In this episode, Nebula Naysayer guides you through the cosmic chaos of May 29th, 2023. Brace yourself for overblown reactions, unexpected attractions, and a whole lot of misunderstandings. Remember, the stars can't mess up your life if you mess it up first.

In this episode, Nebula Naysayer delivers the Twisted Horoscopes for May 28th, 2023. From the fickle moon to the competitive Mars, the universe is having a laugh at our expense. Tune in to find out how your zodiac sign is faring in this cosmic comedy.

In this episode, Nebula Naysayer delivers your Twisted Horoscopes for May 27th, 2023. From the moon's indecisive dance in Libra to Mars' regrettable rendezvous with Uranus, it's a celestial circus you won't want to miss. Tune in for your dose of cosmic cynicism and remember, the stars can't mess up your life if you beat them to it.

In this episode, Nebula Naysayer navigates the cosmic chaos of May 26, 2023. From misplaced affection to unexpected changes, this episode promises a healthy dose of cynicism and laughter. Tune in for your daily dose of cosmic comedy.

In this episode, Nebula Naysayer delivers a dose of cosmic comedy with the Twisted Horoscopes for May 25, 2023. From love hitting Aries like a truck to Pisces' intuition being mistaken for indigestion, there's a laugh for every sign.

In this episode, Nebula Naysayer navigates the cosmic chaos of May 24, 2023. From the Sun in Gemini causing indecisiveness to Mars in Pisces stirring up poetic passions, prepare for a day of cosmic comedy and celestial cynicism.

In this episode of Twisted Horoscopes, host Nebula Naysayer drags each zodiac sign through the cosmic mud, with Jupiter entering Taurus and Mars sashaying into Leo. Tune in for a healthy dose of celestial cynicism and starry-eyed satire.

In this episode of Twisted Horoscopes, host Nebula Naysayer drags each zodiac sign through the cosmic mud, with Jupiter entering Taurus and Mars sashaying into Leo. Tune in for a healthy dose of celestial cynicism and starry-eyed satire.

In this episode, Nebula Naysayer takes you on a cynical journey through the stars as the Sun enters Gemini and Mars struts into Leo. Listen to discover what kind of cosmic calamity is awaiting your sign this cycle.