Twisted Teatime

By Z.P. Gowdy

Welcome, my Creepy Kitties, to Twisted Teatime! A podcast of stories sinister and strange!

Wherein I, your host, The Mad Catter, regale you with Creepypasta's, classic horror tales, and even a few o... more

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July 03, 2019 Twisted Teatime S03 E57 The Dreamquest of Unknown Kadath 2
Good evening my creepy kitties!
In this latest chapter of H.P. Lovecraft's "The Dreamquest of Unknown Kadath" we find Carter waking up after his foolish acceptance of the wine offered by the unsettling merchant. What trouble has he gotten himself into and how will he get out? Well, sit back, relax, enjoy a hot mug of tea, and listen as Lovecraft puts the "Weird" into "Weird Fiction".
Regards,
The Mad Catter!
Music:
Jonathan White
www.soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair
Kevin MacLeod
www.incompetech.com
The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod
www.incompetech.com
The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy.
All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.
Want to submit a story for me to narrate?
E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected]
Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.
If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies.
For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat
Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!
Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License
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30min
June 17, 2019 Twisted Teatime S03 E56 The Dreamquest of Unknown Kadath 1
Good evening my creepy kitties!
I'm baaaack! And tonight I bring you a new episode of Twisted Teatime, the continuation of H.P. Lovecraft's "Carter" stories, which I bring to you via his earliest story! So sit back, have a hot cup of tea (plus whatever you wish to add, nudge nudge, wink wink) and have a listen.
Regards,
The Mad Catter!
Music:
Jonathan White
soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair
Kevin MacLeod
www.incompetech.com
The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod
www.incompetech.com
The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy.
All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.
Want to submit a story for me to narrate?
E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected]
Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.
If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies.
For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from www.soundcloud.com/cheshirehat
Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!
Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License
...more
55min
April 06, 2019 The Pied Piper of Hamelin Rough
This is the rough draft of my recitation of "The Pied Piper of Hamelin" by Robert Browning. I'll eventually add sound effects and music, which will first be available for my Patreon backers, but will eventually be available for everyone else in the next "Intermission" episode. Enjoy!
Story: The Pied Piper of Hamelin
Author: Robert Browning
To help the show on a financial level, you can donate directly here:
paypal.me/cheshirehat
Or sign up for our Patreon page here:
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Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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20min
April 02, 2019 Twisted Teatime S03 E00 A New Direction
Hello my creepy kitties!
After a long hiatus, I present the very first episode of season three. I'm keeping things brief because kids and adults these days have a poor attention span. It's a story about the apocalypse. Enjoy.
Story by: Connor Brown
Narrated by: The Mad Catter
The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2018 by Z.P. Gowdy.
All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.
Want to submit a story for me to narrate?
E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected]
Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.
If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies.
For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from soundcloud.com/cheshirehat
Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
...more
7min
March 11, 2019 Twisted Teatime S02 Bonus: The Conqueror Worm
Hello my creepy kitties! This isn't an intermission, just a sample of my new recording equipment and the sound quality it produces without nearly so much editing as my previous work required. No sound effects, no frills, just a recitation of a classic poem.
So without further ado, I present unto you, "The Conqueror Worm" by Edgar Allan Poe
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4min
February 14, 2019 Twisted Teatime S02 Finale: Day of the Worm (Complete Version)
Hello my creepy kitties!
Today I bring you the complete Seaon 2 Finale! In it, I've compiled all three parts of "The Day of the Worm" into one episode for your enjoyment.
Stories:
The Day of the Worm
The Squire and the Black Scroll
The Maiden and the Lost Villagers
Author: Killahawke1
Art by: Killahawke1
Links:
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Day_of_the_Worm
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Squire_and_the_Black_Scroll
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Maiden_and_the_Lost_Villagers
Narrators:
The Day of the Worm: Alex the Alien
The Squire and the Black Scroll: The Mad Catter
The Maiden and the Lost Villagers: Lady Mcreepsta
Additional voices:
Zombiecorn Tales as The Goddess
Amy Faust as Aliadria
Find Lady Mcreepsta on YouTube at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9CSMjrqzXMPsNZH6C3rXfQ
On Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/LadyMCreepsta
Find Zombiecorn Tales on YouTube at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCffXJxNM5eVy_vagjyu14vg
Find The Mad Catter on Facebook at: http://facebook.com/cheshirehat
On Twitter at: https://twitter.com/1MadCatter
On YouTube at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC88-_y82fxW4hSCssrrWbHw
Get more horror from my friends at The Horror Hive: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcauKDOqkDPZyIKb2BXDP4Q
Music:
Jonathan White souncloud.com/angels-of-despair
"Sands"
"The Second Sun"
"A Passing Memory"
"Realm One"
"Realm Three"
"In An Angels Arms"
"For Allen"
"Realm Two"
Kevin MacLeod of www.incompetech.com
