Dive into the darker side of the zodiac with your jaded guide, Nebula Naysayer. This week we wade through the murky planetary alignments of the 16th to the 22nd of July 2023. Get ready for a cosmic roast you won't forget.

Description: In this week's Twisted Horoscopes, Nebula Naysayer takes you on a bitter-sweet cosmic rollercoaster from the 9th to the 15th of July 2023. We talk planetary passive-aggression, delusional aggression, and social skills comparable to a chocolate teapot. Buckle up, it's going to be a hilarious ride!

Welcome to another episode of Twisted Horoscopes! Join Nebula Naysayer, your guide through the ghastly galaxies, as she shares the absurd, cosmic alignments for the week of July 2nd to the 8th, 2023. Get ready for celestial hopscotch, cosmic clashes, and an overload of existential ennui, all wrapped up in your weekly horoscope. Are you ready for the impending cosmic calamities? Like, subscribe, and share to prepare for your disaster-drenched destiny. Tune in and face the cosmic chaos!

Tune in for a snarky snapshot of your weekly forecast. We're diving into your bleak horoscope for the week of June 25th to July 1st, 2023, packed with zodiac zingers and starry-eyed sarcasm.

Prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster as Nebula Naysayer navigates through the planetary potpourri of the week from 18th to 24th June, 2023. From the Mars-Neptune standoff to Mercury's quicksilver maneuvers, every zodiac sign is in for an astral adventure filled with unexpected twists, satirical wisdom, and plenty of celestial cynicism. Join us in this episode of Twisted Horoscopes as we gaze into the future with a smirk, daring the universe to prove us wrong.

Join Nebula Naysayer in navigating the darker currents of the cosmos, as she unfolds the Twisted Horoscopes for the week of June 11th to 17th, 2023. This episode unravels the intricate dance of the celestial bodies, deciphers the impending astrological angst, and brings you a unique perspective on the zodiac. Expect mood swings, surprise battles, and a gamut of emotion from our cosmic cranks. Remember, you're the master of your own missteps and the artisan of your own anxiety.

In this episode of Twisted Horoscopes, we're brewing a pot of cosmic cynicism for the June 12th alignments! Join Nebula Naysayer as she guides you through the cosmic labyrinth where Mercury might just make you overshare, Mars questions your friend list, and Taurus is given a reality check on love. Remember, the stars might not be in your favor, but at least you'll have a laugh about it.

Welcome to another episode of the "Twisted Horoscopes" with Nebula Naysayer! This week, we traverse the harsh terrains of zodiac cynicism for June 11, 2023. Discover the disappointing realities hidden behind celestial alignments and the astrology of disappointment for every zodiac sign. Remember, the universe doesn't hate you, it's just indifferent.

In this episode, Nebula Naysayer serves up a fresh plate of astrological cynicism with Twisted Horoscopes for June 10th, 2023. Get ready to navigate the turbulent celestial seas, with a side order of laughter. Expect mind-boggling alignments, self-deprecating affirmations, and twisted forecasts for every zodiac sign. Perfect for those seeking humor in the bleakness of the cosmos.

In this episode of Twisted Horoscopes, Nebula Naysayer takes a cynical look at the celestial alignments for June 9th, 2023. From misinterpreted dreams to intense emotional rollercoasters, Nebula serves up a heaping helping of negative, yet comically entertaining, insights for each Zodiac sign. Prepare to laugh, grimace, and question the universe as you know it. Don't forget to subscribe for your weekly dose of astrology satire.