Twisted Teatime

It's a Holiday Episode my Creepy Kitties! Come and listen to a dark holiday faerie tale written by the fantastic Killahawke1!

Story:

Santa's Other Workshop by: Killahawke1

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Santa%27s_Other_Workshop

Poem:

Christmas by: H.P. Lovecraft

Music Used:

Myuu: https://soundcloud.com/myuu

"Carol of the Bells (Christmas Cover)"

"Winter Trouble"

"Jingle Bells (Dark Piano Version)"

"Snow Wonders"

"Carol of the Bells (Christmas Cover)"

"Silent Night (Dark Piano Version)"

"Carol of the Bells (Vocal Piano Version) feat. Madame Macabre"

Madame Macabre: https://www.youtube.com/user/xMadameMacabrex

"Carol of the Bells (Vocal Piano Version) feat. Madame Macabre"

Kevin Macleod: www.incompetech.com

"The Long Note Two"

Santa's Workshop Sound Effects by: chillzie

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In this episode of Twisted Teatime, we meet three young men as they celebrate the impending marriage of one of their trio, however they find their celebration interrupted by something that doesn’t appreciate their inconsiderate party habits. Then we meet

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2018 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

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Stories used in this episode:

“Hallowroots - Litterbug” by Firsttoleave

Narrated by: The Mad Catter

Trevor voiced by: clamb1998

“Hallowroots - Reanimated” by Elliot Cowling

Narrated by: Stories, Fables, and Ghostly Tales.

Janet voiced by: Anonymous

Music by:

Kevin MacLeod

www.incompetech.com

“The Long Note Two”

ROZKOL

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/ROZKOL/

“So sorry little girl.”

“To the water’s edge.”

The Wind Whistles

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_Wind_Whistles/

“Where Does the Garbage Go”

Find: Stories, Fables, and Ghostly Tales at:

https://soundcloud.com/stories-fables-ghostly-tales

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjtTN-6a_PS38eO90wzcNew

Background music in wraparound:

“Spooky Scary Skeletons (Andrew Gold Cover)” by Myuu

Find Myuu at www.soundcloud.com/myuu

Find Z.P. Gowdy (The Mad Catter) at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC88-_y82fxW4hSCssrrWbHwand

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www.facebook.com/cheshirehat

Twitter @1MadCatter

Find The Horror Hive at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcauKDOqkDPZyIKb2BXDP4Q

The Theme of Twisted Teatime is Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

The Credits Theme of Twisted Teatime is “Danse Macabre” and can be found at Incompetech.com

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Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

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In this episode of Twisted Teatime, we return to Hallowroots and meet Cooper, a middle school boy who has fond memories of stories his late Grandfather told of the thrill of taking "A Dip in Lake Nigeros"

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2018 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

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Stories used in this episode:

“Hallowroots - No Drive” by Dr. Frank N. Furter

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Hallowroots#A_Dip_in_Lake_Nigeros

Narrated by: The Mad Catter

Music by:

Kevin MacLeod of www.incompetech.com

“With the Sea”

“The Voices”

Myuu at https://soundcloud.com/myuu

"Scent of Night"

Wrap-a-round music was Vivaldi’s “Fall” from archive.org

The Mad Catter’s Theme is “Intended Force” by Kevin MacLeod

The Credit’s Song is “Danse Macabre” by Kevin MacLeod

The Hallowroots Theme is “Twelve Monkeys” by Josh Woodward

Find Z.P. Gowdy (The Mad Catter) at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC88-_y82fxW4hSCssrrWbHwand

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www.facebook.com/cheshirehat

Twitter @1MadCatter

Find The Horror Hive at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcauKDOqkDPZyIKb2BXDP4Q

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Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

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In this episode of Twisted Teatime, we return to Hallowroots and meet Brian, whose marriage isn’t doing so hot, as he takes his kids on a family trip to some town called “Hallowroots” Suffice to say, he learns a whole new definition of the term “Tourist Trap”.

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2018 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?