"Ritual"
"Air Prelude"
"Dark Standoff"
"Crossing the Chasm"
"Five Armies"
"Prelude and Action"
"Minima"
"Land of the Dead"
"Chase"
"Noble Race"
The record playing in the background of the intro: Antonio Vivaldi's "Winter"
The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod
www.incompetech.com
The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2018 by Z.P. Gowdy.
All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.
Want to submit a story for me to narrate?
E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected]
Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.
If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies.
For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat
Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
...more
1h 5min
February 14, 2019 Twisted Teatime S02 E54 Day of the Worm Part 3 The Maiden and the Lost Villagers
In this, the final part of the "Day of the Worm" trilogy, we see a young but skilled maiden as she returns home to bury the dead. What would be an otherwise simple, albeit sorrowful task, is tainted by the Worm's corrupting touch.
In this final tale of the dark fantasy trilogy, we get to hear the excellent narration of the fantastic Lady Mcreepsta! Please take a look at her channel in the links below!
Story: Day of the Worm Part 3: The Maiden and the Lost Villagers
Author: Killahawke1
Art by: Killahawke1
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Maiden_and_the_Lost_Villagers
Narrated by: Lady Mcreepsta
https://www.facebook.com/LadyMCreepsta
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9CSMjrqzXMPsNZH6C3rXfQ
The Boy voiced by: Alex the Alien
Music:
Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com
"Minima"
"Land of the Dead"
"Chase"
"Noble Race"
Jason White at soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair
"Realm Two"
The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod
www.incompetech.com
The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2018 by Z.P. Gowdy.
All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.
Want to submit a story for me to narrate?
E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected]
Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.
If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies.
For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat
Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
...more
22min
January 19, 2019 Twisted Teatime S02 E53 Day of the Worm Part 2 The Squire and the Black Scroll
In this, the second part of Twisted Teatime's Season Two Finale, we meet Edwin, a young squire tasked with protecting an artifact of the foulest evil.
Story: Day of the Worm Part 2: The Squire and the Black Scroll
Author: Killahawke1
Art: Killahawke1
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Squire_and_the_Black_Scroll
Narrated by: Z.P. Gowdy
Aliadria voiced by: Amy Faust
The Goddess: Zombiecorn Tales
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdRwhnKUcRA
Music:
Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com
"Ritual"
"Air Prelude"
"Dark Standoff"
"Crossing the Chasm"
"Five Armies"
"Prelude and Action"
Jason White at soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair
"The Second Sun"
"A Passing Memory"
"Realm One"
"Realm Three"
"In An Angels Arms"
"For Allen"
The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod
www.incompetech.com
The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2018 by Z.P. Gowdy.
All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.
Want to submit a story for me to narrate?
E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected]
Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.
If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies.
For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from Soundcloud.com/cheshirehat
Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
...more
35min
January 01, 2019 Twisted Teatime S02 E52 - Day of the Worm Part 1
In this, the first part of Twisted Teatime's Season Two Finale, we are introduced to an outsider about to take a journey to a land threatened by a darkness from beyond the stars!
Story: Day of the Worm
Author: Killahawke1
Art: Killahawke1
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Day_of_the_Worm
Narrated by: Alex the Alien
The Goddess is voiced by: ZombiecornTales
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCffXJxNM5eVy_vagjyu14vg
Music:
Sands by Jonathan White
https://soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair
The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod
www.incompetech.com
The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2018 by Z.P. Gowdy.
All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.
Want to submit a story for me to narrate?
E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected]
Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.
If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies.
For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from Soundcloud.com/cheshirehat
Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
...more
15min
December 25, 2018 Twisted Teatime 2018 Holiday Special - Santa's Other Workshop
It's a Holiday Episode my Creepy Kitties! Come and listen to a dark holiday faerie tale written by the fantastic Killahawke1!
Story:
Santa's Other Workshop by: Killahawke1
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Santa%27s_Other_Workshop
Poem:
Christmas by: H.P. Lovecraft
Music Used:
Myuu: https://soundcloud.com/myuu
"Carol of the Bells (Christmas Cover)"
"Winter Trouble"
"Jingle Bells (Dark Piano Version)"
"Snow Wonders"
"Carol of the Bells (Christmas Cover)"
"Silent Night (Dark Piano Version)"
"Carol of the Bells (Vocal Piano Version) feat. Madame Macabre"
Madame Macabre: https://www.youtube.com/user/xMadameMacabrex
"Carol of the Bells (Vocal Piano Version) feat. Madame Macabre"
Kevin Macleod: www.incompetech.com
"The Long Note Two"
Santa's Workshop Sound Effects by: chillzie
To help the show on a financial level, you can donate directly here:
paypal.me/cheshirehat
Or sign up for our Patreon page here:
www.patreon.com/themadcatter
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
...more
26min

FAQs about Twisted Teatime:

How many episodes does Twisted Teatime have?

The podcast currently has 116 episodes available.