sofa for a much-needed summer debrief, catching up on everything from Florescence summer and corporate cousins to wavy hair 2.0, Waterboys, Vikings, Oura Ring obsessions and a slightly traumatic return to reformer Pilates. There’s also plenty of recent reads, a lesson in what exactly “zeitgeist” means and, naturally, some important discussion about a dishwasher that simply cannot stop gobbling salt.

New season, new rules, longer episodes, same cousins. We’ve missed you!

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happy one year to twinhood and happy birthday to us 🍾

live from the flatty for our one year anniversary episode, 60 episodes down and somehow still going!!! we’re celebrating in arsenal shirts, eating truffle pasta and discussing what might be the hottest football chat of our careers (recorded before the arsenal result btw).

this week we’re talking about british may weather, otherwise known as “maisie in a jumper” season, and why qts sadly had to disband. we’re also looking back at your favourite twinhood moments from the past year. we’re taking a little summer break, but couldn’t leave without a chaotic anniversary catch up first 🫶

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heeeeey cousins, this week we are talking reformer pilates, blood pressure monitor hyperfixations, fake turkey bags in places of worship, and the shocking revelation that nobody, and we mean NOBODY, is allowed to take the Clinique cleanser out of the flatty.

Maisie and Ellen recap their chaotic girls day involving the O2 billboard, TK Maxx and their very first reformer pilates class together, where Ellen discovered the reformer machine needed additional support for the wagon and Maisie entered her luxury activewear era after being traumatised by an East London sports bra situation.

we also get into Ellen starting ADHD medication, the weird emotional experience of trying to work out whether it’s working, nail biting recovery journeys, slick back hair politics, and why Molly-Mae root solidarity needs to be discussed more seriously within society.

plus: backstage tea theft at Union Chapel, forcing confused strangers into O2 billboard photos, eco-friendly Fluorescence vinyls, herbal tea smuggling operations, and the official clarification that if one person takes the Clinique cleanser out of the bathroom… it’s all-out war.

love u cousins xxx

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hiiii cousins, HAPPY FLORESCENCE DAY !!! ♡

this week we are celebrating the release of Maisie’s third album Florescence, discussing what an album release day actually looks like in real life, and unpacking the deeply important topics of Brighton secrecy, butter yellow merch, cross stitch kits, and whether the Florescence t-shirt is suitable for debuting at the WeWork.

we also deep dive into some album tracks, Girls Just Flying, Old Fashioned, Vampire Time and Mary Jane’s, discuss the emotional story behind some of the album lyrics for the very first time, and brainstorm Halloween costumes ranging from Audrey Hepburn to “a vampire and a clock”.

plus: Ellen accidentally becoming Caesar Flickerman from The Hunger Games, why the corner shop men need to be serenaded immediately, and the official launch of Ellen’s completely self-authorised Florescence merch giveaway.

stream the album, buy the album, force your third cousin to listen to the album, and we will see you next week cousins 💐 LOVE YOU COUSINS xxx

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hiiii cousins, this week we are talking toilet roll warfare, corporate personality colour coding, PRYZM foam parties, and the devastating revelation that Maisie may not actually be a real Gleek

Ellen updates us on the ongoing peaceful protest happening inside the flat involving bowel movements, cotton pads and a single emergency toilet roll sourced from somebody’s mum’s house, while Maisie reflects on life doing two acoustic shows a night, forcing crowds to participate in accidental magic tricks, and becoming the CEO of corporate icebreaker energy.

we also deep dive into our ancient Spotify histories (including Frozen, Glee, Demi Lovato, Eurovision soundtrack shame and 180 streams of Flashlight), discuss the emotional impact of finding a really good pair of jeans, and unpack why the Adolescence awards run appears to have lasted approximately twelve years.

plus: cheeky sig updates from the cousins, why foam nights disappeared from society, Ellen’s Ribena stein, and the existence of one deeply cursed Brighton foam party photo that could potentially end Maisie Peters forever.

love u cousins x

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hiiii cousins, this week we are coming to you with HUGE news because somehow, unbelievably, terrifyingly, amazingly… Maisie is playing the O2 Arena London next year!!!

we discuss the official announcement, Ellen’s immediate plans to secure a corporate box (applications now open), whether the night calls for a party bus to the O2 and a limo home, and the very serious logistics of pre-show KFC, Nando’s and Wagamama strategy.

we also answer your questions on finding a decent boyfriend (political beliefs, loyalty cards, empathy, values and cups x), debate the ultimate green flags, unpack Ellen’s current confidence renaissance, and revisit the deeply traumatic Pitch Perfect 3 Mercedes incident that still haunts her to this day.

plus: Maisie accidentally trying on children’s swimwear in M&S, cousins being spotted around the world, the possibility of cousins cubed at the O2, and why Ellen’s curly hair routine may unfortunately outshine the entire headline show.

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hiiii cousins, this week we’re talking carp fishing, £140 hotel rooms, TK Maxx emotional support shopping, and why apparently the girls of London can be caught using elf bars as bait.

Ellen takes us through her new hyperfixation after ditching the podcast to go fishing with Father Peters (who is also Maisie’s father), while Maisie reflects on life on tour, the girls of Aberdeen, and rolling into Leeds University looking spiritually identical to freshers after a night out.

we also discuss Hackney electing its first Green mayor (!!!), Ellen’s accidental celebrity encounter with Zoe Garbett, Florescence being SO close to release, and which songs are shaping up to be fan favourites already.

enjoyyyy x

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hiiii cousins, this week we’re talking loyalty cards, anniversary pressure, voucher etiquette at The Ivy, and why romance in 2026 is going home to watch TV together ♡

Ellen takes us through her three year anniversary celebrations (including a traumatic premature voucher reveal), Maisie shares the aftermath of becoming recognised at Arabica, and we unpack the life-changing cultural moment that was the Ed Sheeran buzz cut.

we also spiral over the Celebrity Traitors UK cast announcement, discuss who would survive approximately four minutes as a traitor, celebrate Cate’s incredible new album Bottle Blonde, and prepare emotionally for the Fluorescence release being only TWO WEEKS away !!!

plus: chicken parm rescheduling, sofa bed politics, and the ultimate relationship test, is your partner loyal to their loyalty card?

love u cousins x

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hiiii cousins, we’re back on the sofa this week after all the LA chaos.

we get into everything from the trip, including Ellen’s My Regards stage debut (and the pressure of the “flow state”), nearly flashing the entire crowd mid-jump, and why doing Universal Studios before a flight felt like a good idea at the time. there’s also a full breakdown of Maisie’s Brazil trip, featuring Lieutenant Marini (her personal security guard that she kept accidentally abandoning), and the chaos of having someone follow you around with a laser pointer…

we also get into the very serious debate of London vs LA, why Ellen believes pubs will always win over parks, and whether you can ever truly have a deep conversation in LA (or if it’s all just small talk and vibes). plus: sea monkeys, weird obsessions, and the realisation that we might just be London girls forever. enjoy!! xx

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happy friday cousins! we’re back for part 2 of our special episode live ep from la!! 

you’ll find us backstage at the fonda again, yapping about our fav books at the minute and our book rot era, along with our la eats (did someone say a delectable chicken salad?) and why bubblegum ice cream is a no. and of course… the lip gloss chat makes a return… xx

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