E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected]

Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

Stories used in this episode:

“Hallowroots - No Drive” by Dr. Frank N. Furter

Narrated by: CreepyPastaEd

Find his YouTube Channel at: https://www.youtube.com/c/creepypastaed

Find his version of "No Drive" at:

https://youtu.be/RlypBqPQQtU

Additional voices:

Amy Faust as Diane

Krystel Theroux as Sarah

Raven Jr. as Tyler

Music by:

Johnny Cash "Dark As A Dungeon", "I Still Miss Someone"

Squeeze "Cool For Cats", "Take Me I'm Yours"

Diana Ross "It's Your Move"

Kevin MacLeod of www.incompetech.com

“Mesmerize”

“Controlled Chaos - no percussion”

“Controlled Chaos”

CO.AG of https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcavSftXHgxLBWwLDm_bNvA

“My sins alone will wake the dead”

Wrap-a-round music was Vivaldi’s “Fall” from archive.org

The Mad Catter’s Theme is “Intended Force” by Kevin MacLeod

The Credit’s Song is “Danse Macabre” by Kevin MacLeod

The Hallowroots Theme is “Twelve Monkeys” by Josh Woodward

Find Z.P. Gowdy (The Mad Catter) at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC88-_y82fxW4hSCssrrWbHwand

www.soundcloud.com/cheshirehat

www.facebook.com/cheshirehat

Twitter @1MadCatter

Find The Horror Hive at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcauKDOqkDPZyIKb2BXDP4Q

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Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

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In this episode of Twisted Teatime, we pause our regularly scheduled program, to bring you three of the Brother’s Grimm’s Grimmest! Faery Tales without the Disney filter most of you grew up with. So sit back, relax, and enjoy our little… Intermission. (Complete with bloopers!)

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2018 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?

E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected]

Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

Stories used in this episode are pulled from the English translation of the first edition of Brother’s Grimm. Get your copy here:

https://www.amazon.com/Original-Fairy-Tales-Brothers-Grimm/dp/B011T78UEU/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1535024318&sr=8-4&keywords=original+brothers+grimm

The stories are:

“The Robber Bridegroom”

“The Maiden without Hands”

“Blue Beard”

Music by:

Kevin MacLeod

www.incompetech.com

“Sovereign”

“The Long Note Four”

Jason White:

https://soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair

“Sands”

Find Z.P. Gowdy (The Mad Catter) at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC88_y82fxW4hSCssrrWbHwand www.soundcloud.com/cheshirehat

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Twitter @1MadCatter

Find The Horror Hive at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcauKDOqkDPZyIKb2BXDP4Q

The Theme of Twisted Teatime is Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

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Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

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In this episode of Twisted Teatime, we meet David, a custodial engineer for the infamous Intra Inc. He’s a reliable worker, in that he is just suicidal enough to be the one to handle the various messy problems that crop up rather often for the most powerful company in Hallowroots, and so in tonight’s tale, we see how he deals with something called a “Lamprey Spider”

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2018 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?

E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected]

Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

Stories used in this episode:

“Hallowroots - Lamprey Spider” by Christian Wallis

Narrated by: Dark Owl Stories

Additional voices by: Z.P. Gowdy

Music by:

Kevin MacLeod

www.incompetech.com

“Danse of Questionable Tuning”

“Sneak n Get Caught”

“Long Note One”

“Ominous”

“Spiders Web”

“Mechanolith”

Myuu

www.soundcloud.com/myuu

“Wasted Wonderland”

“Wasted Wonderland (Piano Version)”

Jason White:

https://soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair

“Eminent Perfection”

“Stairs”

Background music in wraparound:

Vivaldi - The Four Seasons - Summer - Societa Corelli (Vittorio Emanuele, Violin Solo)

Find Dark Owl Stories at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh_lsLEneXXIyMMYhiOTYGQ

Find Z.P. Gowdy (The Mad Catter) at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC88-_y82fxW4hSCssrrWbHwand

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Twitter @1MadCatter

Find The Horror Hive at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcauKDOqkDPZyIKb2BXDP4Q

The Theme of Twisted Teatime is Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

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Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

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In this episode of Twisted Teatime, we continue our exploration of the town of Hallowroots, and follow stories of desperate vigils against the darkness, and a rather ingenious method of gathering meat for the town to consume.

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2018 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Stories used in this episode:

“Hallowroots - The Vigil” by GarbageFactory

Narrated by: Z.P. Gowdy

Boy and Father played by: Z.P. Gowdy

Music by:

Kevin MacLeod:

“Unnatural Situation”

“Long Note One”

“Malicious”

Myuu:

“Despair”

“Hallowroots - Slaughterhouse” by Derpyspaghetti

Narrated by: Quipster Puck

Visitor played by: Quipster Puck

Desk Clerk played by: Quipster Puck

Stranger played by: Z.P. Gowdy

Music by:

Kevin MacLeod:

“Long Note One”

“Long Noe Two”

Myuu:

“You’re Next”

Find Quipster Puck at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7AoRShKbJLZWwTNVH1Oy6A

Find “The Mad Catter” at https://www.0

Find Z.P. Gowdy at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC88-_y82fxW4hSCssrrWbHwand and www.soundcloud.com/cheshirehat

Find The Horror Hive at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcauKDOqkDPZyIKb2BXDP4Q

The Theme of Twisted Teatime is Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

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For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from Soundcloud.com/cheshirehat

Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

In this episode of Twisted Teatime, we continue our exploration of the town of Hallowroots, and follow the story of a a P.I. of a different sort, a Paranormal Investigator, on a case at the local insane asylum!

