twisted

twisted

By Andy BerdanComedy
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twisted episodes

  • The Wish
    "I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish."
    1 min
  • Moses' Roses
    From my favourite scene in the 1952 film "Singing in the Rain",
    "Moses supposes his toeses are roses, 
But Moses supposes erroneously.
 Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses
 As Moses supposes his toeses to be."
    1 min
  • 11 and Tutu
    Short and sweet today.
    "One-one was a race horse. Tutu was one too. One-one won one race. Tutu won one too."
    1 min
  • Fisher the fisherman
    A tongue twister limerick this time.
    "There was a fisherman named Fisher
, who fished for some fish in a fissure. 
'Til a fish with a grin,
 pulled the fisherman in, Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher."
    1 min
  • Denise sees...
    "Denise sees the fleece. Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze, and feed and freeze the fleas."
    Finally, I stumbled! That'll probably happen again.
    1 min
  • Would Chuck?
    A classic.
    "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
    Once again, a no-mistake tongue twister. This probably won't last.
    1 min
  • Betty Botter
    Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said, “This butter’s bitter! But a bit of better butter will but make my butter better!” So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better, so ‘twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
    1 min

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