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2018 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Stories used in this episode:

Clint Owen, P.I. by: firsttoleave | Narrated by: Z.P. Gowdy

Cast:

Z.P. Gowdy: Clint Owen, Wally the Cop, Orderly, Benny

Quipster Puck: Dr. James Bennett

CreepypastaED: Frank

Find Quipster Puck at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7AoRShKbJLZWwTNVH1Oy6A

Find Creepypasta Ed at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqMkz7VyyswzCqvvF0FGHTw

Find Z.P. Gowdy at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC88-_y82fxW4hSCssrrWbHwand and www.soundcloud.com/cheshirehat

Find The Horror Hive at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcauKDOqkDPZyIKb2BXDP4Q

Music in this episode of Twisted Teatime:

Kevin MacLeod of www.incompetech.com

“Spy Glass”

“In Your Arms”

“Off to Osaka”

“Backbay Lounge”

“On the Cool Side”

“Long Note One”

“Bump in the Night”

“Long Note Two”

“Night on the Docks - Trumpet”

“Gnarled Situation”

“Ghostpocalypse - 5 Apotheosis”

“Apprehension”

“Night on the Docks - Sax”

CO.AG at www.soundcloud.com/co-ag

“Im waiting in the Dark”

The Theme of Twisted Teatime is Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

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Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

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In this episode we are introduced to the town of Hallowroots and hear two stories about those who have entered said town, and have taken their scars.

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2018 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Stories used in this episode:

Introduction to Hallowroots by: Christian Wallis | Narrated by: Z.P. Gowdy

Vernian Marble by: Christian Wallis | Narrated by: Z.P. Gowdy

The Moonlight Inn by: Creepy Thomas O. | Narrated by: Alice Jackson

Martha and Stella are: Holly Gross (aka Holly Blue)

Carl is: Z.P. Gowdy

Find Alice Jacksion at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHxBFtlFT3X1sYMmRXgnO8Q

Find Z.P. Gowdy at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC88-_y82fxW4hSCssrrWbHw?view_as=subscriber

and: https://soundcloud.com/cheshirehat

Find Holly Gross at: https://soundcloud.com/aliceblue

Music in this episode of Twisted Teatime:

“Gone” by Ignatz of ignatz.be

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ignatz/Live_at_WFMU_on_Brian_Turners_Show_on_6102008/Gone

Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

“Long Note Two”

“Time Passes”

“Danse of Questionable Tuning”

“Mysterioso March”

“Marty Gots a Plan”

“Netherworld Shanty”

“Showdown”

“Gypsy Shoegazer No Voices”

“Intended Force”

“Danse Macabre”

Jason White of Soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair

“Realm One”

“Realm Three”

“For Allen”

Myuu of Soundcloud.com/myuu

“Spooky Scary Skeletons (Andrew Gold Cover)”

Josh Woodward of Joshwoodward.com

“Twelve Monkeys” Instrumental Version

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Josh_Woodward/Crawford_Street/JoshWoodward-CS-NoVox-09-TwelveMonkeys

The Theme of Twisted Teatime is Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

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Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

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Good Evening my creepy kitties!

For this episode, we are reading a short story from an anthology of tales published by Mad Girl's Publishing called "Hair Raising Tales of Villainous Confessions" While I had other plans for this episode, things didn't work out as smoothly as I had hoped, so the new series of narrations will have to wait until next episode, until then, enjoy this yarn by my friend Kyle D. Garrett. Should you want to hear more of these chilling tales, you can find the e-book edition on Amazon, link provided below.

Tonight's Story:

"Memoir of a Madman" by Kyle D. Garrett

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07969BKMF?utm_content=buffer5cdf0&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2018 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Twisted Teatime is licensed under a Creative Commons 3.0

Share and Share Alike Attribution license.

Music for Twisted Teatime is used courtesy of:

BRAHMS: Piano Concerto No. 2

by Rudolf Serkin, piano

https://archive.org/details/BrahmsPianoConcertoNo.2-serkin

CHOPIN: Etudes

by Alfred Cortot, piano

https://archive.org/details/CHOPINEtudes-Cortot-NEWTRANSFER

And the theme of Twisted Teatime:

"Intended Force" by Kevin MacLeod

https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/?keywords=intended+force

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Twitter @1MadCatter

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Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

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